Sep.12 at 3:02 pm

Mo Charlo says:
Shoulda stayed on the couch.

Sep.12 at 3:08 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
grampa oden is gonna have problems, hopefully nothing too serious

Sep.12 at 3:10 pm

RIGGS says:
grampa would actually be a good nickname, cause G-Od sucks.

Sep.12 at 3:49 pm

Dennard says:
I hope it’s nothing serious. Grampa Oden is a great nickname.

Sep.12 at 4:01 pm

Mo Charlo says:
Speaking of nicknames, Bill Simmons thinks that everybody should call Yi Jianlin “The chairman.” Bill should realize that we already had that discussion, and his name is either Easy Yi or Yi Ginandjuice. Simmons also need to realize that he’s a moron half the time, and to get a cool nickname, you have to do something cooler than diss Milwaukee. Grampa is better than my other idea, “G-Love and the Blazersauce.”

Sep.12 at 4:08 pm

Adrian says:
Any nickname for Durant yet?

Sep.12 at 4:24 pm

Mo Charlo says:
KD is “Seattle Rain.” Or “Futuresex Lovesound.” Or Avon Barksdale/anything to do with Baltimore.

Sep.12 at 5:28 pm

Jukai says:
Futuresex Lovesound for Kevin Durant is incredible Mo, you’re slayin’ me here

Sep.12 at 5:41 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
Oden should have announced his retirement today.

Sep.12 at 7:48 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
kevin “no bench” durant
kevin “look at my long-a$$ arms!” durant
kevin “i play great in the first half against ku then julian wright shuts me down” durant
kevin the dude

Sep.12 at 7:49 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
he should be required to perform “doobie ashtray” at halftime against the blazers, also any time they play the pistons as a tribute to sheed.

Sep.12 at 7:53 pm

Tarzan Cooper says:
i just noticed grampa said his surgery is “just a scoop” . for his sake i hope they dont scoop anything out, he might need it for all those shuffleboard contests and matlock marathons

Sep.13 at 1:15 pm

MikeC says:
My grandfather also had knee surgery recently. My grandfather is 82. Therefore, Greg Oden is also 82.