Sure Shot
They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.
Shaquille O’Neal. A diesel truck with a Superman logo on the grill. A driver’s cap. Sometimes these captions almost write themselves. Almost. But since they don’t, we dutifully ask for your help, kind readers. Is the Shaq era in Phoenix already a disaster? Or is it still in chapter one? Did he really drive that rig to a game? Please, fill in the blanks. You should know the deal by now: give us your caption for this photo. Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue. Now get on it!
441 Responses to “Sure Shot”
Jun.16 at 12:13 pm
Ryan says:
“Man if only this thing ran on diesel fuel.”
Jun.16 at 12:20 pm
Josh_B says:
“I like to stick to a theme. I asked those vitamin water guys if they would make a Shaq version that has real diesel in it. They said it would kill a man. Not me it wouldn’t.”
Jun.16 at 12:21 pm
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
“Wide Load”
Jun.16 at 12:37 pm
Rich says:
“Only pimps, like me drive Superman trucks”
Jun.16 at 12:40 pm
Rich says:
“This babies Beast certified whick means i’m the only one able to drive it”
Jun.16 at 12:54 pm
Lz - Cphfinest3 says:
“Just like the Suns’ D the Shaqmobile is drive-thru friendly”
Jun.16 at 12:56 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
“Man, I can’t BELIEVE diesel is $5 a gallon.”
Jun.16 at 12:57 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
Diesel, $5 a gallon. Shaq Diesel, $61,500 a pound.
Jun.16 at 12:58 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
Shaq hasn’t even dressed yet, and he’s already clogging the lanes in Phoenix.
Jun.16 at 1:21 pm
Dallas J says:
Shaq responds to environmentalists: “Carbon footprint? Bend over, I’ll give you a footprint.”
Jun.16 at 1:48 pm
rob stewart says:
I hope checks are in today, this Diesel gas is killing me
Jun.16 at 2:10 pm
Jackie Moon says:
Shaq-sized Smart Car.
Jun.16 at 2:13 pm
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Jun.16 at 2:49 pm
Roy says:
“where do I go from here?”
Jun.16 at 2:59 pm
j rich says:
atleast one 600 lb diesel around here can move
Jun.16 at 3:02 pm
hendrik says:
Soulja boy you do the superman. I’m superman.
Jun.16 at 3:07 pm
Toml11 says:
“It’s game time…..I wonder what kind of food they have this time on the trainer’s table..”
Jun.16 at 3:32 pm
d.Y. says:
j rich ha it.
Jun.16 at 4:08 pm
DDB says:
“Yeah, you’re right! I’m overcompensating for my small play of late!”
Jun.16 at 4:10 pm
Sari says:
“As long as I got this baby, Dwight will never be the REAL Superman…”
Jun.16 at 4:18 pm
Elvis says:
“Not even the south can touch my superman grillz.”
Jun.16 at 4:18 pm
addison says:
And this… this is my diesel Semi.
Jun.16 at 4:39 pm
the second coming says:
“Notice: neither can haul.” or “One has cargo. One has baggage.”
Jun.16 at 4:50 pm
Spaceship Jay says:
DDB’s winning, hands down.
Jun.16 at 5:01 pm
Mack says:
Suns GM Steve Kerr’s order for a truckload of dissapointment finally arrives.
Jun.16 at 5:12 pm
AC says:
I was in a movie… I was the chrome Supes… Back when I was unstoppable… Don’t you remember?
Jun.16 at 5:17 pm
AC says:
I’m keeping this rig here. Never know when some sucker GM is gonna trade for me to save their job agin.
Jun.16 at 6:09 pm
don thomas says:
i guess i’ll stand here and whitsle while i wait for steve nash to move his hybrid.. out of my diesel spot
Jun.16 at 6:44 pm
Michael says:
“I am Shaq Diesel” nuff said…
Jun.16 at 6:58 pm
Bryce Henderson says:
Shaq - “Well, at least my ride still has something left in the tank.”
Jun.16 at 7:45 pm
Gaz says:
In reference to his hat- “Man, I can’t believe they didn’t let me on the greens with this baby.”
Jun.16 at 8:38 pm
Ayo says:
I wonder when they will let me show this on cribs
Jun.17 at 6:12 am
Bigi says:
“I wonder if Amare has jumper-cables…”
Jun.17 at 6:13 am
Bigi says:
I’am Optimus Shaq!!!
Jun.17 at 7:07 am
That dude says:
Diesel shoes, CHECK, Diesel truck, CHECK, Diesel losses added to the suns record, CHECK!
Jun.17 at 8:12 am
d1n says:
“Now where is this Dwight Howard you talk of…”
Jun.17 at 8:25 am
Westfall says:
It is time to pass the torch of SUPERMAN to my protege Amare Stoudemire
Jun.17 at 8:26 am
Chris W says:
Hopefully donating this to the Sun’s organization will make up for my sub-par performance in the playoffs
Jun.17 at 8:30 am
WhiteMeatWestfall says:
Supa-Hybrid is in da MOTHA******* HOUSE!!!
Jun.17 at 9:16 am
Vanilla Thunder says:
“The mailman learned me everything there is to know ’bout the truckin’ business”
Jun.17 at 9:27 am
Vanilla Thunder says:
“I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only.”
Jun.17 at 10:15 am
matt the jazz fan says:
I wish I could park right at courtside, isn’t it horrible to have to walk all the way from the garage?
Jun.17 at 10:35 am
Froggiestyle says:
(thought bubble) “All my boys told me I looked like Shaq, now maybe if I act like I’m putting my keys away, pull my hat down a bit and whistle no one will notice that I hot wired this baby - coast clear yet??”
Jun.17 at 11:10 am
Griffin says:
Where’s the guy who squeezes me in this tiny thing??
Jun.17 at 11:42 am
Squirrel7 says:
If I drive something ridiculous enough, no-one will notice this god-awful hat!
Jun.17 at 12:14 pm
Samuel S says:
Where the heck was my escort diesel jet today???? I had to drive in my backup diesel truck.
Jun.17 at 12:15 pm
Samuel S says:
This is the third truck Ive gone through this week Ive got to stop breaking the doors off with my superhuman strength.
Jun.17 at 1:10 pm
AC says:
Damn… that Sumo car wash commercial got me paranoid.
Jun.17 at 1:20 pm
fc says:
“Man, Optomus Prime wishes he were black and crome grilled…and I wish I become a Spur.”
Jun.17 at 4:17 pm
Scott says:
“Diesel brings the pain, so stay out my Lois Lane”
Jun.17 at 4:22 pm
Scott says:
“If Dwight Howard was really Superman, he’d be the one driving this”
Jun.17 at 5:03 pm
Andres David says:
I like big trucks and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny…
Jun.17 at 5:18 pm
Thomas says:
Oh Snap!! I think I left my keys in the truck?
Jun.17 at 5:59 pm
don thomas says:
well i wonder what my wife bought today
Jun.17 at 7:32 pm
Teo says:
“No thanks man, i don’t need any other gas, this truck only takes DIESEL.”
Jun.17 at 7:47 pm
ks29 says:
“There will be a $20 million of gas for me next year for missing freethrows”
Jun.17 at 7:51 pm
ks29 says:
“There will be $20 million of gas for me next year for missing freethrows”
Jun.17 at 8:59 pm
sergio r says:
the Suns were hoping for Superman to save the day…instead they got his chauffeur.
Jun.18 at 12:38 am
David says:
why did you think they called me shaq-diesel?
Jun.18 at 12:52 am
Jake19 says:
“I bet Superman dont have one of these”
Jun.18 at 12:54 am
Jake19 says:
where’s the valet
Jun.18 at 12:57 am
Jose says:
I’m lookin’ for the guy they call “Bio-diesel”
Jun.18 at 1:01 am
Jake19 says:
“Hey guys, we could have carpooled”
Jun.18 at 3:09 am
Julian says:
Maybe just a LITTLE drive around with Superman’s new vehicle. If only I could touch the pedals…
Jun.18 at 3:57 am
melofan15 says:
Hey dwight, lets see you jump over this
’superman’.
Jun.18 at 5:46 am
GHannan says:
If only diesel wasn’t so expensive…
Jun.18 at 5:58 am
GHannan says:
I didnt know superman cost $4 a rescue???
Jun.18 at 8:05 am
Edward says:
another of driving this thing to work man i gonna have to get a second job just for gas!
Jun.18 at 8:07 am
Edward says:
another day of driving this thing to work man i gonna have to get a second job just for gas!
Jun.18 at 11:04 am
Sam says:
“Of course Kerr didn’t blackmail me to go to Phoenix”
Jun.18 at 11:34 am
Rj says:
it’s a bird…it’s a plane…..dammit it’s just shaq trying to floss again. When he finna floss some game for the Suns?
Jun.18 at 1:04 pm
deuce21 says:
“Say hello to my little friend Scourge. He’s gonna transform into championship number 5!”
Jun.18 at 1:28 pm
sticker says:
Shaq:”Man, this this truck runs better than I do.”
Jun.18 at 1:39 pm
LAW says:
Big boys play with big toys!
Jun.18 at 7:11 pm
Ben says:
Hack-a-Mack!
Jun.18 at 7:15 pm
Ben says:
I like to keep my gas mileage as efficient as my free-throw shooting.
Jun.18 at 8:03 pm
Russell says:
Shaq may be running low on deisel, but at least his semi has a full tank.
Jun.18 at 8:51 pm
Ali says:
well, i have money and diesel costs a lot. i know what im doin this season
Jun.18 at 9:33 pm
Dalton says:
Man I hope no one finds out how i get my free gas.
Jun.18 at 9:34 pm
Lono says:
Now if only i could find my keys…
Jun.18 at 10:16 pm
Dalton says:
Shaq walking to a meeting with Steve Kerr to negotiate a new deal: 3 years, 40.5 million gallons a year.
Jun.18 at 10:43 pm
LeBron fan 23 says:
Oh where, Oh where have my basketball skills gone?
Jun.18 at 10:50 pm
austin says:
truck- im brand new and run perfect
shaq- shut up im old and dont run no more The NBA where opposites atrract
Jun.18 at 10:57 pm
ryan says:
shaq- i wish i still looked like that
Jun.18 at 11:17 pm
ryan says:
big car 4 a big contract
Jun.19 at 1:10 am
ryan says:
its the opposite of shaqs free throws automatic
Jun.19 at 1:54 am
Ivan Anderson says:
Ever since Dwight earned the name Superman I don’t think I deserve to drive a truck with the superman emblem
Jun.19 at 2:26 am
Jason Bradbury says:
Man I thought I was going to Phoenix why they got me at a Wal-Mart
Jun.19 at 2:37 am
Jeremy says:
Can a truck like that carry a wide load?
Jun.19 at 2:39 am
LeBronJr says:
Shaq, You’ve just been overhauld!
Jun.19 at 3:08 am
Joey says:
Hope Dwight pays me this time for bringing him his truck
Jun.19 at 4:15 am
Jeremy says:
“Shaq, you have been overhauld”
Jun.19 at 10:42 am
Alain says:
Shaq is so environmental friendly
Jun.19 at 2:06 pm
Sarah says:
big diesal for the diesal
Jun.19 at 2:33 pm
Louis says:
umm, its a sponsorship deal
Jun.19 at 2:56 pm
joey says:
superman dooms day
Jun.19 at 3:50 pm
Michelle D says:
what am i a damn taxy driver in this getup?
Jun.19 at 4:06 pm
Michelle D says:
“…what am i a damn taxi driver in this getup?!”
Jun.19 at 4:45 pm
tk says:
i pull up at the ‘rena former mvp, gas tank on e but all fouls on me! Hack me down
Jun.19 at 4:51 pm
christian32 says:
does this shirt make me look fat? Or does my car?
Jun.19 at 5:05 pm
bfidel20 says:
“Sorry officer! I forgot my drivers license at Kobes house…”
Jun.19 at 5:38 pm
The_Truth says:
“Man, I forgot what time the games start this late in June! I hope I am not late to watch Kobe suffer!”
Jun.19 at 6:01 pm
MH#25 says:
i got ride around in this truck while im in LA kobe might kill me
Jun.19 at 9:16 pm
Jam says:
SUPERMAN! is dead
Jun.19 at 9:18 pm
Jam says:
Man! I wish i was still able to play like superman
Jun.19 at 9:21 pm
Rob Wells Jr. says:
I just stole Superman’s truck and i got Lois Lane tied up in the back.
Jun.19 at 9:27 pm
Jason Seo says:
*sigh* another bad move
Jun.19 at 9:28 pm
Rob Wells Jr. says:
Shaq:”Ooo wee, where the bathroom at?
That diesel fuel gets a brotha constipated
Jun.19 at 9:32 pm
code-d says:
“Hey guys! Have you seen my new…(spots diesel prices)…crap”
Jun.19 at 10:48 pm
christian32 says:
They don’t call me big cactus for nothing.
Jun.19 at 11:02 pm
Gaz says:
Shaq: “When I saw a big black machine that looked like it would cost a fortune to run, and looked as slow as it was dangerous, I just thought I was looking into a mirror”
Jun.19 at 11:36 pm
Andy says:
“Time to get the hell out of Pheonix”
Jun.20 at 12:11 am
isaac says:
damn i make this look good
Jun.20 at 12:14 am
isaac says:
diesel gas $5.00 driver’s cap in shaq’s size $70.00…..the way shaq can clog lanes on and off the court priceless
Jun.20 at 12:15 am
isaac says:
daily routine of shaq 1.clogging highway lanes
2.clogging the toilet
3.clogging the paint actual order varies by what he eats
Jun.20 at 12:18 am
isaac says:
diesel gas $5.00
diesel tattwo $175.00
the “diesel’s” networth….expensive as hell
Jun.20 at 12:42 am
Jose says:
Shaq is seen heading to court claiming the diesel companies stole his name and likeness
Jun.20 at 1:31 am
DeMarco G says:
MAN! BOTH ARE BAD ON MILELEGE
Jun.20 at 1:37 am
DeMarco G says:
WHICH ONE WILL BE PUT UP FOR SALE FIRST?
Jun.20 at 3:41 am
DeMarco G says:
MAN! BOTH ARE BAD ON MILEAGE
Jun.20 at 4:16 am
Dennis R. says:
How come Ne-Yo just hopped out of Shaq’s truck?
Jun.20 at 4:44 am
will says:
‘Just another day at the office’
Jun.20 at 4:47 am
will says:
Shaq-’Just doing my bit for the environment’
Jun.20 at 5:29 am
Leo says:
All this…and I still got Punk’D~
Jun.20 at 6:24 am
Michael Mullery says:
AHH I wish my game was as big this truck these days
Jun.20 at 7:41 am
Peat says:
Shaq’s so big that he parked his truck in a little cars parking…
Jun.20 at 7:57 am
Pierre says:
Man, its too bad this thing couldn’t drive me to the finals again.
Jun.20 at 8:45 am
Vanilla Thunder says:
“I wanna see kob’ jump this”
Jun.20 at 9:09 am
christian32 says:
Shaq!!!!!! Where?
Jun.20 at 9:39 am
Andy says:
“BAH GAWD, HE’S HERE! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! ST…oh, it’s Shaq. My mistake, ladies and gentlemen.”
Jun.20 at 10:34 am
Gee Morg says:
This is some ole bull…!Who unhooked my trailer of icy-hot patches?
Jun.20 at 1:06 pm
Maurice says:
I know the logo is tacky, but it makes me feel confident, so dont laugh.
Jun.20 at 1:07 pm
Maurice says:
my superman logo is as pretty as my beautiful freethrows
Jun.20 at 6:02 pm
Logan Light says:
“Weight gain? Naw man… Look how I still fit in the cab of my pick up truck. I’m as nimble as ever!”
Jun.20 at 8:59 pm
isaac says:
let’s see clark kent ride like this
Jun.20 at 9:05 pm
Ryan says:
I got stuck with the diesel again kobe stole my car just like he stole my spotlightin L.A.
Jun.20 at 11:33 pm
Hassan Alam says:
Only superman can save us now
Jun.20 at 11:34 pm
Hassan Alam says:
Why did Dwight Howard park his car here?
Jun.20 at 11:35 pm
Hassan Alam says:
Dwight Howard stole my car!
Jun.20 at 11:37 pm
Hassan Alam says:
Dwight here is my ride and dont forget to put in the diesel.
Jun.21 at 12:41 am
Jamie Bolon says:
“Looks like i needed a little more diesel, now I’m stuck in the desert.”
Jun.21 at 12:49 am
Matan Yardeni says:
Mr. Dwight Howard, heres your truck!!!
Jun.21 at 1:24 am
Matan Yardeni says:
Mr. Dwight Howard, here is your truck sir!
Jun.21 at 9:55 am
h-dub says:
Can i park my Truck in your Paint please, i´m not a Threat anymore!
Jun.21 at 12:42 pm
Lorenzo Embalsado says:
After sleeping the whole day, ‘The Big Shaqtus’, climbs out of the truck to play the Sun’s next opponent.
Jun.21 at 2:53 pm
Patrick says:
Show off…just because you make enough to drive a diesel truck…
Jun.21 at 3:56 pm
Mini-Peaches says:
“Yeah you just saw me gettin’ out of the Shaq-a-mobile, now prepare for the Shaq-Attack!”
Jun.21 at 4:57 pm
GEORGE L says:
I filled up before I left Miami,I don’t know
what happen.
Jun.21 at 5:07 pm
GEORGE L says:
Can you tell me how to get to Phoenix?
Jun.21 at 5:10 pm
GEORGE L says:
Janitor:Shaq the season’s over.
Shaq:Yeah!! I Know I forgot my wallet.
Jun.21 at 5:13 pm
GEORGE L says:
I here to pick up my check.
Jun.21 at 5:19 pm
GEORGE L says:
I’m here to pick up my check.
Jun.21 at 5:27 pm
GEORGE L says:
They sent me here to pick up a couple of things
Uh? a jump shot,a rebound,a free throw where’s that list? “damn”.
Jun.21 at 6:16 pm
Dan Schechner says:
Dominant, but needs more fuel. Just like me
Jun.21 at 6:17 pm
Dan Schechner says:
Beat this, Dwight!
Jun.21 at 6:40 pm
Mondy says:
Man! I should’ve told steve to give me a cop car instead.
Jun.21 at 7:53 pm
Shean S. says:
the was a long trip, Miami to Phoenix
Jun.21 at 10:05 pm
Bucknation says:
Truck driver by day, phoenix center by night…I dont get it, which one is superman?
Jun.22 at 12:18 am
James J says:
Dwight may have stole my nickname but now he got a potato in his tailpipe…I love away games
Jun.22 at 2:34 am
Vince C says:
‘Now where’d I park my supe’d up Shaq Diesel Truck with custom superman grill this time??
Jun.22 at 2:55 am
Jeremy says:
“What the hell am I doing at Staples Center?”
Jun.22 at 3:06 am
Jeremy says:
Shaq: “If only my free throw percentage was as big!”
Jun.22 at 3:59 am
ralph mijares says:
i know i’m not racking up superman numbers in games no more, especially on the road. but heck, i’m still superman on the highways even though gas prices are soaring like superman!
Jun.22 at 9:08 am
Dave Kamin says:
thx xzibit, for pimpin’ my ride
Jun.22 at 11:55 am
Alan Lotson says:
Damn, Miss Daisy! You done stepped your game up!!
Jun.22 at 11:59 am
Derek says:
Im too big to fly so i’ll just drive my truck
Jun.22 at 12:34 pm
Kevin says:
“Does it come in purple?”
Jun.22 at 1:23 pm
Gloria says:
We ain’t win the trophy, but I still got this dope car.
Jun.22 at 1:26 pm
Gloria says:
I think My diesel is runnin’ out about now.
Jun.22 at 2:49 pm
Tyler McPherson says:
“Look, there’s the big diesel and Shaq.
Jun.22 at 2:52 pm
jonathan deutsch says:
sorry boy, but with the high gas prices now days and my new soft touch, they started calling me “THE HYBRID”
Jun.22 at 3:13 pm
Ric says:
Damn, I left my wallet at the gas station!
Jun.22 at 3:30 pm
Mosdef fan31 says:
Shaq stalled it in first gear. Oh no! Steve Nash is stuck behind.
Jun.22 at 3:43 pm
Alex says:
Man superman got nothin on me
Jun.22 at 6:07 pm
Kevin Castro says:
MY EXWIFE WONT TAKE THIS “BBY” AWAY FROM ME!…THIS IS HOW A SINGLE CACTUS ROLLS!
Jun.22 at 6:53 pm
Zack Schaefer says:
“And Jim Jones says he’s a baller.”
Jun.22 at 7:48 pm
Micah says:
**** gas! Phoenix now runs on Diesel.
Jun.22 at 8:08 pm
Daniel says:
“With this baby on diesel, Dwight will never be the Real Superman.”
Jun.23 at 1:39 am
boobie_gibson says:
The last anyone saw Dwights truck… or Shaq
Jun.23 at 1:46 am
Ben Saltiel says:
“It’s my rebellion against the green party. FIGHT THE MAN!”
Jun.23 at 3:50 am
Andy says:
*insert random Dwight Howard reference here*
Jun.23 at 5:56 am
tom fary says:
ah man i ran out of deisel fuel
Jun.23 at 7:15 am
ctab21 says:
If these Suns arn’t in the playoff hunt by January, we’re truckin it to Boston!
Jun.23 at 12:02 pm
Los Man says:
And Shaq has arrived in Phoenix, baggage and all.
Jun.23 at 3:15 pm
Jacob Judd says:
I did’nt know if my tank was half full or half empty, so I brought superman.
Jun.23 at 3:44 pm
J J the Jet Plane says:
I didnt know if my tank was half-full or half- empty so i brought my sidekick superman.
Jun.23 at 7:11 pm
vila-man says:
Shaq Trucker talk:F*ck shi&t b&^ch.
Translation: I hate Kobe.
Jun.23 at 7:37 pm
Niko says:
“This is the only car that will bump my freestyles about Kobe”
Jun.23 at 9:15 pm
J says:
Warning: Do not get close to the diesels or they are going to hurt you
Jun.23 at 10:44 pm
joey says:
“low on diesel, damn man now i have to walk”
Jun.24 at 12:19 am
warriorballa44 says:
im taking big diesel to a whole nother level…
Jun.24 at 2:14 am
Michael H says:
(sighs) man i still wish i had the mileage that u have.
Jun.24 at 2:17 am
Michael H says:
farwell NBA! Hello fulltime trucker!
Jun.24 at 2:22 am
Michael H says:
(Shaq)this the only way kobe will ever reunite with the diesel again. Ha Ha
Jun.24 at 2:33 am
Michael H says:
all i have to say truck run while u can remember the diesel doesn’t last forever
Jun.24 at 5:43 am
thomas says:
We hope this one gets the Suns Over The Top.
Jun.24 at 10:45 am
Jordan Jacobs says:
it’s obvious this is Shaq rushing to his 10:30 game after his first day as a truck driver… don’t quit your day job.
Jun.24 at 11:06 am
LeBron fan 23 says:
The thing that we have in common is that we both stay parked in the paint.
Jun.24 at 11:58 am
j rich says:
atleast one 500 pounder hasnt ran out of gas yet
Jun.24 at 12:14 pm
John says:
Thank god I play basketball, my rapping would never make enough money to pay for gas in this thing…
Jun.24 at 1:46 pm
gnism says:
Nah, this ain’t mine - I got way better rims.
Jun.24 at 3:26 pm
CB4fan says:
gonna need alot more fuel that that tanks holds to make shaq preform good next season
Jun.24 at 4:02 pm
Freddy Galarza says:
hey Kobe, try to jump over this one!!
Jun.24 at 4:24 pm
E III 24 says:
Aye, Shaunie let me keep my truck.
Jun.24 at 5:00 pm
CHOMBAY says:
OOOOOOHH!!! I know i should wore some boxers.
Jun.24 at 6:11 pm
don thomas says:
the owner is parked in my spot again i’ll whistle for steve kerr
Jun.24 at 7:51 pm
n adams (agent 14) says:
Losing My policing license was hard, gotta do somethin to support the divorce settlement. Late night truckin is fast money I will ship anything from kobes’ championships to a real team.
Jun.24 at 9:01 pm
Max Watamaniuk says:
The perfect couples are hard to come by.
Jun.24 at 9:28 pm
Y.J says:
First I have to run with the Suns… now gas prices..whats next? Kobe getting a 3-peat without me??
Jun.24 at 9:31 pm
peewee says:
shaq is ready for another cheap freestyle
Jun.24 at 9:31 pm
Joshua Zuniga says:
“Well looks like i gotta go pick up Dwight Howard from his crib.”
Jun.24 at 9:35 pm
Y.J says:
First I have to run with the Suns..now gas prices..whats next? Kobe getting a 3-peat without me?
Jun.24 at 9:35 pm
Y.J says:
First I have to run with the Suns..now gas prices..whats next? Kobe getting a 3-peat without me?
Jun.24 at 11:26 pm
Roy says:
screw the truck! I’ma start walkin’ from here!!!
Jun.24 at 11:32 pm
Roy says:
screw the truck! I’ma start walkin’ home from here!!!
Jun.24 at 11:54 pm
isaac says:
part of shaq’s retirement plan
Jun.25 at 12:53 am
walker says:
Where will you be heading mam’? oh sorry Steve, the hair kinda threw me.
Jun.25 at 12:55 am
walker says:
Where will you be heading mam’ ? Oh sorry Steve, the hair kinda threw me.
Jun.25 at 4:47 am
Roy says:
so glad the truck is big enough to cover me. I need to scratch my butt.
Jun.25 at 4:53 am
Roy says:
I feel a sudden itch in my anus. my truck will keep me from getting noticed by those two guys over there.
Jun.25 at 5:43 am
Serevei says:
kobe hyperdunk or no hyperdunks u dont have a chance of clearing this one
Jun.25 at 9:38 am
goman3000 says:
“let me show these dudes how diesel I am.”
Jun.25 at 9:42 am
goman3000 says:
A this day and age I would choose the diesel truck on my team over shaq diesel. Much respect to shaq, he jus gettin up there now.
Jun.25 at 9:46 am
goman3000 says:
honestly though, where is the back of the truck in the picture. Shaq drives the only the front cabin of a diesel truck! Haha that boy crazy
Jun.25 at 9:49 am
goman3000 says:
so shaq got his deputy badge snatched and look where it landed him, a big rig driver. Reality check. Haha!
Jun.25 at 9:57 am
goman3000 says:
mj needs to get on shaq’s level and deliver his shoes fresh off the rig.
Jun.25 at 10:04 am
goman3000 says:
I told shaq I fit 7 girls n the back of my buick. He said he fit 50+ in the back of the 18 wheeler. Damn!
Jun.25 at 10:09 am
goman3000 says:
“I can teach u how to stunt”
Jun.25 at 11:51 am
Robert says:
Finally, a ride large enough to carry my overinflated ego and still ailing big toe. And no, it doesnt use biodiesel, it runs on my hatred for kobe and never ending ability to make up names for myself.
Jun.25 at 1:00 pm
HangKwong says:
2 off road diesels
Jun.25 at 1:19 pm
Luke Dailey says:
Truck and Shaq. Neither are fast. Neither are cheap. Neither are good looking. But, if you see either ‘em coming I’m sure you’ll get out of the way!
Jun.25 at 4:55 pm
Jackie Moon says:
Well i guess you need a hearse this big to run an entire franchise into the ground!
Jun.25 at 4:57 pm
Ricky Bobby says:
Divorce Court is rough..because i guess Juanita got the trailor too..
Jun.25 at 5:02 pm
agent 4 says:
shaq is wack hes fat
Jun.25 at 6:06 pm
Jeremy says:
I cant believe it. Those 2 hot chicks didnt even look at my truck. Kobe walks by and says,”TELL ME HOW MY @$$ TASTES!
Jun.25 at 9:53 pm
REY says:
“Never mind the freestyle on Kobe, where’s Angus Young”
Jun.25 at 10:07 pm
OUTSIDER says:
“Does anyone have the AAA number, I locked my keys inside”
Jun.25 at 10:10 pm
REY says:
“Hey Shaq make sure you park in yur compact space”
Jun.25 at 10:17 pm
OUTSIDER says:
anyone have the number to aaa, i locked my keys inside!!!!!!!
Jun.25 at 10:33 pm
REY says:
Shaq at Disneyland “hey kids remembered where we parked, Goofy 24″
Jun.26 at 2:39 am
Wizards Fan says:
I’m leaving a carbon footprint to match my real-life footprint.
Jun.26 at 10:40 am
Jordan Easler says:
Everyone knows Shaq and his truck are family,they both run on diesel fuel.
Jun.26 at 10:43 am
Jordan Easler says:
sorry that i was late guys, but i had to stop to fill me and my truck up with some diesel fuel.
Jun.26 at 12:11 pm
Bob Nomura says:
Shaq pulling up his pants after Kobe told him how is A$$ smelt.
Jun.26 at 2:42 pm
Jeco Ramirez says:
The Diesel’s in Phoenix now….. Kobe tell me how my gas tastes!!!
Jun.26 at 3:01 pm
Jeco Ramirez says:
The Diesel’s in Phoenix now….. Kobe, tell me how my gas tastes!
Jun.26 at 3:27 pm
Jake Fischer says:
I bet Kobe can’t find wheels like these!
Jun.26 at 3:28 pm
Jake Fischer says:
I bet Kobe can’t find wheels like these!
Jun.26 at 5:44 pm
Bigboy says:
Man Kobes Mvp award aint got notihn on this diesel truck
Jun.26 at 5:55 pm
Bigboy says:
Alright Kobe it was just a rap joke calm down and give me the keys to the truck before i use my Kazam powers and melt your mvp award
Jun.26 at 8:03 pm
Ray T says:
Hey Kobe…tell me how my fumes smell.
Jun.26 at 10:00 pm
Kody says:
Kobe Tell me how my gas taste
Jun.26 at 10:16 pm
John Holtz says:
Has anybody seen where I parked my career? It’s over where Kobe? No it’s just over.
Jun.26 at 10:19 pm
John Holtz says:
I been sucking on diesel fumes, does anybody know who I play for now? I think I just saw you jump on the Celtics bandwagon.
Jun.26 at 10:21 pm
John Holtz says:
Hey, where’s the little white guy who parks my car? You mean the valet? No, Steve Nash.
Jun.26 at 10:23 pm
John Holtz says:
What do you get when cross one diesel with another? An early exit from the playoffs and a lot of missed free throws.
Jun.26 at 10:26 pm
John Holtz says:
The truck and Shaq have 3 things in common. They are both diesels, like superman and run out of gas quickly.
Jun.26 at 11:30 pm
Jackie Kastner says:
Kobe, tell me how my diesel taste
Jun.27 at 12:00 am
Nik Scooli says:
Just another thing Kobe doesnt have on me!
Jun.27 at 9:19 am
RAN says:
MAN, I SURE HOPE I’M NOT LATE. KOBE AND THE REST OF THE LAKERS SAID THEY NEEDED ME TO PICK THEM UP. I GOT A BIG ENOUGH TRUCK TO “CARRY” THEM. SUPERMAN TO THE RESCUE
Jun.27 at 11:41 am
Austin Dow-Smith says:
Agent 0032 here for the mission mr. bond
Jun.27 at 1:04 pm
AJ CARTER says:
the only thing that is mobile in this pic
Jun.27 at 1:17 pm
AJ CARTER says:
just like shaq the truck can’t move either
Jun.27 at 1:31 pm
ed says:
hey tell kobe to park this for me? the keys are still in the ignition.
Jun.27 at 3:50 pm
ill Da Grouch says:
Shaq: “I can’t believe Dwight Howard made me walk to the game,that things a two seater. I guess there can only be one.”
Jun.27 at 5:27 pm
Alex says:
Shaq’s ego, and muscle can outway his truck
Jun.27 at 5:29 pm
Alex says:
Shaq and Kobe should hook up at a game because i know they’re best buds
Jun.27 at 7:05 pm
Luke Snyder says:
kobe’s rides ain’t as sick as mine; Kobe, tell me how my diesel tastes.
Jun.27 at 7:14 pm
Luke Snyder says:
kobe tell me how my truck tastes
Jun.27 at 10:28 pm
adbphilly says:
I won this car after my sick freestyling about kobe last sunday. I need to do that more often.
Jun.27 at 10:32 pm
adbphilly says:
Hmmm, lemme pull over. I see a nightclub calling my name. I even brought my own microphone.
Jun.27 at 11:18 pm
Kulbir Sidhu says:
“They say we have to be more environmental these days so yo Kobe, how my gas taste?” (from Toronto to your desk and the win pile)
Jun.28 at 9:35 am
Drowzee#096 says:
I dare kobe to try jump this
Jun.28 at 11:29 am
Roy says:
one more for the good guys.
Jun.28 at 12:34 pm
ralph says:
i lost some badges ’cause of this truck, but hey! kobe how my A** taste?
Jun.28 at 12:39 pm
ralph says:
i know i’m late for warm-ups, it doesn’t matter, i’m spending more minutes warming the bench!
Jun.28 at 1:42 pm
Darby says:
“I’d like to see Kobe try to jump this.”
Jun.28 at 2:55 pm
William Chamberlain says:
hey shaq, tell me how your badge tastes!
Jun.28 at 3:00 pm
SP says:
“Thanks for finally telling how it tastes afer all Kobe.”
Jun.28 at 3:20 pm
William Chamberlain says:
dude, where is the back of my truck?
Jun.28 at 6:22 pm
Gregzilla says:
Kobe,tell me how my diesel gASS taste…
Jun.28 at 8:26 pm
BIGTEE44 says:
JUMP THIS KOBE!!!
Jun.28 at 11:38 pm
Gene says:
I lent my cape to Dwight for the dunk contest. Haven’t seen it since.
Jun.29 at 12:19 am
Kelsey says:
“Where’s the trailer, guess the rest of his game will come in the mail”
Jun.29 at 1:18 am
Trevor Karnofski says:
My wife got the Benz in the divorce.
Jun.29 at 1:20 am
Criz Milz says:
freah air i just farted, Kobe how does that taste/gas prices r retarded and now im giving half away/
Jun.29 at 7:25 am
jak says:
man, parallel parking this thing is pain!
Jun.29 at 1:40 pm
Harry says:
Dang this thing cost more the Finals tickets!
Jun.29 at 3:30 pm
Ben Holman says:
The NBA: Where amazingly big gas-guzzlers happens
Jun.29 at 11:35 pm
omar nasim says:
Overcompensating for the vasectomy.
Jun.30 at 12:02 am
Roy says:
this big-ass truck can go freestylin’ with Kobe anytime, anywhere.
Jun.30 at 3:09 am
Dave Kamin says:
yeah, diesel.
Jun.30 at 3:20 am
Dave Kamin says:
“hey kobe tell me how trailers ass taste!”
Jun.30 at 3:30 am
tom fary says:
damn this doesn’t run on diesiel
Jun.30 at 9:15 am
danny powell says:
Shaq - “I better get outta here before they realise who ran over Kobe”.
Jun.30 at 9:32 am
Jared says:
The Shaqmobile, it gets about the same gas mileage as he does. A few years ago it was worth the price, now you might as well leave it in the garage.
Jun.30 at 9:52 am
gene quichocho jr. says:
Kobe, tell me how my ass taste.
Jun.30 at 9:56 am
gene quichocho jr. says:
I need a belt.
Jun.30 at 10:36 am
CA$H2400 says:
Damn…I told them that I wasn’t tryin to pick up this Kryptonite…
Jun.30 at 10:51 am
Marcos J. Brenes Morales says:
I hope Amare’s back is as strong as this truck so he can carried me to another tittle before Kobe gets his…
Jun.30 at 3:48 pm
Fernando says:
My ride makes batman’s ride never come out again
Jun.30 at 3:56 pm
Fernando says:
Say hello to my eco-friendly hybrid mini-car people
Jun.30 at 9:29 pm
Ann A. says:
“Hey what can i say? It’s the only car I can fit in!”
Jul.1 at 8:23 am
Ward says:
C’Mon Baby, we’re leaving this place…. WAIT! I thougt you was my wife!
Jul.1 at 11:19 am
Roy says:
I own mamba, mamba… yeah, yeah! I own mamba, mamba… yeah, yeah!
Jul.1 at 12:24 pm
Jesse says:
O well if it doesn’t work out next season at least I have something to fall back too.
Jul.1 at 1:32 pm
ryan teeter says:
ha lets see kobe top this
Jul.1 at 1:45 pm
ryan teeter says:
“Ya I would like to see Kobe try to jump over the-Super-Shaq-mobile like he did to that Aston Martin .No more Black Mamba”
Jul.1 at 9:52 pm
mike says:
Late again, should have not dissed kobe
Jul.1 at 10:11 pm
Chris Walker says:
“I lost the divorce, the house, and the trucks making me broke paying for gas, but all that matters is Kobe can’t do it without me.”Hmmm… that would make a catchy song.”
Jul.1 at 10:18 pm
Eduardo Osorio says:
He only bought this HUGE truck because he’s goin on a cross country trip back to Dwyane Wade an the Heat.
Jul.1 at 10:56 pm
Jason Bradbury says:
KOBE HOW MY EXHAUST TASTE
Jul.1 at 11:24 pm
Tory Mayo says:
Shaq on the set of his new hit movie “Driving Miss Kobe”
Jul.2 at 12:27 am
Tory Mayo says:
“I’m the Hooper, the Hyper, protected by Viper. I don’t need toiletpaper cause Kobe’s my wiper.”
Jul.2 at 12:32 am
Tory Mayo says:
“Black shiny truck, dope driver’s cap, I lost my wife cause Kobe’s a rat.”
Jul.2 at 12:57 am
BK says:
Hey, Kobe tell me how my gas tastes!
Jul.2 at 1:57 am
Brown Balla says:
Popavoich says: Everythings bigger in texas
D’Antoni: Everythings been slower in Phoenix
Jul.2 at 1:59 am
Dwyane says:
Lets see Kobe jump over this!
Jul.2 at 7:20 am
ctab21 says:
hey, can i get this re-sprayed to Celtic Green…
Jul.2 at 10:23 am
Greg says:
“And Kobe hasn’t got one of these either.”
Jul.2 at 10:23 am
Greg says:
“And Kobe hasn’t got one of these either.”
Jul.2 at 12:53 pm
Aristotle says:
Shaq ends up on Phoenix’s pollution list, next to diesel truck.
Jul.2 at 1:34 pm
J-Rad says:
“Damn, with gas prices going up and my salary going down, I’m gonna have to start walking to games.”
Jul.2 at 3:30 pm
Blake13 says:
Kobe tell me how my ass taste. Ha Ha Ha!!!
Jul.2 at 3:55 pm
Daisy says:
“You know how I be”, no one, even Kobe can do it like me!
Jul.2 at 4:12 pm
Nick says:
I wonder what superman thinks of the gas prices.
Jul.2 at 5:47 pm
Dano Magic says:
Diesel fuel is nearly $5 a gallon, so I will walk instead!
Jul.2 at 6:40 pm
D. Warren says:
Picture Me Haulin’
Past-their-prime players who demand attention.
Jul.2 at 6:53 pm
Josh Wilkes says:
Right ive got the over sized muscle car and outrageous hat, lets find Adam Morrison and solve us some mysteries.
Jul.2 at 8:45 pm
yabooy69 says:
Im glad supaman and his truck came bye or else i wouldnt have made the game!
Jul.2 at 9:54 pm
Tiki McGahee says:
“Whew…now I need help unloading all this cacti”
Jul.2 at 11:09 pm
Kienan. P says:
Look out Batman, here comes the Shaqmobile
Jul.3 at 5:33 pm
Evan says:
Of course I don’t drive the thing, I’m just checkin to make sure my driver delivered by lobster and champagne for the party tonight!
Jul.3 at 8:43 pm
Brandon says:
Ah, so you’re the Diesel playin’ me in ‘Transformers Meet NBA Playoffs’ - Nice
Jul.4 at 12:26 am
Anonymous says:
WARNING:AVOID ANY CONTACT WITH KRYPTONITE!
ALL PARTS WILL SHRINK INCLUDING SHAQ(litterly)
Jul.4 at 12:34 am
Anonymous says:
WARNING:AVOID CONTACT WITH KRYPTONITE,OR PARTS WILL EXPLODE INCLUDING SHAQ(the world could end!)
Jul.4 at 12:37 am
Anonymous says:
WARNING:AVOID CONTACT WITH KRYPTONITE,ALL PART WOULD EXPLODE INCLUDING SHAQ!(the world would end)
Jul.4 at 11:27 am
Derek Gulcynski says:
Apparently, Karl Malone forgot to tell Shaq that flannel goes best with chrome 18-wheelers.
Jul.4 at 4:03 pm
Bobby Lombardi says:
In soviet Russia, Diesel Drive you.
Jul.4 at 7:06 pm
Troy says:
I’m goin’ on a road trip back to L.A. to see if the Lakers will let me back to try to win another championship, cause I need Kobe, The MVP!
Jul.5 at 8:40 am
ellis maxwell says:
mr. bryant, if that’s all you need, i’ll see you when you finish playing
Jul.5 at 1:27 pm
rhillips says:
Last time I ride on the back
Jul.5 at 1:29 pm
rhillips says:
Pheonix didn’t realise just how big deisel would be
Jul.5 at 1:30 pm
rhillips says:
5 dollars a gallon, next time i’ll use my own pump
Jul.5 at 10:30 pm
Ruben says:
Shaquille O’Neal A.K.A “The Big Mirage” Will need that big @$$ truck to carry all them Suns fans back off the bandwagon. Suns are finished.
Jul.5 at 10:53 pm
robert says:
If only shaq could guard the lane as well as that truck
Jul.6 at 1:18 am
Ruben says:
Finally something that Steve Nash can really flop against.
Jul.6 at 1:26 am
Ruben says:
Shaq: “Can’t wait to put on some low profile 30’s on this thing”
Jul.6 at 1:40 am
Ruben says:
Nothing exemplifies hogging and wasting Suns payroll like driving this gas guzzler.
Jul.6 at 1:49 am
Ruben says:
“Dam, the lieutenant took my toy badge and squirt gun away”
Jul.6 at 1:58 am
Ruben says:
Kobe will gladly throw you under that truck.
Jul.6 at 5:14 am
Anthony Bannerman says:
No wonder i can’t play anymore - all my diesel fuel gets put into this truck.
Jul.6 at 7:10 am
Michael Mullery says:
My perzonialized Hybrid
Jul.6 at 10:04 am
Matt says:
I use to be the deisel…
Jul.6 at 10:57 am
Matt says:
I have to pull my weight around here at sometime…
Jul.6 at 6:09 pm
AJ Garrison says:
Deisel to Shaq: “Hey Shaq, tell me how my gas taste!”
Jul.6 at 10:28 pm
DGeezy says:
Someone shut the car door I gotta go beat Kobe’s ass.
Jul.6 at 11:03 pm
ice32 says:
shaq “this is the reason i moved to phoenix $5 a gallon? in miami it was $8 dollars a gallon in orlando is $10 a gallon” (reporter) ” and what about los angeles?” ( shaq) well thats the whole reason because i found out that kobe was taking my gazoline thats why i made the whole rap song and the move to miami now time to make kobe jelouse with my surperman pimped ride>
Jul.6 at 11:07 pm
isaac garces says:
shaq “this is the reason i moved to phoenix $5 a gallon? in miami it was $8 dollars a gallon in orlando is $10 a gallon” (reporter) ” and what about los angeles?” ( shaq) well thats the whole reason because i found out that kobe was taking my gazoline thats why i made the whole rap song and the move to miami now time to make kobe jelouse with my surperman pimped ride
Jul.7 at 2:43 am
ZrB says:
The diesel (Shaq) and his diesel are running low on energy and gas
Jul.7 at 2:44 am
ZrB says:
The diesel (Shaq) and his diesel are running low on energy, gas, and style
Jul.7 at 9:24 am
Roy says:
just me, my truck and my size 22 leather shoes from Italy kicking Kobe’s sorry ass.
Jul.7 at 9:36 am
Roy says:
my truck’s better looking than Kobe’s hyperdunks.
Jul.7 at 10:29 am
Floridanne says:
I’m superman… And this is my supercar…
Jul.7 at 12:34 pm
DD says:
If ya wanna take a ride wit me, then stand right in front of my wheels, ohhh I don’t know why you’re tryin’ (Ride Wit Me feat. Shaq-a-diesel)
Jul.7 at 12:52 pm
Ruben says:
“I’m too lazy to close the door just like I’m too lazy to get in shape”
Jul.7 at 12:54 pm
Ruben says:
Apparently wearing tight pants is the new look.