First of all, happy holla-days to everyone out there. It’s late the night after Christmas, and I’m here at the computer, typing away. And what a Christmas Day it was, with a collection of great games. The main event, Boston and L.A., tipped in L.A.’s favor. This doesn’t mean the Lakers are suddenly absolved from losing in the NBA Finals, but it should provide some measure of relief and, perhaps, revenge for the Lake Show.
Before we get Dirty, one more thing I wanted to mention, mostly in response to some of the comments from week to week: I rank these teams using a combination of criteria, including record, head-to-head, who’s hot, etc. But the overriding criteria in my mind is this: If I was an NBA head coach, which team would I least want to face in a game tonight? That’s my eternal question. What follows is my answer, at least for this week.
(And yes, I am totally slacking on a comment for each team this week. I will say this, though: You lose 13 games in a row, you get the bottom spot. Merry Christmas!)
RANK | PREVIOUS | TEAM | RECORD |
1. | 2. | Los Angeles Lakers | 24-5 |
2. | 1. | Boston Celtics | 27-3 |
3. | 3. | Cleveland Cavaliers | 24-4 |
4. | 6. | Orlando Magic | 23-6 |
5. | 7. | San Antonio Spurs | 19-10 |
6. | 4. | Denver Nuggets | 18-11 |
7. | 8. | Houston Rockets | 19-10 |
8. | 10. | Atlanta Hawks | 18-10 |
9. | 5. | New Orleans Hornets | 16-9 |
10. | 9. | Portland Trailblazers | 18-12 |
11. | 14. | Dallas Mavericks | 17-11 |
12. | 12. | Utah Jazz | 17-13 |
13. | 13. | Phoenix Suns | 16-12 |
14. | 17. | Miami Heat | 15-12 |
15. | 11. | Detroit Pistons | 15-11 |
16. | 15. | New Jersey Nets | 14-14 |
17. | 21. | Milwaukee Bucks | 14-16 |
18. | 18. | Philadelphia 76ers | 12-16 |
19. | 20. | Chicago Bulls | 13-15 |
20. | 16. | New York Knicks | 11-16 |
21. | 19. | Toronto Raptors | 11-17 |
22. | 22. | Charlotte BETcats | 10-19 |
23. | 24. | Indiana Pacers | 10-18 |
24. | 23. | Memphis Grizzlies | 9-19 |
25. | 25. | Los Angeles Clippers | 8-20 |
26. | 26. | Golden State Warriors | 8-22 |
27. | 27. | Sacramento Kings | 7-22 |
28. | 28. | Washington Wizards | 4-22 |
29. | 30. | Oklahoma City Thunder | 3-26 |
30. | 29. | Minnesota L-Wolves | 4-23 |