Most Gangsta and Un-Gangsta Moments of 2007
Okay, now we can start 2008 for real.
By Omar Mazariego
Gangsta
5. OJ runs back… to a life of crime - OJ is a nut. I’m not saying he’s gangsta (even though he is) and I’m not condoning any of his activities (though I do understand), but when he went into that sports memorabilia shop with those biscuits and stuck the place up yelling “J-J-J-Juice Unit!”, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t entertained. Not because it was a stick up, but because it was OJ! Who didn’t see this coming? He’s broke! He was bound to stick up something. I heard Gary Coleman was the getaway driver. But the source on that isn’t the most reliable one. Times is hard for OJ, fool! It got even harder when Ron Goldman’s father saw The Juice rocking a Rolex on TV and got a judge to force OJ to give it up. Talk about grimey.
4. Larry Craig Gets Bagged – Again, I’m justified via homosexuality. Last year it was Lance Bass coming out the closet. This year Larry Craig the Republican gets bagged in Minneapolis airport bathroom for committing a “lewd” act. The “lewd” act in question was Ms. Craig tapping the foot of the man in the next stall and waving his hand under the dividing wall. In gay world this is an invite for a quick sexual romp. Once bagged, he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Then when the news went national he started fronting like he isn’t a scientologi – um, I mean Republican. I’ve been telling dudes for years that Republicans are filled with Cashmere mafia flamingos. “You buggin’, O.” Oh am I? I double dare you to use the bathroom next to a GOP representative. You’ll leave that stall feeling like Jodie Foster in The Accused.
3. Lisa Nowak – This white woman was G’d up from the feet up. I swear she’s harder than 98% of these “gangsta” rappers. Sheeee-iiiiiit. Check the resume, homie! She was a Nasa Astronaut who had a side to her was like “Oh no. That’s my man!” and went on a manhunt for the b*tch who threatened her happiness. So she drove non-stop from Houston to Orlando – wearing a diaper the whole time mind you – just to confront a woman who she suspected was romantically involved with this guy she was messing around with behind her husband’s back. The illest part was that she was married. Her husband must live in fear, no? That’s what I need. A crazy ass white girl that’ll ride or die for my love. It would be dope if she was an astronaut too, but that’s just asking for the moon at this point. Velumptious
2. Paris Hilton Does Jail – Watching Paris Hilton cry in the back of a police car while being driven back to the big house was almost as good as my first time getting buns. I couldn’t stop smiling. I know that’s wrong, but I mean who – besides her mama – wasn’t loving that scene. “It’s not fair! It’s not right!!” Tell it to the judge, jezebel! Oh wait, she did. Wamp waaamp waaaaamp! I don’t know what she was crying about though. She – like her dingbat brethren, Lindsay and Nicole – did a baby bid. Even in that cell she was still living better than my fam up in Roosevelt and Bushwick Houses. So cry me a river wit cha weak ass oral game. Yeah, I saw the sex tape, your brain game is hot garbage. How can you have sex with half of mankind and still be basura? Talk about useless.
1. Ya man O went back to school! – Yup, ya read write. This writing sh*t is fun and it makes a little money, but I needed a trade to fall back on just in case the masses don’t see the genius y’all do. So I’m taking Electrical Installation classes. Big ups to my girl, LA, for putting the battery in my back. Don’t get it twisted, I’ma still be giving y’all the realness. Just go here to get your daily fix. As far as these classes I’m taking, not only am I having fun with it but G-Status, my GPA is up there with the stars. So you know I’m getting it in! It’s only a matter of time before I’ma be able to make those electrical joints that you hook up to your nipples and get it poppin’ while you creating the beast with two backs. Whew! Lets get it on!
UnGangsta
5. Isiah Thomas bringing shame to New York City – First of all, if Anucha Saunders is telling the truth and Isiah Thomas really did say “I’m in love with you. It’s like ‘Love And Basketball’.” Then that alone should get Isiah Thomas banned from mankind. How corny can you get without completely turning into a vegetable or fruit? If Anucha was really offended by everything Isiah did then why didn’t she quit or go to the proper authorities sooner? Because she was gathering evidence, duh! One big step for women my ass!
4. The Sopranos Final Episode – Man, can HBO f*ck up a series finale or what?! I absolutely loved The Sopranos and no I didn’t want to see Tony pumped full of bullets (Unless he went out Tony Montana style), but can we get a better ending than that? I understand the whole artistic sentiment behind that final scene – man, f*ck that! Don’t think I forgot how HBO left me feeling after the series finale of OZ. I felt like one of Adebisi’s b*tches; violated. That was an even worse series finally than Married With Children’s final episode. Now Tony Soprano gets the blackout treatment to a song by Journey no less! (Journey did rock back in the day though. Blame my pops for making me like those songs when I was growing up). I swear to God almighty that if the final episode of my beloved The Wire or Entourage is anywhere near as bad as OZ or The Sopranos, it’s gonna be a one man Zoot Suit Riot in the HBO offices of NYC. I’ve got no strikes which means I have 2 to spare. You’ve been warned.
3. Jena Six – The whole Jena 6 ordeal was thee most reprehensible racial ordeal that I’ve witnessed since KFC and Taco Bell merged to set up shop in the hood (Really, are we that predictable?) It was a fight at a school that some white kids (80% of that school) started because some black kids (10% of that school) were sitting under the so-called “White Tree.” Cops came, broke it up and let the white kids off with probation and charged one of the black kids with attempted murder. And they tried him as an adult even though he should’ve been tried as a juvenile. And to think that in this day and age, Louisiana is still as racist as KKKramer (I still watch Seinfeld. Can’t front). Even though the conviction was overturned, it was still a spit in the face of everyone who believes in the significance of the black and white cookie.
2. The New York Mets Historical Collapse – As a Yankee fan I really shouldn’t give a damn about what the Mets are on, but it turns out that Carlos Beltran is a cousin by way of marriage and I like Jose Reyes. So when the Mets crumbled like a republican’s willpower inside of a men’s public bathroom, I was feeling a little flushed. How do you blow a 7 game lead with 17 games left to play? Then you lose 11 of the last 15 games. And on top of that, at the very last game of the season the Mets still had a chance to get into the post season with that one win. But instead their aged “Ace”, Tom Glavine, turned into B-yotch and got scored on 7 times in less than an hour. It was painful to watch. Trust me, I want another Subway World Series just as bad as anyone. Hopefully it’ll happen next year.
1. John White Conviction – Oh Lordy Lord. Was this payback for the whole OJ / Nicole Brown / Ron Goldman flop? Come on, this man wasn’t found guilty of killing a young white teen. He was found guilty of being black while killing a young white teen. I mean come on! A lynch mob came to his home and threatened to murder his son – while spewing racial slurs –and then lunged at him, which in turn caused the man to get his shotty. Then one of the dudes lunged at him and the burner went off. How is that second-degree manslaughter? What made this even worse is that once the verdict was in the whiteboy’s father told the associated press and I quote: “I’m going to Disneyland!” I was speechless. And no, this wasn’t in Louisiana. It was in Long Island. All I’m saying is that when a white man gets on a train and blasts 3 young black teens he’s called a vigilante. A black man kills a white kid who’s part of a lynch mob that’s out to get his son and he’s called a murderer. Let a lynch mob show up on my property threatening my son’s life. I’ma be catching more bodies than a male cheerleader. Like Jerry Seinfeld once said: We must look to the cookie!
109 Responses to “Most Gangsta and Un-Gangsta Moments of 2007”
Jan.8 at 3:50 pm
white hot eboy says:
Oh, hell yeah.
Jan.8 at 3:53 pm
Myles Brown says:
I hadn’t heard about that John White story. Shameful.
Jan.8 at 3:56 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
Loved the list, O. The rolex on TV was hilarious. “your brain game is hot garbage” had me dying over here. Glad you mentioned Jena 6 and the John White conviction. Let’s not be content to forget about these things when some time passes and they are not making mainstream media.
Jan.8 at 3:57 pm
H to the izzo says:
I enjoyed the Sopranos finale
Jan.8 at 4:00 pm
white hot eboy says:
I can’t even pull quotes from O anymore, his sh*t makes me die laughing. I about choked reading the Paris part.
Jan.8 at 4:01 pm
H to the izzo says:
I f*cking hate white people.
Jan.8 at 4:07 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
funny sh*t man. Start to finish. Though, Omar should have done plumbing installation. Good pay and it’s mad easy. All you have to remember is your pay day, and sh*t runs downhill. Oh yeah, and don’t chew your fingernails…
Jan.8 at 4:09 pm
white hot eboy says:
What’s up Mayor Mike. Izzo, you know that’s going to be scrutinized, right.
Jan.8 at 4:09 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Though I gotta say the Sopranos ending was a microcosm for the whole show: original. Could have been more dramatic but at least it had everyone thinking their cable had f*cked up at such a dramatic point.
Jan.8 at 4:10 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
eboy, i have a new confidence with this title.
Jan.8 at 4:14 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
“Cashmere mafia flamingos.” I love it.
Jan.8 at 4:17 pm
H to the izzo says:
Which one Eboy?
Jan.8 at 4:19 pm
TADOne says:
That made my month, f*ck day!
Jan.8 at 4:20 pm
white hot eboy says:
4:01p, Izzo. See, I told you you’d be back Mayor.
Jan.8 at 4:22 pm
H to the izzo says:
Yeah,well.
Jan.8 at 4:25 pm
TADOne says:
I think Russ and O could be a comedy duo.
Jan.8 at 4:27 pm
white hot eboy says:
Izzo, glad to see your white hate doesn’t affect your own white self.
Jan.8 at 4:32 pm
Ryan Jones says:
I love you O! No homo! Well, maybe just a little…
Jan.8 at 4:34 pm
H to the izzo says:
I’m like the guy from the Chappelle show
Jan.8 at 4:45 pm
Homie says:
The Mets crumbling like a GOP candidate in a public washroom line had me dying! Good stuff O.
Jan.8 at 4:46 pm
Khalid Salaam says:
Yeah O, that John White thing is crazy. I’ve been contacting the Long Island Urban League to see what the next step is. They had a rally out in L.I over the wknd with your man Sharpton. Trying to see if they’re doing something in the city. The situation is wrong, i don’t give a F what anybody says. Every man has to right to defend his family. Everybody is like the boy got shot its a tragedy, etc. And yeah young people dying young is sad but they should be asking why the hell was this boy on this man’s property to begin with. If you can’t tell, this whole story annoys me…Good list though. esp lisa nowak. i concur, thats the kind of woman i need in my life too. Damn.
Jan.8 at 4:56 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
This is absolute bullsh*t. That dude wasn’t that young. You see 18 yr olds going to jail for life and now suddenly this guy is supposed to get sympathy? Do I even have to ask what would have happened if if were a white dad shooting a black kid? the difference is that white populations make uproar and get listened to. Black neighborhoods try to speak up and it is just more bullsh*t from the negroes. It’s 2007, this is wack
Jan.8 at 5:03 pm
white hot eboy says:
Whoa, Mayor, that was rough. Although, in defference to Khalid’s point, I have to disagree and say if everyone just shot whoever for whatever because they thought something MIGHT happen, there’d be dead motherfuc*ers everywhere of every color, gender, age, etc. That’s not the answer. At least the civilized one. And Al showing up to get more press is never a good thing, ever. That bit*h is for no one’s good except his own.
Jan.8 at 5:06 pm
white hot eboy says:
Two words: Tawana Brawley, for those of you not old enough to know that story. That was Rev’s first big move into the mainstream and he championed a fuc*ing fraud. First bad move in a career of sh*tmoves.
Jan.8 at 5:08 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Well I though the dude was 18 but I guess 17. Either way, that is old enough to know that you don’t roll up to a dude’s house calling him a n*gger and that you’re going to kill him, then when his dad comes out and tells you to scram, you don’t rush him like you’re going to try to take the damn gun from him. I think shooting people is wack either way but that stuff happens all the time. Private property sh*t. Seems like a double standard. And it’s also weak that kids are never held accountable. 17 isn’t that young man. You don’t roll up on a family like that
Jan.8 at 5:09 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
yeah, sharpton is lame.
Jan.8 at 5:18 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
man this thing points out so much that is wrong in our society. Amoung other things, there is the racist sh*t, also the fact that EVERYONE owns a gun, and also, that people are constantly made to be made to fear for their lives because they are supposed to let others harrass the sh*t out of them and hope that the justice system will do something about it.
Jan.8 at 5:33 pm
O says:
What’s good, y’all. I’m definitely appreciating the love (Not too sure about my man, Ryan tho. Being out in the country got him pulling a Jake Gyllenhaal on me. I don’t give up as easy as Heath Ledger in a tent. You better wine and dine me, f*cker). The fact that something as wrong as the John White conviction in this day in age and in Long Island of all places shows just how important it is to be a certain color at a certain time. It’s real depressing. That man did nothing more than protect his home and his son. We all would’ve done the same thing.
Jan.8 at 5:33 pm
Lang Whitaker says:
My favorite thing is the picture of O on his SItv profile. He looks about 12 years old.
Jan.8 at 5:40 pm
white hot eboy says:
It really doesn’t matter if you are white and you try be understanding of the sh*t surrounding you. You’re still viewed as white like that’s the worst thing to be in human history because of a history of morons. Well guess what, there’s morons in every country, in every race and every religion. Kill that “white power” sh*t. It doesn’t apply to most of the white population, just like “dumb ni**ers” doesn’t apply to the majority of the African American race or “stupid spic” doesn’t jibe with the Latin poulation. It’s rabble rousing and it’s wrong.
Jan.8 at 5:43 pm
NV says:
LOLOLOL to #4 on the ungangsta list… I am with you on that, the Sopranos finale sucked!
Jan.8 at 5:45 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
I see what you’re saying eboy, and I mean I feel that way too with alot of stuff that I hear. Everything gets blamed on race. It gets pretty old. But this time around, it seems pretty bad man. I mean when a person is acting aggressively on another person’s property, after being told to peace out, it had always seemed like they were risking getting capped. Whether that is alright or not is another story, but I’m saying that it seems like this goes against status quo. Maybe I don’t know enough about it, but from what I’ve read, it looks sketchy. But I see what you’re saying, the whole race argument gets old when it’s applied to everything
Jan.8 at 5:46 pm
O says:
I’m not mad at white people at all. Ain’t i said i need a crazy white girl to love me like Lisa Nowak. I’m dead ass, fool!
Jan.8 at 5:48 pm
TADOne says:
O is just plum crazy.
Jan.8 at 5:48 pm
O says:
And Kha, come on, guy. Sharpton is NOT my man. He’s a bird. But at the end of the day, he’s the only dude willing to fight on national TV for the hood. So i can’t knock him too hard.
Jan.8 at 5:48 pm
white hot eboy says:
Mayor, of course this situation just like the Jena situation is disguisting. But there are thousands, not hundreds, but thousands of horrible things that happen in our country and around the world that don’t get press because it’s not back by an Al Sharpton or a Bill O’Riley and that’s bullsh*t. These a*sholes just want that limelight and “holier than thou” reverence that Americans ,especially, buy into.
Jan.8 at 5:49 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Man, i’ve seen enough crazy white American girls to last a lifetime. Get yourself a British girl. I mean, at least if you want sugar and spice sort of thing…
Jan.8 at 5:51 pm
white hot eboy says:
O, dont get roped by that fool. He could give a sh*t if the hood burns or stands strong. The day he lives in Harlem or Bed Stuy, and moves out from his mansion (yeah, I know where you’re at Al) that bit*h can speak without backlash.
Jan.8 at 5:51 pm
white hot eboy says:
I wish O had a tv show.
Jan.8 at 5:53 pm
white hot eboy says:
What’s that old term? “It’s not where you’re from, it’s where you’re at”.
Jan.8 at 5:54 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Well yeah, that’s true too. But if there are that many that we don’t even hear about is it not valid to get riled up when things do pop up? On one side, you have people who say that minorities are overstating their slight, but then you have people who say that it isn’t shown enough. I mean, there are for sure problems bigger than this one. I’m just saying that it is one of those microcosms. Most of America is chilling out with the whole racist thing, but at the same time, you get things like this and Jena and you see that the powers that be seem to have a problem not noticing color, or at the very least, class. And the whole youth thing is one of the worst parts to me. How can a dude who is 17 expect to act like that and not run into trouble.
Jan.8 at 5:56 pm
nick says:
on point, O. Funny and poingant. And to white hot and mayor–ultimately it doesn’t matter if a black guy shot a white guy or vice versa. The point-to me- is that we live in a world where someone feels like they have to shoot to defend themselves because of racial violence at their doorstep…and that’s f*cked up.
Jan.8 at 5:56 pm
O says:
I don’t know about British girls. That accent will get annoying after we create the beast with two backs for the first time. And White, i know the dude living it up and he does it to feed his “legend” in his own mind, but regardless to whom or what, it gets national attention. Until Jesse Jackson really gets behind the hood, we gotta make use of what we have.
Jan.8 at 5:56 pm
white hot eboy says:
It’s called ignorance, Mayor. And no upbringing. That’s why the kid was shot.
Jan.8 at 5:57 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
And Sharpton is a horrible figurehead for black people. Where is Cornell West and Tavis Smiley when you need them?!
Jan.8 at 5:57 pm
white hot eboy says:
O, you’re right about Jesse, for real. Glad to hear your weigh in on this sh*t.
Jan.8 at 5:59 pm
O says:
Nick, thanks for the props, but I must say, if there’s a bunch of dudes threatening to walk up to my house and murder my son, i’d blast away too. Now if it was a one on one situation or one on two, then best believe we’d shoot the fair one. My knuckle game on point. But you gotta know when you just can’t beat the odds.
Jan.8 at 6:01 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Man, enough said. Upbringing. You said it brother. I’m done debating about this anyways, you gave me my name. I owe you everything. Plus, like you said Nick, people blasting each other is ridiculous. Look for this sort of thing in the rest of the Western world. We need to get rid of our guns. And O, the one thing that sucks is that they’re so polite. Dirty talk seems very careful and structured.
Jan.8 at 6:13 pm
O says:
Damn Mayor, that was deep.
Jan.8 at 6:16 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Nah man he literally did give me my name. Which is why i’ll just shrug off getting told that I’m being tricked by people like Oreilly and Sharpton.
Jan.8 at 6:21 pm
TADOne says:
I’ll vouch for you on the name Mayor. But debate is good. You can still disagree with Eboy. Try it, it’s fun.
Jan.8 at 6:31 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
True Tad, but debating about race gets old fast…
Jan.8 at 6:33 pm
its just alex says:
The John White story got no attention out here in LA, not even on college campuses. That scares me.
Jan.8 at 6:35 pm
TADOne says:
I feel you there, Mayor. The good thing is the posters on this site usually have good insight on things other than basketball.
Jan.8 at 6:36 pm
TADOne says:
And Alex, the John White story didn’t get much burn on the East Coast either. It really is a shame.
Jan.8 at 6:44 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
yeah man people on this site are more clever than the average bear
Jan.8 at 6:49 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
I had a comment here, but it detracted from the brilliance of O’s list, so I will save it for another time.
Jan.8 at 6:55 pm
TADOne says:
And not the “hot garbage brain game” O talks about. But Wilson should have been released alot sooner than he was. Damn big headed District Attorney kept blocking it.
Jan.8 at 7:01 pm
TADOne says:
Damnit Holly, now my comment makes no sense.
Jan.8 at 7:01 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
ohh ahaha Tad you got to it before I changed the comment. I figured I shouldn’t totally hijack O’s list. But, yeah, Wilson did some shady things in the vid besides the oral. He and his friends did a lot of awful things that night, but, the thing was, he was being tried only on the oral-sex fiasco and I don’t see how you can put someone away for 10 years for receiving consensual oral sex from a peer. 15 is young, but 17 isn’t much older. Anyway, lets get back to O’s topics of choice. That Lisa Nowak character is gangsta for real hey? Might have been my favorite part of this list. O had me busting up over here!
Jan.8 at 7:02 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
ahahahh sorry, Tad!
Jan.8 at 7:05 pm
TADOne says:
Yeah, Lisa Nowak is truly “gangsta”. The woman already was an astronaut, which by itself is phenomenal. But then she rides non stop to get the man she loves in a diaper?! That dudes pimp game was strong.
Jan.8 at 7:09 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Man, I never understood the whole diaper thing…explanation?
Jan.8 at 7:12 pm
TADOne says:
It was so she didn’t have to stop to use the bathroom. Time management in it’s greatest sense.
Jan.8 at 7:13 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
was it so she wouldn’t have to stop for the toilet? i mean that is resourcefulness and focus only an astronaut would understand
Jan.8 at 7:13 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
oh i spoke too late
Jan.8 at 7:16 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
well, now i see why she is getting so many props! though, i saw her picture. can you imagine some mangy haired woman with a wild look in her eye and a fresh load of waste in her trousers coming at you to win you back? determination? yes. that’s how you get something done
Jan.8 at 7:23 pm
TADOne says:
Not only that Mayor, but she was strapped with pepper spray and a BB gun and other items to do an abduction and kidnapping of the other chick that the dude was messing with. If you go to Wikipedia, it chronicles the whole situation. Funny as heck too.
Jan.8 at 7:40 pm
hursty says:
man that lady is somewhat more than crazy. disturbingly obsessed?
Jan.8 at 7:44 pm
O says:
That’s the only thing, if Lisa was hot it would’ve been even more bananas. But she looks a little hurt, but that doesn’t take away from her Gangsterism.
Jan.8 at 7:45 pm
Allenp says:
First and foremost, I’m not an Al Sharpton fan. I’ve got a problem with any full grown black man with a perm. But, other than the horrible Tawana incident, how many other times has he just been @ss backwards on stuff? Seriously, dude loves the limelight, but often issues go underreported until he shows up. So he does a service. And how are you going to keep bringing up something that happened years ago to denigrate a man, and in the same breath ask people to move on and stop focusing on the past. That just seems weird. If it’s all about giving people a chance, then dont’ you owe Al another chance, or at least the decency to listen to his comments on each individual issue instead of ignoring them just because it’s Al?
Jan.8 at 7:48 pm
Allenp says:
It seems crazy that people won’t even listen to what Al and Jesse have to say, which at times can be informational, before making their decisions. That doens’t make sense. They are not idiots, they don’t just go around making stuff up. They have both made mistakes, but that doesn’t make them useless. It’s too convienent to ignore everything they have to say.
Jan.8 at 7:49 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
Agreed O. But if she would have been hot, then the dude who she was chasing would have risen strongly in his gangster status. It’s one thing to get some wild, homely chick who you hooked up with at the astronauts convention to chase you in a diaper with a mace holder, it’s quite another to get Rosario Dawson to do it. But like you said, gangster on Lisa’s part.
Jan.8 at 7:50 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
wait a minute allenp, we’re on a roll…
Jan.8 at 7:55 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
just kidding allen, I see what you are saying. It just seems like he has such a knee jerk reaction to everything that happens that could be attributed to race or religion. He is good for bringing things to light but I just see West and Smiley as being much more intellectually based rather than being a broken record
Jan.8 at 7:58 pm
Mayor of Lovetron says:
and his comment towards Romney was pretty harsh considering the fact that he spends his time going after injustices and ignorance. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I think Mormonism is crazy, but I’m not a speaker for tolerance…he is.
Jan.8 at 9:06 pm
Bubba Chuck says:
Wut up O! Isaiah Thomas, Sopranos finale & Jena 6 were fo sho un-gangsta! @ least u still a g!
Jan.8 at 11:58 pm
Cam Jones says:
I know a lot of you hate on Rev. Al, but if the police violates me with a plunger (Louima) or shoots at me 50 times on Thanksgiving Day, then you better believe I am getting BIg Al, Jessie hell get me OJ, I want revenge
Jan.9 at 12:33 am
Pat Is Five says:
Omar for governor. I’m a little choked you can’t just roll with the writing thing, but hey, Hemingway had like 3 jobs too.
Jan.9 at 1:24 am
O says:
I’ma be a G for life, Bubba. Electric nipple pinchers and all. Can’t tell me nothin’!
Jan.9 at 2:20 am
Russ Bengtson says:
I’d feel a lot better about Al Sharpton if I thought everything he was saying wasn’t aimed at glorifying…Al Sharpton.
Jan.9 at 9:06 am
Free Vick says:
When did it becoem socially acceptable to say such vile things about a person who has never done anything wrong other then had sex a million times? And I like how O just glosses over the fact that in the Jena Six “fight” it was one kid being jumped by six and gong to the hospitol.
Jan.9 at 10:36 am
riggs says:
and how he glossed over the fact that a white kid bought a shotgun to school and actually aimed it at the black kids but all he got was a suspension? yeah ok…
Jan.9 at 11:09 am
williams says:
man thats some of the funniest ishh ive read for time! “the Mets crumbled like a republican’s willpower inside of a men’s public bathroom” lol..
Jan.9 at 11:24 am
CoolWhip11 says:
#1 Gangsta - Stephen Jackson
the tattoo, and the suspension for being at the…ahem…’gentleman’s club’ and letting one off…from his GUN
Jan.9 at 11:27 am
BETCATS says:
about time you fools bring Omar back
Jan.9 at 11:32 am
Allenp says:
I respect people’s disgust about Al Sharpton’s motives. I actually agree with many of those comments. But dude is intelligent and he has somethign to say that makes sense most of the time. Ignore his motives and listen to his comments. We do that all the time in other aspects of our lives.
Jan.9 at 12:20 pm
white hot eboy says:
Allen, Al is smart, for sure. And while his comments are usually designed to be made “sensible” to the everyman, the sentiment of those comments are mostly lost on his press conferences and quotes he makes to allow his name and likeness to be forefront in the tradgedies he attaches himself too. Attaches, like a leech or a barnacle. Al’s been doing his thing for the better part of 35+ years, but after a while, once you start making appearances on Saturday Night Live and things of the like, are you really a civil rights crusader fighting for the beaten down or a self-posturing promotion machine fighting for the spotlight. I’ve watched him since the early 80’s and been in a few of his rallies where he spoke, and yes, while charasmatic, the dude also is vapid in most of his thoughts. You just have to look further than the fire and brimstone exterior.
Jan.9 at 12:24 pm
Allenp says:
You are entitled to your beliefs Eboy. As others have said, Sharpton’s profile is his biggest asset. Both he and Jackson get media attention to certain injustices just by their presence. Until people are willing to pay attention on the strength of the issues alone, Jackson and Sharpton will be needed.
Jan.9 at 12:32 pm
white hot eboy says:
That still doesn’t make his motives any more pure, Allen. That’s all I’m saying. He’s no hero. There’s plenty of other African-Americans of the past and the present who don’t get put on tv each time they’re good work is done.
Jan.9 at 12:33 pm
white hot eboy says:
*their, sorry.
Jan.9 at 2:06 pm
Allenp says:
I don’t understand how your last point reflects badly on Sharpton. If people are doing good work or fighting against injustice, they need to be recognized and commended. But, that doesn’t have anything to do with Sharpton. Sharpton isn’t stealing the spotlight from deservring people. When he makes news, it typically after an even has occured, and in reponse to some sort of racial injustice. It’s not like Al being on TV means newspapers and TV stations can’t honor the guy working at the rec center who has kept dozens of kids out of gangs and gotten them in college. That’s the choice of the media, and the choice of people who drive the media’s coverage. The general public.
Jan.9 at 2:38 pm
LizzieLou says:
yo O, this ish gave me one of the best laughs I’ve had all 2007! dope combo of humor & serious social commentary. and congrats on your back to school success…good lookin’!
Jan.9 at 4:43 pm
Rubens says:
o is gonna be dangerous once he gets his degree… classic as alway o…
Jan.9 at 5:27 pm
O says:
I’m feelin’ myself right now…pause
Jan.9 at 6:27 pm
Bubba Chuck says:
F*ck ya O!
Jan.9 at 6:38 pm
Free Vick says:
O is a bitch.
Jan.9 at 7:53 pm
BETCATS says:
hey vicky i fuc dogs like you up for a living stop hatting
Jan.9 at 9:05 pm
zamhar says:
good luck in school Omar! best wishes man!!!
Jan.9 at 11:58 pm
Jake Appleman says:
“How can you have sex with half of mankind and still be basura? Talk about useless.” YES!
Jan.10 at 1:17 am
O says:
Hate, f*ckers! Hate! And good lookin, Z.
Jan.10 at 2:35 am
ScottyB says:
LMAO, we miss you Omar , please come back, Slam aint been the same without ya!
Jan.10 at 9:12 am
BMan says:
Good to read some O again, it’s been a while. I thought the Dirk/Mavs meltdown would have made it on there but it was a great read nonetheless. Good luck in class.
Jan.10 at 8:58 pm
Bubba Chuck says:
Shut tha f*ck up “vick”
Jan.10 at 9:30 pm
O says:
I should’ve made some honorable mentions come to think of it. But good lookin y’all. Long live pencil sharpeners!
Jan.10 at 10:00 pm
O says:
Btw, if you go to my blog you’ll see that i have the 10 most underrated gangstas of all time list. You’ll be surprised at who made it and who didn’t.
Jan.10 at 10:15 pm
Bubba Chuck says:
O i luv dat list!
Jan.11 at 5:26 pm
O says:
Good lookin’ Bubba. That’s what’s up.
Jun.11 at 7:01 pm
BigBallaShotColla says:
Is dis’ list fo’rizeal?