Check This Online
I’m back and brighter than ever!
I told you I had some eye poppers for you and here they go! Where shall I start? Ahhh yes, lets start with the brightest and work our way up to my favorite….
1st up is the Adidas F50 Bright neon green rain jacket and soccer jersey. I love soccer apparel its so damn comfortable and it makes me look way bigger than I really am!
2nd is this sick a$$ Puma Golf weekend bag, it’s very mature and designed for head turning purposes only. This bag is not meant for everyday use, I suggest you only break this out as a carry on for those trips overseas. You know, the trips where you don’t need luggage because your so fly your going to go shopping for clothes there - yeah, those trips. I must warn you, rocking this bag is very dangerous! While this bag is super fly it can be slightly feminine if worn in the wrong fashion, so when you wear this you have to have something that lets people know what team you play for, your masculinity has to be not only intact but sky high!
3rd is my personal favorite. The 35 pound LRG Gold Stud Jacket, its like Braveheart meets fashion week in NYC! This is truly for the young, fly and flashy. A once a year type of garment, red carpet at the Grammy’s, maybe you feel like stunting in Vegas, or hell you’re feeling your oats because its your birthday! Whatever the occasion just understand you cant rock this on a regular. Then again if I pay 2000 dollars for a jacket please believe I’m going to wear the damn thing in the Summer, Winter, Spring and Fall!
15 Responses to “Check This Online”
May.13 at 3:16 am
Robbi says:
They make handbags for men? Who are you? Joey Tribbiani?
May.13 at 3:17 am
Robbi says:
Oh… First!
May.13 at 3:19 am
Robbi says:
Gosh darn it, those are female bags for men!!!
May.13 at 3:22 am
Robbi says:
But the gold jacket is niiiiice. How much is it?
May.13 at 3:42 am
Russ Bengtson says:
Please tell me that LRG jacket isn’t really $2,000.
May.13 at 4:30 am
Mayor of Lovetron says:
2,000 for a jacket. Absolutely amazing. Only in a country where even the poor people are fat.
May.13 at 5:04 am
Hursty says:
2000???!!! is this right? wow. nice jacket if your a military mercenary or a fan of the armadillo
May.13 at 6:44 am
Bigi says:
There’s a Seinfeld-joke here somewhere…
May.13 at 6:48 am
Bigi says:
And did you hang out with Mr.Andersen with that green jacket…Or did you face up with Dolph Lundgren?Aaaadriaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!
May.13 at 9:48 am
BETCATS says:
i could buy a new wardrobe with 2000
May.13 at 11:13 am
Sammy says:
Jackets tight
May.13 at 11:59 am
ciolkstar says:
The jacket’s pretty tight in the photo. That isht weighs 35 lbs and would look retarded on most people and for sure ain’t worth no 2Gs
May.13 at 2:35 pm
Konate says:
that LRG JACKET IS REALLY 2000 of dem thangs. YO I THINK THATS JACKET IS FREEEEESH YOU CANT BE CORNY ROCKIN THAT. IT REQUIRES MAXIMUM SWAGG
May.13 at 5:05 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
In the immortal words of Sgt. Roger Murtaugh, I’m gettin’ too old for this sh*t.
May.13 at 7:20 pm
Konate says:
HAHAHAHAHA! WELL OG TRIPLE OG RUSS YOU DONT WANNA BE STUCK IN THE SAME PLACE FOREVER. FEEL ME?