Jan.11 at 1:14 pm

white hot eboy says:
That dark haired chick is BURNING!!!!!!!!! Kind of like Shannon Elizabeth. AK47’s expression is ridiculously great!

Jan.11 at 1:18 pm

Ryan Jones says:
eboy and I have the same taste in women. Great.

Jan.11 at 1:21 pm

Jared says:
hahahahaha

Jan.11 at 1:21 pm

Bryan says:
Nice.

Jan.11 at 1:21 pm

k.o. says:
i think the utah jazz should be the official slam all ugly team of the year

Jan.11 at 1:22 pm

The Second Coming says:
dude…someone get her name. Also, Okur should not be wearing sweater vests…that’s just sad. Isn’t he already large and white? friends don’t let friends wear sweater vests.

Jan.11 at 1:22 pm

TADOne says:
Whats with the expression of that dude in the green sweater?

Jan.11 at 1:24 pm

white hot eboy says:
You can’t help it that I’m a purveyor of all things great, Jones.

Jan.11 at 1:24 pm

TADOne says:
I guess Kirelinko is finally using that exception from his wife. I don’t blame him.

Jan.11 at 1:25 pm

white hot eboy says:
And is it me or does Mehmet look WAY smaller than 7′ 0″ next to those girls? Or maybe they’re clocking in at 6′ 3″.

Jan.11 at 1:27 pm

TADOne says:
Damn, IS that Okur? Those chicks must have some extra long heels.

Jan.11 at 1:29 pm

white hot eboy says:
That’s him, no?

Jan.11 at 1:29 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
That’s not a vest.

Jan.11 at 1:34 pm

TADOne says:
I’m not sure it is.

Jan.11 at 1:37 pm

TADOne says:
Actually, who the f*ck cares if that is Okur? What I find shocking is the fact that there are actual attractive women in Utah.

Jan.11 at 1:37 pm

white hot eboy says:
In the picture with the girl facing AK and AK throwing up “scary” hands, what’s up with the dude on the ground underneath her? I need to be at Jazz parties!!!! And if THIS doesn’t prompt a SLAM Jazz cover in the next few months, I’m cancelling my subscription for real!

Jan.11 at 1:37 pm

Jared says:
That is absolutely Memo and not a vest…and those are some tall ass b!tches

Jan.11 at 1:41 pm

Ill WIll says:
I’m jealous.

Jan.11 at 1:44 pm

Jukai says:
God DAMN… Okur is GANGSTA

Jan.11 at 1:45 pm

white hot eboy says:
Or constipated.

Jan.11 at 1:46 pm

Ill WIll says:
Where was Jerry Sloan when all of this was going down? Nobody invited him? How rude.

Jan.11 at 1:48 pm

RV says:
so thats, ak47, boozer, cj miles, okur..if those others are jazz players, i cant tell who they are….and Okur isn’t 7′0, he’s probably closer to 6′10, those girls are at about 5′9, minus their 2-3 inch heels and they’re really 5′7 or so…the blonde is more than likely on her toes so she looks even taller…

Jan.11 at 1:51 pm

white hot eboy says:
RV is like a CSI agent.

Jan.11 at 2:01 pm

Tom says:
lol @ that csi comment, hopefully he won’t need to go collect a sample

Jan.11 at 2:01 pm

Captain America says:
Thanks, I could use the sleep..zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jan.11 at 2:02 pm

Tom says:
and the brunette is rediculously hot….DAMN, who would’ve thought the Jazz got down like that

Jan.11 at 2:06 pm

RV says:
in the second set of pictures, AK’s wife is at the end, i can’t help but think she threw this party for them…also, i think the girl with the horns is okur’s wife, there is a link in the comments section to her picture

Jan.11 at 2:07 pm

RV says:
Ak’s wife posing with Okur’s aftehttp://www.sports.ru/images/object_89.1199708161.jpg?1199708317.19629

Jan.11 at 2:08 pm

white hot eboy says:
If those motherfu*ers are swinging like THAT, I’m all about these dude’s right now.

Jan.11 at 2:11 pm

RV says:
More pics of the same party, not as crazy, but with deron, kutcher, the euro guy (forgot his name), millsap, and harpring: http://www.sports.ru/blog/kirilenko/3922368.html

Jan.11 at 2:19 pm

Jared says:
haha jazz gettin it done…and jerry was prolly in the backroom snortin lines off one of the girls asses

Jan.11 at 2:21 pm

RV says:
i posted a few links to more pics i found (awaiting moderation), looks like that isn’t Okur’s wife afterall, but based on the other pics she’s probably someone else’s wife or girlfriend from the jazz

Jan.11 at 2:24 pm

Myles Brown says:
They’re attractive. Meh.

Jan.11 at 2:45 pm

drew says:
drago is gettin his swerve on

Jan.11 at 5:07 pm

JohnnyRebel says:
AK47 is one handsome fellow.

Jan.11 at 6:02 pm

chiqo says:
there’s a kobe joke to be made about that first picture. i’m not gonna be the one to make it, though.

Jan.11 at 6:16 pm

hursty says:
this is great, the picture of Okur ive seen before hes on a step (or they are and hes on the one behind them) but damn! u guys r spot on with the comments.

Jan.11 at 6:34 pm

jbn74sb says:
And to think that these guys are some of the biggest jack-sses in all of the NBA. Perhaps this was AK-47’s one free night of strange per year, as granted by his wife.
By the way, the dark haired girl looks like a cross between my girlfriend and my mistress. Scary.

Jan.11 at 7:05 pm

Title_TK says:
How come the Jazz Bear isn’t featured in any of the photos?

Jan.11 at 9:54 pm

RV says:
can someone moderate my comments por favor

Jan.11 at 10:08 pm

Holly MacKenzie says:
RV, sorry I was out, so it took me awhile to get to moderating your comments! Everyone else, sorry for holding up your hotness-viewing party. And Eboy, that girl IS a Shannon Elizabeth clone! Now I’ve gotta go check out these pictures RV posted because these Jazz boy’s are cracking me up.

Jan.11 at 10:10 pm

Holly MacKenzie says:
wow, these are super recent and hilarious especially considering the timing of Vincent’s article yesterday.

Jan.11 at 11:14 pm

goonee the beast says:
i second for voting them all ugly team

Jan.12 at 12:21 am

Holly MacKenzie says:
Speaking of scandals….apparently Dwight Howard has a baby with a former Magic dancer…and Glen Rice was arrested for assaulting a man he found hiding in his estranged wife’s closet!? Crazy night in the NBA. The Dwight story has shocked me! Congratulations on the baby, but, that came out of nowhere!

Jan.12 at 2:32 am

Tom says:
Wow, i’m shocked about the Howard story, he’s the last nba player you expect to hear that about……well him and ac green, but you know what i meam

Jan.12 at 5:53 am

peteb80 says:
So Dwight’s not a virgin anymore? But they always said he’s so religious… Good for him, still it’s wack that they hid it like that (after he hit it like that).

Jan.12 at 9:25 am

James Worthy says:
Somewhere, John Stockton is crying.

Jan.12 at 11:53 am

Tom says:
can’t say I blame Glen Rice, if my life turned into a scene from “Trapped in the closet” i’d wanna knock someone out too……and if I remember from the ‘97 ASG, Glen’s wife was FINE……all the more reason for someone to get knocked the f*ck out

Jan.12 at 2:37 pm

jc says:
SWEATER VESTS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

Jan.12 at 4:47 pm

nick says:
worthy, you’re a fool if you think stockton didn’t get his stockton on. Don’t let the pretty boy image fool you.

Jan.13 at 9:05 pm

Krayzie Bone says:
Stockton getting his stockton on was mostly with his wife, judging by the 6 kids they have. Chris Mullin on the other hand…

Jan.13 at 10:01 pm

Silky Johnson says:
That dude in the white long sleeve is Ronnie Price’s friend Pierre Thomas. Funny pictures

Jan.14 at 6:51 am

Kevin says:
i still can’t get myself to accept that these photos weren’t faked. i think i’ve clicked into that article about 3 seperate times now..