Are you a witness?
Knock Knock: Can I interest you in something to read? Do you know LeBron?
Hey people in Internet land, long time no see. Sorry I’ve been away for so long just taking care of a few things, trying to step my game up in a few aspects of life. Though your hearts may have missed me I know your eyes don’t quite feel the same, but not to worry I’ll have some bright, shiny, crazy eye poppers for you shortly. But for now check out this Nike viral video for Bron Bron; it’s kind of dope.
You are now witnesses!
26 Responses to “Are you a witness?”
May.7 at 4:28 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
Guest cameo from Pascal Giberne about halfway through!
May.7 at 4:45 pm
ciolkstar says:
First
May.7 at 4:55 pm
Ryan Jones says:
No, I’m not in it. They offered, though.
More important: a great JW reference from a Brooklynite who would know.
May.7 at 4:57 pm
Konate says:
I knew you would be the first to notice Jones!
May.7 at 5:27 pm
tealish says:
I worry about kids inhaling that chalk. The L should look into it.
May.7 at 5:31 pm
Konate says:
I hate that Bron totally stole the chalk burst from KG!
May.7 at 5:58 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Who in turn jacked it from Jordan.
May.7 at 6:18 pm
albie1kenobi says:
i’m surprise Kobe didn’t jack it too
May.7 at 7:00 pm
B. Long says:
Where those the Knick fans trying to lobby Lebron to NY?
May.7 at 7:08 pm
Jackie Moon says:
I was witness to 2-18!
May.7 at 7:47 pm
Jake says:
He always called me dub…. She doesn’t really strike me as a dub.
May.7 at 7:49 pm
Jake says:
And how do you dunk “in” someones mouth? Just wondering.
May.7 at 8:35 pm
Captain America says:
Konote, MJ was doing the chalk thingy long before KG ever had game.
May.7 at 8:42 pm
adams says:
CA, you’re dumb.
Jones, get over yourself.
May.7 at 9:46 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
This ad blows donkey nut$. “Let’s invent a new vocabulary”, ok, how about redicutarded for this ad. Why do I care what 8 year olds think about Lebron? Nike has had some great ads in the past (and I originally thought the “witness” idea was cool), but this one has gotten out of hand.
May.7 at 9:50 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
Also, they’re just begging for Lebron to be charged with a crime - imagine all the witness jokes after that
May.7 at 10:56 pm
Dacre says:
lol… I am one of Jehovahs Witnesses and i don’t see it….
May.8 at 12:23 am
Konate says:
I know MJ did the chalk thing, so did reggie but he didnt do it the way KG did it! lebron straight jacked Kevin damn near at gunpoint!
May.8 at 8:49 am
Ryan Jones says:
adams, that’s so not going to happen.
May.8 at 9:30 am
Young Chris #3 says:
I am tired of Lebron being forced on us. He’s good. We know. But he’s about to lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs for the 2nd time in three years. Enough!
May.8 at 1:44 pm
Konate says:
Damn Bryant Reeves, why we had to go there?
May.8 at 2:06 pm
Paps says:
Lebron’s a poser. But he’s got game.
May.8 at 3:09 pm
DTuck says:
Paps, are you serious!?!? I’m a Kobe fan, but Bron is still tha real deal. Stop hatin is all I can say.
May.8 at 3:33 pm
FLUXLAND says:
I for one actually like the videos. I watched them all. It was nice to see people from his past talk about him as a kid and teenager. The PJ story was great. Definitively, shed some light on who he is ( or may be) as a person. I still think the King and Chosen 1 labels are a little arrogant, but one could start to understand why he may feel that way. Also, Yong Chris is right, LeBron is being shoved down our throats, but that may not be his fault. Well, not entirely anyway. Thanks, Konate.
May.8 at 4:08 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
I like watchin dude play, but I was tired of hearing about him mid-way through his senior year of high school.
May.8 at 4:08 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
And if that makes me a hater, then is Lebron the new Kobe?