Wally Szczerbiak Likes Movies About Gladiators
He has named his son Maximus. Are you not entertained?!




Thursday, February 14th, 2008 | 19 Comments
Wally Szczerbiak Likes Movies About Gladiators
He has named his son Maximus. Are you not entertained?!
19 Responses to “Wally Szczerbiak Likes Movies About Gladiators”
Feb.14 at 11:08 am
TADOne says:
Didn’t LeBron name his son that?
Feb.14 at 11:09 am
Krayzie Bone says:
How about Nero. That way his kid can parade as the sign of the beast. Why be cool when you can be evil?
Feb.14 at 11:10 am
TheMC5 says:
Maximus Szczerbiak is probably the most totally effed up name ever.
Feb.14 at 11:14 am
Tarzan Cooper says:
Maximus “flounder” Szczerbiak
Feb.14 at 11:19 am
peteb80 says:
Damn, I was hoping for Szczerbczerbzerz Szczerbiak.
Feb.14 at 11:33 am
riggs says:
My name is Maximus Decimus Szcerbiak, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Sonic Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, P.J. Carlissimo . Son to a Chucker Father, Brother to a unknown…brother. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Feb.14 at 11:49 am
Blue says:
Yeah…Imagine learning to spell that name as a kid. Um…Max anyone?
Feb.14 at 11:50 am
Dizzle says:
That’s a bit of a surprise to me. I thought he would name his kid Derek Zoolander Szczerbiak.
Feb.14 at 12:00 pm
Randy Brown says:
I presume he has also been in a Turkish prison
Feb.14 at 12:49 pm
Hisham says:
hahahahah you guys kill me..
Feb.14 at 1:27 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
I’m surprised he didn’t name his kid Max-Contract Szczerbiak
Feb.14 at 1:38 pm
evanernest says:
I guess being an injury prone, unathletic dude named Wally lends itself to overcompensation when naming one’s kid. At least it’s better than Bruce Willis Szczerbiak.
Feb.14 at 3:16 pm
lane says:
Lebron did the same thing .. maximus — I guess it is a little bit better than being named Apple and a little worse than having the same name as every other male in your family a la george foreman. I guess Maximus will forever be either the overpaid gunner or the great player who gets swept in the finals ?
Feb.14 at 3:32 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
Maximus Sczerbiak = 44 points in Scrabble.
Feb.14 at 4:32 pm
Cub Buenning says:
To add the hilarious headline and off a cue from Randy, being an NBA player, he has surely seen a grown man naked….
Feb.14 at 4:35 pm
eyehatedirk says:
I have a half brother whos first name is Reggie and his middle name is Jackson………no joke……..I just don’t know where he is.
Feb.14 at 5:02 pm
Blue says:
eyehatedirk: Got you beat, dude. My cousin married a guy named Rock Hudson…
Feb.14 at 5:08 pm
bike says:
I would really like to hear Mike Tyson prounounce Maximums Szczerbiak.
Feb.15 at 2:18 am
Reno says:
LOL @ bike….I laugh maniacally at the thought of that