Shaq wants to ride in the Kentucky Derby
And we have the documentation to prove it.
It has been brought to my attention that in this weekend’s daily racing form, there will be a letter from Phoenix Suns center and NBA legend Shaquille O’Neal that um… well read for yourself:
That’s right. You’ve seen the commercial. It could go one step further.
Obvious joke to get out of the way: Well, he’ll have lots of free time to do whatever he wants come next Saturday anyways. There I said it. But seriously, this could be the biggest thing to happen to horse racing since Seabiscuit. Possibly bigger! Come on national thoroughbread racing association, don’t be a bunch of haters…
17 Responses to “Shaq wants to ride in the Kentucky Derby”
Apr.25 at 5:59 pm
Rylee says:
accept when they beat the spurs he might not have that much time….after they take the championships maybe
Apr.25 at 6:27 pm
B. Long says:
Wait until PETA gets wind of this! Poor Horse.
Apr.25 at 7:28 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Someone needs to start breeding bigger horses. Or let him enter on a rhino.
Apr.25 at 8:48 pm
Hursty says:
rhinos or elephants, camels are too small, i know… Fetlock Horses! yeh! they could carry him. otherwise B. Long and russ are correct
Apr.25 at 9:27 pm
Hursty says:
draft horses?
Apr.26 at 12:38 am
jay says:
how different would the horse be from Kobe & Wade????
Apr.26 at 2:36 am
Darksaber says:
Poor horse.
Oh and D’Antoni? Way to bust em boy. You sure busted Tony Longo…Parker to the tune of 41 Points. Idiot.
Apr.26 at 2:37 am
Hursty says:
lol saber, looking at the man and his finger in the background…haha
Apr.26 at 5:58 am
Blinguo says:
The BIG Equestrian? Like Radio-Shaq, HorseShaq? (wiki says in Welcome Back Kotter, a Horshack character exists, dating myself in age the other way by having to look this up in wiki) The Shaq Whisperer? Shaq Beauty? That should be all the horse jokes possible.
Apr.26 at 10:17 am
Krishan says:
At least it’s better than fishing. Goodbye phoenix.
Apr.26 at 11:22 am
Gerard Himself says:
Shaq-Biscuit?
Apr.26 at 1:43 pm
Cheryl says:
I think he means he’ll be the horse, right?
Apr.26 at 3:44 pm
Simon Youd says:
Shaq riding a horse! may as well shot the horse now cos no way any living creature can take that kind of weight!
Apr.26 at 4:25 pm
youngmuggsy says:
wait hold up jay, you’re sayin kobe carried shaq at the lakers. you must be forgetting all the air ball kobe gamewinners shaq tipped in. stop hatin shaq
Apr.26 at 7:40 pm
P.Slight says:
Shouldnt the horse actually be the One drinking the Vitamin water?
Apr.28 at 1:01 am
high says:
lol i wonder if shaq can crush the horse
Apr.30 at 12:59 am
Dacre says:
It’s over…..SUNS LOST