November 20, 2008 11:56 am  |  78 Comments

Links: Um…

Altitude takes your breath away…

by Lang Whitaker

Just saw this video (via Deadspin) and…well…I mean…let me just be completely honest and say that I’m not sure how I should characterize or respond to this video, other than to say I thought it was important that all of you saw it, too. Denver’s TV network, Altitude, must be trying to spice things up. Are Nuggets games available on pay per view? Good gosh…

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  • Marcel Mutoni Posted: Nov.20 at 11:59 am
    boobie-gibsons!

  • bingo Posted: Nov.20 at 12:01 pm
    the nba is family friendly?

  • Matt Caputo Posted: Nov.20 at 12:01 pm
    Oh sh*t, that’s my girl!

  • Nguni Posted: Nov.20 at 12:01 pm
    wow

  • Myles Brown Posted: Nov.20 at 12:05 pm
    I really wish I hadnt wasted that ‘menacing gestures’ line yesterday.

  • Pic Posted: Nov.20 at 12:08 pm
    very festive indeed haha

  • RV Posted: Nov.20 at 12:12 pm
    it just makes me realize how unnattractive Houston’s dancers have gotten in the last few years…

  • Dma Posted: Nov.20 at 12:18 pm
    kobe…

  • WhaHuh Posted: Nov.20 at 12:21 pm
    the announcer actually giggles

  • Zach Harper Posted: Nov.20 at 12:24 pm
    I think I’m moving to Denver and I already live in the same city as the promiscuous Kings’ dancers.

  • awesomepossum Posted: Nov.20 at 12:24 pm
    i’ve always been secretly harping for more cheerleaders content since we’re been broken to Honey Bee.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Nov.20 at 12:29 pm
    What’s going on? Is someone kicking that poor girl in the back or something? I don’t understand…

  • Marijn Posted: Nov.20 at 12:47 pm
    Bring back the puppies!

  • Jukai Posted: Nov.20 at 1:04 pm
    Who says there is no D in Denver? Those look like Ds to me!!!!!!!!

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.20 at 1:06 pm
    “A festive atmosphere…….”, yeah that is one way of putting it.

  • namik Posted: Nov.20 at 1:07 pm
    The zoom in and out makes it worse. Or better. Thanks Lang.

  • Jackie Moon Posted: Nov.20 at 1:21 pm
    Mentally filing this one away …

  • ciolkstar Posted: Nov.20 at 1:30 pm
    Dammit, I can’t see the vid b/c I’m at work. The comments have really built this one up.

  • JPaul Posted: Nov.20 at 1:33 pm
    i just festived in my pants

  • Joel O's Posted: Nov.20 at 1:36 pm
    Ohh. Good one, Jukai.

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.20 at 1:45 pm
    DDDenver Nuggets.

  • Paps Posted: Nov.20 at 2:36 pm
    Trade her to Toronto

  • tealish Posted: Nov.20 at 2:55 pm
    Jukai, nice.

  • tealish Posted: Nov.20 at 2:56 pm
    But hey, who needs real dance moves when this is all you have to do to please the people

  • Cheryl Posted: Nov.20 at 3:18 pm
    Am I welcome here? Now, you guys know I usually would chide you on your focus, or lack thereof. But hey, who am I to spoil the fun. Especially if girlfriend herself didn’t find it demeaning…

  • Cub Buenning Posted: Nov.20 at 3:19 pm
    Anyone notice the timeout going on over at Denver’s bench??? Not staring at the oddly gyrating dancer, rather huddled around an instructing Billups. ALSO, this was only his SECOND game with the team.

  • Cub Buenning Posted: Nov.20 at 3:20 pm
    Sorry, to add some actual basketball discussion to this smut board.

  • Eboy Posted: Nov.20 at 3:23 pm
    My wing wong was smiling.

  • Lang Whitaker Posted: Nov.20 at 3:24 pm
    What’s a bench?

  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.20 at 3:47 pm
    more intresting than the puppies…

  • Hoop Dreamz Posted: Nov.20 at 3:51 pm
    what’s a timeout?

  • Ben Osborne Posted: Nov.20 at 3:52 pm
    Cub is true to the game.

  • Allenp Posted: Nov.20 at 4:07 pm
    Why did they have the boobies in slow mo?
    That just crossed the line. This is family television.
    Cub
    Chauncey was probably trying to get them to explain to him why they were down by seven to the GRIZZLIES. He was also explaining why OJ Mayo was giving him the business.
    LOL

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.20 at 4:43 pm
    Cub is married.

  • what Posted: Nov.20 at 4:53 pm
    Good thing Kobe wasn’t there…

  • Moose Posted: Nov.20 at 5:03 pm
    Eboy, you SHOULD be happy. Those Heat dancers are dayyyyuuum fine.

  • Jackie Moon Posted: Nov.20 at 5:10 pm
    She is going to hurt her back like that.

  • Allenp Posted: Nov.20 at 5:12 pm
    Moose, aren’t you like 13?
    Man, if you don’t take your young ass outta here. This is for grown folks.

  • Moose Posted: Nov.20 at 5:21 pm
    Allenp, if there isn’t hoops to talk about (because nobody’s been on the other posts) I go to where stuff IS being talked about. OK, I’m out of this post lol.

  • Bubba Chuck Posted: Nov.20 at 5:22 pm
    haha ya altitude is my channel!

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Nov.20 at 5:24 pm
    first boyshorts, now this. Langford R. Whitaker, get your mind out of the gutter

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Nov.20 at 5:28 pm
    p.s. great work by the cameraman zooming in as the tatas were in motion

  • Double R Posted: Nov.20 at 5:33 pm
    This reminds of ABC’s “boob cam” from a few years ago during the playoffs (I think).

  • thesubwayconnection Posted: Nov.20 at 5:52 pm
    Did she throw out her back???

  • Michael NZ Posted: Nov.20 at 5:57 pm
    Stupid video can’t be seen at work. Will have to wait. Tatas.

  • MeloMan13 Posted: Nov.20 at 6:21 pm
    i loled at Dma

  • Hoop Soup Posted: Nov.20 at 6:25 pm
    Awesome video. bouncy.

  • Gerard Himself Posted: Nov.20 at 6:42 pm
    Jukai nailed it. Well, he wished he nailed it, but I meant his comment.

  • Lz - Cphfinest3 Posted: Nov.20 at 6:51 pm
    After 19 months of rehabbing, and exactly 7 weeks of basketball. I blew out my left meniscus for the second time tonight, getting hacked on a potential game-winning breakaway. I thank you Lang for cheering me up, and reminding me that there are things besides basketball that I love.

  • Jukai Posted: Nov.20 at 9:12 pm
    @LZ: Love but never can get, in your case?

  • jose Posted: Nov.20 at 9:29 pm
    Now thats not the type of “D” they need but its a good start heh,i mean any one have any complaints?

  • tealish Posted: Nov.20 at 10:27 pm
    Wow, watching it for the second time (because no sound the first time not for any other reason!!), I can’t believe the slow mo was real-time broadcast. I first thought it was edited, but nope. As a 20 year old, obviously this is great stuff. But I can definitely understand if some parents write in to complain. The close-up shot was unnecessary - the boobs were gloriously large enough — add that to the slow-mo…eh a bit too much.
    Oh Altitude, I forgive you ;)

  • Double J Posted: Nov.20 at 10:34 pm
    i love you slam

  • gii Posted: Nov.20 at 11:20 pm
    go NUGGS!

  • Enrique Posted: Nov.20 at 11:41 pm
    NBA action….it’s FANNNNNTASTIC

  • Nashty Posted: Nov.21 at 12:11 am
    I think I am in love……

  • JMac Posted: Nov.21 at 2:12 am
    So there are actually a lot more things to celebrate in Denver than their winning streak? Nice…

  • Darksaber Posted: Nov.21 at 4:50 am
    Typical case of “fall down 7 times, spasm back up 8 times”, right?

  • Darksaber Posted: Nov.21 at 4:51 am
    @Juks: fantastic line btw.

  • Lz - Cphfinest3 Posted: Nov.21 at 6:36 am
    Denver Juggets

  • Logan Posted: Nov.21 at 7:40 am
    i wonder what festival this is, i’m converting

  • riggs Posted: Nov.21 at 8:48 am
    DDDenver nuggets

  • Gerard Himself Posted: Nov.21 at 9:33 am
    LZ, bad news about your injury man. Sorry to hear that.

  • Sesa Posted: Nov.21 at 11:05 am
    This is the Nuggets’ strategy to distract Kobe

  • rikson Posted: Nov.21 at 11:12 am
    one breast = 32 comments

  • Ball Dont Lie Posted: Nov.21 at 11:17 am
    where BEWBS happen

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Nov.21 at 12:42 pm
    One would think that a certain handsome Saudi gentleman who frequents this site and has previously written about his distaste at the whole cheerleader thing wouldn’t like this post one bit.One would think.

  • KA Posted: Nov.21 at 12:43 pm
    denver juggets!

  • Niio Posted: Nov.21 at 5:55 pm
    yup those are real lol

  • KOBE Posted: Nov.22 at 12:19 am
    yum yum

  • mat smith Posted: Nov.22 at 12:56 pm
    matty likee

  • Dave Chappelle Posted: Nov.23 at 3:38 pm
    come on titty, come on titty

  • Hursty Posted: Nov.24 at 5:32 am
    ;) @ Izzo.

  • Hursty Posted: Nov.24 at 5:34 am
    I meant ;)

  • Fredo Posted: Nov.24 at 4:22 pm
    I think I need a closer look. Starbury, you want to help?

  • Zee! Posted: Nov.24 at 7:32 pm
    Gives new meaning to “Double Dribble”

  • Roy Posted: Nov.27 at 3:39 pm
    puppies!!!!!!!!!! :D

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