Tony Parker Is Better…

by Marcel Mutoni

What we have here is a Tony Parker rap video. Y’all ain’t ready!

Let’s grade this sucker:

Thumbs Up

-Eva sucking on a lollipop. That made my pants feel funny.

-The fact that Tony says “boom boom”. That slayed me for some reason.

-The whole thing is in French.

Thumbs Down

-The creepy kid in the limegreen shirt at the beginning of the clip.

-The beat. Just awful.

(Thanks to Skeets for digging this up.)