LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron
I don’t really have anything to say.
Helluva game last night, huh?
Here are some headline’s from this week’s edition of The Onion:
“Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States”
“Miley Cyrus Apologizes For Breasts”
“Economic Stimulus Check Burned For Warmth”
“Editorial: I’m The Denzel Washington In Training Day Of Booking Plane Tickets Online”
“Padres Game Sunned Out”
“Tyler Hansbrough Staying In School To Take This One Awesome Philosophy Class”
And this one’s for Myles, Holly, and Mutoni. Of course.
I’m eating guacamole right now. Have a good day.
30 Responses to “LeBron LeBron LeBron LeBron”
May.7 at 12:06 pm
H to the izzo says:
The Pope is a former Nazi,who helped cover up the child abuse scandal.
May.7 at 12:07 pm
H to the izzo says:
Miley Cyrus will have a sex tape in the not so distant future.
May.7 at 12:07 pm
H to the izzo says:
The Euro is worth a lot more than the dollar.
May.7 at 12:07 pm
Young Chris #3 says:
Hopefully it’ll be when she’s 18 so I can watch it legally…
May.7 at 12:08 pm
H to the izzo says:
Training Day was a good movie,if not slightly overrated.
May.7 at 12:08 pm
H to the izzo says:
I know nothing of baseball.
May.7 at 12:09 pm
H to the izzo says:
Tyler Hansbrough won the POY because he’s not black.
May.7 at 12:09 pm
H to the izzo says:
Kobe is talented.
May.7 at 12:09 pm
H to the izzo says:
Guacamole is good.I’m done.
May.7 at 12:22 pm
James AKA the artist formerly known as Krayzie Bone says:
He was part of the hitler youth, which was mandatory, so that can’t be held against him. The child abuse scandal comment though is right on target.
May.7 at 12:25 pm
H to the izzo says:
James,not holding it against him,but as a statement,it looks pretty extraordinary and unbelievable.
May.7 at 12:27 pm
Jackie Moon says:
Don’t change the subject! Lebron James!
May.7 at 12:31 pm
TADOne says:
That Kobe stuff was the BEST ever.
May.7 at 12:36 pm
H to the izzo says:
“While his height allows him to see the entire floor,he really doesn’t look at much beyond the surface”.This made me chortle,I rarely if ever chortle.
May.7 at 12:44 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Didn’t expect such a reaction here, even if it was mostly just izzo belching all over his keyboard.
May.7 at 12:45 pm
FLUXLAND says:
One wonders is LBJ the youngest to commit double digit TO in a playoff game?
May.7 at 1:04 pm
Ryan Jones says:
He almost has to be, Flux. He’s the youngest to do EVERYTHING.
May.7 at 1:04 pm
WhaHuh says:
The ONion sports is REALLY weak, read the KG and hansborough articles
May.7 at 1:07 pm
Ryan Jones says:
That’s why I only posted headlines.
May.7 at 1:09 pm
TADOne says:
The Jobe stuff makes up for the rest of their sports articles, that is why he is the MVP. He makes everyone/thing better.
May.7 at 1:10 pm
TADOne says:
KOBE stuff too.
May.7 at 1:10 pm
jbn74sb says:
Well, at least he doesn’t chew his nails on the bench anymore.
May.7 at 1:14 pm
FLUXLAND says:
Looks like the dubious honor belongs to KG, Mr. Jones. If my math is correct. Although, LBJ is the one to accomplish the feat on the last two occasions and the only one since Duncan in 2002.
May.7 at 1:15 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
LBJ - almost a quadruple double last night. 12pts, 10 TO, 9 RB, 9 AST. Ben Wallace needs to retire, he is a shell of his former self.
May.7 at 1:20 pm
namik says:
Also: LeBron!!!
May.7 at 1:21 pm
SMK says:
The Celtics needed two All-Stars to go 2-18 last night. Advantage: LEBRON.
May.7 at 1:57 pm
H to the izzo says:
I apologize.Blame boredom.
May.8 at 2:22 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
Jones is pretty great.
May.9 at 9:20 am
Cub Buenning says:
The Onion rules, but their sports are kinda weak. www.thebrushback.com is the best source for the satirical world of sports.
May.19 at 3:58 pm
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