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Thursday, February 14th, 2008  |  19 Comments

Wally Szczerbiak Likes Movies About Gladiators


He has named his son Maximus. Are you not entertained?!

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19 Responses to “Wally Szczerbiak Likes Movies About Gladiators”

Feb.14 at 11:08 am

TADOne says:
Didn’t LeBron name his son that?

Feb.14 at 11:09 am

Krayzie Bone says:
How about Nero. That way his kid can parade as the sign of the beast. Why be cool when you can be evil?

Feb.14 at 11:10 am

TheMC5 says:
Maximus Szczerbiak is probably the most totally effed up name ever.

Feb.14 at 11:14 am

Tarzan Cooper says:
Maximus “flounder” Szczerbiak

Feb.14 at 11:19 am

peteb80 says:
Damn, I was hoping for Szczerbczerbzerz Szczerbiak.

Feb.14 at 11:33 am

riggs says:
My name is Maximus Decimus Szcerbiak, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Sonic Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, P.J. Carlissimo . Son to a Chucker Father, Brother to a unknown…brother. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Feb.14 at 11:49 am

Blue says:
Yeah…Imagine learning to spell that name as a kid. Um…Max anyone?

Feb.14 at 11:50 am

Dizzle says:
That’s a bit of a surprise to me. I thought he would name his kid Derek Zoolander Szczerbiak.

Feb.14 at 12:00 pm

Randy Brown says:
I presume he has also been in a Turkish prison

Feb.14 at 12:49 pm

Hisham says:
hahahahah you guys kill me..

Feb.14 at 1:27 pm

Bryant Reeves says:
I’m surprised he didn’t name his kid Max-Contract Szczerbiak

Feb.14 at 1:38 pm

evanernest says:
I guess being an injury prone, unathletic dude named Wally lends itself to overcompensation when naming one’s kid. At least it’s better than Bruce Willis Szczerbiak.

Feb.14 at 3:16 pm

lane says:
Lebron did the same thing .. maximus — I guess it is a little bit better than being named Apple and a little worse than having the same name as every other male in your family a la george foreman. I guess Maximus will forever be either the overpaid gunner or the great player who gets swept in the finals ?

Feb.14 at 3:32 pm

Kevin Wilson says:
Maximus Sczerbiak = 44 points in Scrabble.

Feb.14 at 4:32 pm

Cub Buenning says:
To add the hilarious headline and off a cue from Randy, being an NBA player, he has surely seen a grown man naked….

Feb.14 at 4:35 pm

eyehatedirk says:
I have a half brother whos first name is Reggie and his middle name is Jackson………no joke……..I just don’t know where he is.

Feb.14 at 5:02 pm

Blue says:
eyehatedirk: Got you beat, dude. My cousin married a guy named Rock Hudson…

Feb.14 at 5:08 pm

bike says:
I would really like to hear Mike Tyson prounounce Maximums Szczerbiak.

Feb.15 at 2:18 am

Reno says:
LOL @ bike….I laugh maniacally at the thought of that

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