Smush Parker vs. Valet Parking Attendant
So, Smush was deactivated for Tuesday night’s game against the Bobcats because he got into an altercation with a valet parking attendant. Which begs the question: Smush gets valet?
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22 Responses to “Smush Parker vs. Valet Parking Attendant”
Nov.29 at 2:06 pm
JC says:
dude probably scratched up the Smushcalade
Nov.29 at 2:07 pm
Myles Brown says:
The Smushcalade doesn’t park itself, does it?
Nov.29 at 2:10 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I’d take the valet parking attendant…oh wait, that’s not what you meant.
Nov.29 at 2:18 pm
riggs says:
i could care less, im actually disregarding the article and looking at the heat girls on the left.
Nov.29 at 2:26 pm
albie1kenobi says:
has smush done anything in a heat uni yet? has he gotten a hear uni yet?
Nov.29 at 2:32 pm
white hot eboy says:
Fu*k the non-tipping bitch.
Nov.29 at 3:12 pm
Rasheedionics says:
I wonder if he yelled out, “Do you know who I am” only to be met with parking attendant’s blank stare in return.
Nov.29 at 3:22 pm
Captain America says:
Smush is over. Flush the turd before he smells up the joint.
Nov.29 at 3:32 pm
MagicMike2k7 says:
I thought he would be out of the L, by now.
Nov.29 at 3:44 pm
jbn74sb says:
Looks like getting away from Kobe wasn’t the panacea many thought it would be.
With Kobe, Smush started nearly every game for 2 years for a playoff team, and I believe averaged 10ppg last year.
Nov.29 at 3:48 pm
white hot eboy says:
Dude is behind CHRIS QUINN in the rotation. That’s pretty fuc*ing horrible.
Nov.29 at 4:53 pm
baller2007 says:
HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE D-LEAGUE
Nov.29 at 4:57 pm
Steven says:
What is it about NYC playground dudes and parking attendants? First Skip, now Smush. What’s next, Main Event assaults one of them?
Nov.29 at 4:59 pm
Roberto says:
@ riggs: damn, only one photo of the dancers
Nov.29 at 5:11 pm
white hot eboy says:
*******UPDATE*************** Smush is now out indefintley, per Riley’s press meetng this afternoon.
Nov.29 at 5:13 pm
Holly MacKenzie says:
I was waiting for this since I read the article this morning. Thanks for the news, Eboy.
Nov.29 at 5:29 pm
albie1kenobi says:
so the signing didn’t turn out too well?
Nov.29 at 5:49 pm
John E. Sanford says:
Well, all I can say is Smush “is who we thought he is.” How did Riles not see that he would be a good fit for this squad?
Nov.29 at 6:17 pm
MoYooBuIuGuuPvEvNvIvS says:
***********breaking news*********** penny is old, f*&king old!
Nov.29 at 6:20 pm
Jukai says:
Jerry Buss was quoted saying “no take backs”
Nov.30 at 3:11 pm
dblizzy! says:
I think Smush forgets he’s Smush sometimes and thinks he’s like… an NBA superstar or something.
Nov.30 at 3:12 pm
dblizzy! says:
Maybe when everybody knows you by your nickname, you think you’re more important than you really are…