Tony Parker’s Got the Model Game on Smash
Disclaimer: There’s absolutely no way to confirm the veracity of the following, and today being a painfully slow news day, we’re just going to run with it. Cool?
A French model by the name of Alexandra Paressant is claiming to have gotten into bed with Tony Parker shortly after his highly publicized wedding to Eva Longoria. Yikes.
(By the way, do you have any idea how difficult it was to find pics of Alexandra Paressant on the web that didn’t show her naughty bits? Uh, why am I complaining again?)
According to Alex, she and Tony were introduced by superstar French soccer player Thierry Henry at the huge July 7 nuptials last summer. They exchanged phone calls for a couple months and then saw each other in Paris at the end of September (while Tony was in town to receive the Legion of Honor) and in San Antonio in October.
Groupies, the publicity stunt game has been taken to the next level. Time to step up your respective games!
The good thing in all of this, I suppose, is that now Marko Jaric and Tony Parker will have something to talk about next time they cross paths.
(Hat Tip: The Big Lead)
Update from Holly: “Just wanted to let you know they have spoken to People Magazine and have each denied any validity to the story.”
(Holly claims that she’s not a People subscriber, but I don’t believe her.)
53 Responses to “Tony Parker’s Got the Model Game on Smash”
Dec.13 at 1:07 pm
Ryan Jones says:
That girl creeps me the f*ck out. Not entirely in a bad way, but still.
Dec.13 at 1:10 pm
FLUD says:
It’d be a mark of disrespect if you didn’t dish out some action when you’re awarded a State honour! Do we have a source on this?… A ‘model’ with hardly any work safe pictures… right…..
Dec.13 at 1:11 pm
riggs says:
cheat on eva longoria with….her??! talk about dropping your game a notch.
Dec.13 at 1:11 pm
Andrew says:
Tony is talented.
Dec.13 at 1:11 pm
white hot eboy says:
Uhm, if it’s true, good for Tony, cause this broad is burning. Makes that pygmy look like dogsh*t. And seriously, Tony’s an ugly cat, so dude’s pipe has to be monstrous.
Dec.13 at 1:13 pm
phunkykarma says:
What a lump of a girl !
Dec.13 at 1:14 pm
SMK says:
wow, that’s the first assist Thierry Henry has ever had
Dec.13 at 1:15 pm
15AM says:
the girl is the ex of soccer super star ronaldinho, as well …
Dec.13 at 1:16 pm
Bryan says:
Thinking about tony’s pipe made me throw up in my own mouth.
Dec.13 at 1:23 pm
white hot eboy says:
Shia, I wan’t thinking about his, I was just trying to figure out what else would attract him to women. Dude is rich for sure, but there are plenty of other rich cats in the sports world that don’t look like him.
Dec.13 at 1:42 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
I don’t know what it is about Tony, but I had the biggest crush on the guy his first few years in the L. He’s looked rough as of late, but, I used to think the guy had something special going on.
Dec.13 at 1:45 pm
Bryan says:
I know a lot of chicks that were on dudes nuts, but I don’t see it.I can’t hate I’m sure people think the same thing when they see me with attractive ladies.
Dec.13 at 1:53 pm
Jared says:
Its cause he’s french, women are attracted to gay dudes
Dec.13 at 1:53 pm
Jared says:
i was totally kidding, no offense
Dec.13 at 1:55 pm
white hot eboy says:
Bitch, you just need to come clean and tell the world “I have lots of female friends that don’t love me, but like me as a friend because of my sweet personality”.
Dec.13 at 2:05 pm
ENDS says:
What the hell do they all see in tony “aint really french” Parker?…Huh…what…Oh yeah C.R.E.A.M.
Dec.13 at 2:09 pm
Bryan says:
Do I have a sweet personality?
Dec.13 at 2:13 pm
peteb80 says:
They have a pretty funny video on that site now in which some moron paprazzi tries to talk to Tim Duncan about this “story” and Tim just flat out squashes the loser. Verbally, of course.
Dec.13 at 2:15 pm
TADOne says:
Now Holly is creeping me out.
Dec.13 at 2:15 pm
Rasheedionics says:
Tony is just continuing a long NBA players tradition of cheating with the token white chick… At least she’s a model… Damn, Kobe and MJ.
Dec.13 at 2:25 pm
vmcb says:
Atta boy, Tony.
Dec.13 at 2:25 pm
white hot eboy says:
Shia, if you take away the fu*ks, fuc*ers, I hate you’s and I wish you would die’s, yeah, your a pretty docile dude.
Dec.13 at 2:33 pm
The Best Yet says:
Bryan, I still cant stand you, but you keep me entertained as I ready the posts and comments silently.
Dec.13 at 2:38 pm
niQ says:
somebody gonna get a hurt
Dec.13 at 2:38 pm
The Best Yet says:
Sad though that people feel they need to share such info (fact or fictional) and destroy relationships. What good will it bring this Alex chick.
Anyhow….zzzzzz
Dec.13 at 3:28 pm
Jukai says:
and here I thought Brent Barry was the popular one on the Spurs.
Dec.13 at 3:28 pm
its just alex says:
Good one, SMK. Tony is not a good look.
Dec.13 at 3:35 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
haaa TADOne, I didn’t say it made sense. I think I was just a high school girl who had a crush on the young, rookie point guard. Poor guy does have a messed up face now, even if he was named one of Peoples 50 most beautiful. didn’t get the whole Eva thing either, but than again, she dated the guy from nsync, so Eva’s tastes are questionable at best.
Dec.13 at 3:36 pm
jay says:
i kinda had a thing for tony his first few yaers of the league too, but it kind of died itself, glad to hear i was not the only one.
Dec.13 at 3:40 pm
Jared says:
i dont kno whats questionable about having a thing for fame and fortune…she’s got a thing for big names and fat pockets
Dec.13 at 3:46 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
hahaha Jay, good to have someone else out there on my side. Boy is looking rougher than rough right now, but, his game is looking great, so whatever.
Dec.13 at 3:56 pm
steve says:
My wife thinks Tony is one of the ugliest guys in the NBA, even more than Cassel and Kaman.
Dec.13 at 3:59 pm
jay says:
thts so true Holly, now that this has been brought up, i`m trying to think what was it about tony that i liked. also i caught most of the Spurs game this season, tony’s game been great but cant seem to keep my eyes off GINOBILLI, those driving finger rolls and floaters are a beauty to watch.
Dec.13 at 4:02 pm
white hot eboy says:
jay, is Manu’s bald spot catchin’ your attention too?
Dec.13 at 4:21 pm
jay says:
its possible eboy. ;]
Dec.13 at 4:46 pm
Chief says:
that’s hilarious
Dec.13 at 5:15 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
I swear I’m not a subscriber!! I get updates in my junk mail and “Tony Parker” caught my eye.
Eboy: you crack me up. Phil had some choice words about Manu in time for their game tonight. I still cant believe he signed a 2 year deal for 24 mil.
Dec.13 at 5:32 pm
white hot eboy says:
As many choice words as Phil may have for Manu, you get bet your pretty head that he’d love to have a guy like him on his squad, Holly.
Dec.13 at 5:36 pm
white hot eboy says:
Oh and Holly, since there’s only 2 games tonight, should we expect some extended game coverage for the Post Up tomorrow? I’m curious to see if Luke Jackson gets off the bench tonight.
Dec.13 at 5:48 pm
Dutch Rich says:
I like mines with a bit of an ass, and a tiny waistline but no hips is futile to me as well.
Dec.13 at 6:42 pm
Eva LongWhoria says:
Tony didn’t even deny he was smashing the model. All he said was that he loved Eva and she was the best thing in his life. NO DENIAL!!!! Funny how this story came out yesterday and it took the entire day until Eva and Tony made statements. Go to X17, they posted a few of the text messages between Tony and the model.
Dec.13 at 7:01 pm
TAllen says:
This story comes striaght out of Arizona surely - Suns looking for anyway to get over the Spurs
Dec.13 at 9:32 pm
bootlace says:
TP in top 50 most beautiful people in the world..are you @#$%&*! kiddin me??
Dec.13 at 9:39 pm
Tommo says:
I am happy for Tony, shes way hotter than Eva Longorrila or Eva Longohnoria.
Dec.13 at 10:23 pm
Ben Osborne says:
Word, Tommo. This girl destroys Eva (not impressive in person AT ALL).
Dec.13 at 10:58 pm
JohnSoulClap says:
She’s Ronaldinho ex girlfriend. Wonder how Henry met her!!!!!
But he sued her after she told the media he was partying to death just before the world cup.
Dec.14 at 3:15 am
Sesa says:
Finally you guys are catching on. I’ve been telling for 3 months now that Manu is balding.
eBoy, I think Jordan Farmar can play well as the Heat’s starting PG.
Dec.14 at 3:31 am
Sesa says:
Rumor has it that Tony cheats because Eva didn’t want to have sex in front of the mirror and she didn’t want to swallow claiming that drinking sperm will causes Acne on her face.
Dec.14 at 3:39 am
Sesa says:
at least we all know that who gets the blame if the Spurs doesn’t won the ring his season.
Dec.14 at 8:26 am
Yoh says:
Don’t believe it, that girl is a joke. She already clame that she had sex with Ronaldinho (the soccer player) during the last World Cup.
She’s already well known in France as a big joke, she allegedly had sex qith several soccer player, yeah right. This time she seems to want to go international.
But don’t listen to a single word that woman says, it’s just a way she found to make some buzz around her. That’s pathetic.
Dec.14 at 9:39 am
Rome says:
Sesa—TMI And yes Eva is not that hot in person, and she’s tiny too. I like ladies with a lil curviness to them, like Jordan Sparks, or America Ferrera
Dec.14 at 12:02 pm
Antoine says:
I’m french, and I’ve read articles about that girl. She also claimed she had an affair with Ronaldinho. She’s a mythomaniac. And it’s not her on the pictures anyway. If you look for Alexandra Paressant pictures on the internet, you will never see the same girl twice on any of the pictures. Irrelevant news.
Dec.15 at 4:41 am
Harlem_World says:
And you know Eva buys into her own hype, therefore she’s ‘too pretty’ (in her mind) to let that freak out behind closed doors. ‘Doesn’t like certain positions’ WHUT? Its a well known fact that if you are not willing to do whatever with your man, you better believe there is another replacement waiting in the closet who will. I can’t see one good reason in marrying this broad. On another note (but not entirely unrelated) the women in Rotterdam, Holland are unbelievable.