Gilbert Arenas: Where TOO MUCH Info Happens
I read the latest crazy story about Gilberto Gil a few minutes ago. I will link to it shortly. But before I do, just know that it made me laugh, cry, and reach for my “man area” all at once. You’ve been warned. Here you go:
“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”
Know what, Gil? Maybe a boring newspaper quote from time to time isn’t such a bad idea. Thanks for the nightmare fuel, hombre.
60 Responses to “Gilbert Arenas: Where TOO MUCH Info Happens”
Feb.7 at 5:21 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
wow, um, ha ha?
Feb.7 at 5:21 pm
TADOne says:
Good lord.
Feb.7 at 5:22 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
although, I’ve seen my share of guys turning into babies and running back into the therapy room after mishaps with heat rub.
Feb.7 at 5:22 pm
gdon says:
haha, that man needs to learn to stop.
Feb.7 at 5:23 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
ickk i just re-read that for some unknown reason. Jeez, Gil!!
Feb.7 at 5:24 pm
white hot eboy says:
Oh man. And Holly you know WAY too much about men’s lockerooms. You are so numb to this craziness, it’s scary.
Feb.7 at 5:26 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI!
Feb.7 at 5:27 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
Eboy, the worst was when a player needed therapy because of a “wild night” so to speak. I tried to just shake my head but, that one left my face a little red. haha
Feb.7 at 5:29 pm
H to the izzo says:
“The skin was burnt off my scrotum”
Feb.7 at 5:29 pm
thesubwayconnection says:
ROFLMAO.
Feb.7 at 5:33 pm
TADOne says:
No one can ever accuse Gil of holding back from the media.
Feb.7 at 5:33 pm
Ryan Jones says:
For f*ck’s sake.
I am gonna order an Agent Zero next time I’m at a bar, though.
Feb.7 at 5:35 pm
H to the izzo says:
Anyone else tiring of Gil?Or is it just this cranky b*stard?
Feb.7 at 5:37 pm
TADOne says:
I’m not. He is pure entertainment if nothing else.
Feb.7 at 5:38 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
Is there an adidas shoe inspired by this side of his personality?
Feb.7 at 5:39 pm
Marcel Mutoni says:
sam, i just ordered it. it’s called ‘the scrotum burner’. hottest sh*t on the streets.
Feb.7 at 5:40 pm
TADOne says:
Ha.
Feb.7 at 5:45 pm
Bishop1405 says:
Oh man, that is real foul! I feel like the the mad white jamaican after he watched the 2 girls 1 cup vid (pls youtube if you havent seen before - The mad white jamaican that is….not the 2 girls and 1 cup)
Feb.7 at 5:52 pm
H to the izzo says:
On the bright side this does give us limitless “Gil’s scrotum” jokes,for instance:”If Gil doesn’t start participating on D,The Wiz should employ Charles Oakley to punch him in his singed scrotum”.
Feb.7 at 6:01 pm
SMK says:
“Gilbert’s Keloids” is my new fantasy hoops team’s name.
Feb.7 at 6:07 pm
Bigi says:
I use MY blade…
Feb.7 at 6:33 pm
Allenp says:
Wow. A rusty blade in that area should have immediately jumped out to him as a bad area. He needed to reveal which vets told him to do that.
Feb.7 at 6:33 pm
poohbiz says:
lofl, that is great
i love gilbert
Feb.7 at 6:35 pm
Allenp says:
“Gilbert’s Raw Scrotum” is a better fantasy basketball name.
Feb.7 at 6:40 pm
jbn74sb says:
If one demands his females to be hairless, such as myself, manscaping is just a cost of doing business. Baksetball, you know, is one of the few sports where there absolutely does not need to be grass on the field to play ball.
Feb.7 at 6:43 pm
Jake Appleman says:
haha beavis, he said “manscaping.”
Feb.7 at 6:48 pm
nick says:
Sam: The gil-zero devestated nutsack mid. only at eastbay.
Feb.7 at 6:48 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
There goes the neighborhood.
Feb.7 at 6:54 pm
Emry says:
That’s nightmarish.
Feb.7 at 7:11 pm
d.Y. says:
Wow Gil. Only you can upstage Shaq. Can Agent Zero’s blogs be converted into the next Will Ferrel bad sport comedy?
Feb.7 at 7:36 pm
Krayzie Bone says:
If you’re wondering why the nba isn’t going over so well in the red states, the red balls may tell a tale.
Feb.7 at 9:19 pm
Walter Olivera says:
F-ing hilarious story, but still too much
Feb.7 at 9:53 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
Gil needs to endorse some ball trimming clippers
Feb.7 at 10:26 pm
Ben Osborne says:
How about Headblade?
Feb.7 at 10:30 pm
k.o. says:
why? why should the world know this? buggggh.
Feb.7 at 11:08 pm
Hubert says:
i’m no nba player, but i do shave down there too.
Feb.7 at 11:16 pm
gii says:
wow… wtf….
Feb.7 at 11:21 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Agent Zero Pubic Hair
Feb.7 at 11:25 pm
vmcb says:
haha reggie
Feb.7 at 11:29 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Thanks. I thought of it all by myself. I’ll repeat it and put it in all caps so it doesn’t get lost in the comments: AGENT ZERO PUBIC HAIR.
Feb.8 at 12:33 am
Dacre says:
Sam - There is a shoe in honour of this…its a leather sole..with nothing but laces wrapped around the ankle.
Feb.8 at 1:47 am
Krayzie Bone says:
Dacre made me lose my drink. Good show.
Feb.8 at 4:22 am
hursty says:
urghh, not cool gil.
Feb.8 at 6:08 am
Tariq says:
For some reason that reminded me of Method Man’s verse from Thang Thang (Do Ya Really?): That’s what you get for rushin/ in the direction I was bustin/ Polish your sword/ Your sh*t is rustin…
Feb.8 at 6:35 am
karan says:
the nba: where burnt scrotums happen
Feb.8 at 7:31 am
Sesa says:
The Wizards should put up a sign when he’s recovered saying:
We welcomed you and your raw scrotum
Feb.8 at 9:30 am
maio says:
That’s why you need veteran presence in the locker room.
Feb.8 at 9:40 am
K22C says:
No Comment.
Feb.8 at 1:15 pm
Allenp says:
The NBA : Where bald scrotums happen.
Feb.8 at 3:15 pm
jeremy says:
The NBA:where shaved nuts happen.
Feb.8 at 4:21 pm
Darth Celtic says:
f*ck realgm
Feb.8 at 5:39 pm
Yoeri says:
hahaaa
Feb.8 at 7:43 pm
Gerard Himself says:
When Arenas will retire, I hope he’ll write a book. It will be the funniest NBA book ever. As longs as he doesn’t talk about balls without the Spalding logo on it.
Feb.9 at 7:17 am
Darksaber says:
Raw flesh, scrotum to crack…… ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh sweet jesus
Feb.9 at 4:58 pm
angelica says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Feb.9 at 6:35 pm
B. Long says:
Gil was just trying to make it look bigger, LOL!
Feb.10 at 7:05 pm
tealish says:
B. Long, he’s black. Your comment makes agentzero sense.
Feb.10 at 7:18 pm
the hawk will never die says:
I HATE VILLANOVA, SHOOT DOWN CANCER! get off gilbers back man he didnt do anything. he is still a good player he is just hurt. next year he will have a big year i can feel it. im what they call a basketball sage.
Feb.10 at 8:18 pm
Thomas says:
LOL thats funny but a little sick all the same.
Feb.11 at 10:37 pm
peter lopez says:
Dammmmmmmn! having tears in my eyes laughing my ass out as I write this. G.O.A.B., Gil zero is the greatest of all-time blogger, you are a level all on your own. Such detailed account.Got to buy them new Gil zeros, material should be used in the new adidas campaign “Brotherhood of the Razor”.