Shaq vs. Riley
There’s speculation in Miami that things got so heated between Shaquille O’Neal and Pat Riley during a team practice that they had to be separated by Alonzo Mourning.




Friday, December 7th, 2007 | 45 Comments
Shaq vs. Riley
There’s speculation in Miami that things got so heated between Shaquille O’Neal and Pat Riley during a team practice that they had to be separated by Alonzo Mourning.
45 Responses to “Shaq vs. Riley”
Dec.7 at 3:03 pm
white hot eboy says:
Uhm, Mutoni, this is over a week old. Can I put a call out to Ben that I believe you are purposley undermining the Heat, Bulls and Knicks every day to draw more comments to your pieces? I’m starting to feel heated, Marcel.
Dec.7 at 3:05 pm
Jukai says:
So that’s why Alonzo stayed
Dec.7 at 3:07 pm
mutoni says:
much as i’d like to fight you to the death over this, eboy, maybe you should place a call to some of the miami papers and ask them to stop printing negative stories on the team. only way i’ll stop linking to them. sorry, homey.
Dec.7 at 3:09 pm
white hot eboy says:
Wiseass Canuck.
Dec.7 at 3:09 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I’d pay good money to watch Zo fight each of his teammates and coaches one-by-one. As long as he got Shaq early, I think he could run the table.
Dec.7 at 3:12 pm
Bryan says:
Not if he fights like he did against Larry Johnson ,Russ. Also I notice the trend of Mutoni posting about the teams that will get me, you or Bodie riled up also, Eboy.And at first glance I thought he called you Honey.
Dec.7 at 3:13 pm
white hot eboy says:
Honey makes me think of a bad Mariah Carey song or Jessica Alba hip-hop dancing.
Dec.7 at 3:17 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Bryan: Or maybe all those teams are in the news a lot because they’re so freaking terrible.
Dec.7 at 3:18 pm
white hot eboy says:
That’s painfully apparent, Russ.
Dec.7 at 3:19 pm
albie1kenobi says:
like i said in another post, those three teams need to make a mega trade to shake things up. maybe trade the coaches too? (not that anyone wants isiah)
Dec.7 at 3:22 pm
Jukai says:
Maybe the Heat, Bulls, and Knicks should make a three way trade with each other. It probably wont work, but it would deffinitely be humorous
Dec.7 at 3:23 pm
Jukai says:
Riley would commit Hari Kari if he got Big Ben
Dec.7 at 3:24 pm
white hot eboy says:
Yeah, the Heat have a no headband poilcy too.
Dec.7 at 3:27 pm
Bryan says:
At least the Knicks have a better record than the Heat. I miss the rivalry days though.That sh*t was intense.
Dec.7 at 3:29 pm
bouncyman says:
Now they can be rvials for most dissappointing team in the league!
Dec.7 at 3:31 pm
Jukai says:
hahah that was awesome, bouncyman
Dec.7 at 3:33 pm
Captain America says:
Shaq is right. Except for the recovering DWade the rest are mere whimps. Start making parameter shots and free up Shaq. 30% outside shooting just doesn’t cut it.
Dec.7 at 3:34 pm
white hot eboy says:
The “parmater’s” of being a “whimp” only apply to Captain Coc*sucker.
Dec.7 at 3:36 pm
white hot eboy says:
Was my mispelling worse than his?
Dec.7 at 3:46 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Puhpuh-puhpuh-POISON-POISON
Dec.7 at 3:47 pm
Bryan says:
Hilarious and clever Bouncyman. Seriously pure genius.
Dec.7 at 3:50 pm
Captain America says:
W.H.E. you wouldn’t make a good pimple on the Captain’s AZZ.
Dec.7 at 3:56 pm
white hot eboy says:
Shia? Would you like the honors, or shall I?
Dec.7 at 4:03 pm
Bryan says:
You can have that one, I don’t even know any other ways to insult this guy.
Dec.7 at 4:09 pm
white hot eboy says:
Shia, she never has anything worthwhile to say regardless, so it’s kind of interesting that she comes around daily while no one ever get’s on board with any of her ideas. Probably the commentors at Dime are too stupid to realize that she’s a double agent.
Dec.7 at 4:16 pm
Jukai says:
You know, why don’t they just give Shaq the ball. Let him take 20 shots a game. If they win, they win. If they lose, Shaq looks like a fool and Rily is right. Win/win?
Dec.7 at 4:17 pm
Bryan says:
Seriously though am I the only who sees the Charley Rosen-Esque nature of cap’s comments? What a f*cking douche.
Dec.7 at 4:18 pm
Jukai says:
Captain America is a representation of those who voted Shaq into the all-star game last year and probably will this year.
Dec.7 at 4:21 pm
white hot eboy says:
Douch’e!!!
Dec.7 at 4:25 pm
Bryan says:
I wonder if I’m ever gonna get banned for my constant abuse of other commenters and strong language.
Dec.7 at 4:27 pm
white hot eboy says:
I’m sure Lang feels sorry for you as your continued Knicks sorrow has to be a contributing factor to some of your rage issues.
Dec.7 at 4:35 pm
Bryan says:
I was hoping for livlier discussion today since it may be my last day for awhile.
Dec.7 at 4:51 pm
white hot eboy says:
Where the fu*k are you going now?
Dec.7 at 5:00 pm
Bryan says:
NY til after New Years.
Dec.7 at 5:04 pm
white hot eboy says:
If you get into the SLAMDome, don’t hurt nobody.
Dec.7 at 5:05 pm
Bryan says:
They will call the cops if I’m on the same block as the slamdome.
Dec.7 at 5:08 pm
Harlem_World says:
As posted elsewhere, no team with Tricky Ricky, and 40 something Penny Hardaway playing any significant role can be expected to be good - surely? One thing I have to back the Diesel on though, if he’s shooting near 60%, HE NEEDS MORE TOUCHES. How can you allow Davis to come down and jack wild shots with a 60% shooting HOF’er in the post? This team will get better as Wade gets his game back, but not good enough to do anything significant, as it is currently constructed.
Dec.7 at 5:09 pm
Harlem_World says:
And yes, I know Shaq isn’t the same - but a 40% shaq is still good enough to dominate the East.
Dec.7 at 6:24 pm
h-town nick says:
Russ: Cosign. Maybe wade getting his ass knocked down over and over by zo can be a new converse commercial.
Dec.7 at 6:39 pm
Captain America says:
W.H.E. and Bryan - enjoy the trip, Bryan. hopefully the trip will serve as an enema for you and W.H.E. and you both become more insightful and mature. The trivial insults are like toilet paper to a rolling ball of butcher knives.
Dec.7 at 7:43 pm
ciolkstar says:
WTF was that supposed to mean?
Dec.7 at 7:45 pm
ciolkstar says:
Rolling ball of butcher knives? Even your attempted insults of others make you look dumb.
Dec.7 at 10:11 pm
Jukai says:
Captain America seems like a fairly intelligent guy, but he just has dumb opinions.
Dec.7 at 10:30 pm
Jukai says:
Man!!! Wallace is pickin’ it up tonight!
Dec.9 at 2:24 am
Kevin Wilson says:
Wonder if Van Gundy was around to hold onto Alonzo.