The Ladies Love Drew
And His ‘Stache
Being a pro athlete has its benefits: To say that you get paid handsomely is more than an understatement, dating celebrities is an option, you can release music albums (that no one buys), you stay in relatively good shape, …, and perhaps most importantly, no matter how ridiculous you look, the opposite sex will always find something attractive about you.
Take Drew Gooden and his hideous neckstache for example:
“It’s like fly paper for the ladies,” said a source close to Gooden. “But if every bankable athlete has to have a hook, I’d much rather him have that hair patch than gold teeth, illegitimate babies or a rap sheet.”
I just hope that I don’t read somewhere that Tyrone Hill’s face was like fly paper for the ladies. Because, to be honest, I don’t think that’s something I could recover from.
(Via: FanHouse)
31 Responses to “The Ladies Love Drew”
Aug.2 at 12:50 pm
Reggie Evans says:
A source close to Gooden? This sounds like something Turtle or Johnny would say about Vince.
Aug.2 at 12:52 pm
Allenp says:
Which bankable athlete has gold teeth, illegitimate babies and a rap sheet? Aren’t those the things that actually turn Madison Avenue off? How many athletes who promiently display any of those things are swimming in endorsements? The source close to Gooden loves stereotypes and his idiocy completely explains Gooden’s decision to cling to that nasty ass ducktale.
Aug.2 at 12:54 pm
chiqo says:
i wonder if he uses a razor for that or gets a brazilian wax?
Aug.2 at 1:10 pm
Pat B says:
LMAO @ Tyrone Hill’s face!!! I forgot about that dude….just like everyone else lol
Aug.2 at 1:16 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I assume the “source close to Gooden” has the initials “DG” and plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. Unless it was Lang.
Aug.2 at 1:17 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
And Tyrone Hill’s face was like flypaper to things thrown by Charles Oakley.
Aug.2 at 1:19 pm
mutoni says:
haha, so true, russ. never owe money to oak from a dice game.
Aug.2 at 1:19 pm
Jesus Shuttlesworth says:
i saw muggsy bogues and robert parish at a recent wnba game.
Aug.2 at 1:44 pm
Mo Charlo says:
Is Drew Gooden a bankable athlete? And plenty of bankable people from all industries have illegitimate babies. As far as the rap sheet, that’s obviously a turn off, but last I checked, Sheed was still in Nike commercials.
Aug.2 at 1:47 pm
Ben Collins says:
Hi Lang.
Aug.2 at 1:51 pm
so bored says:
first!
Aug.2 at 1:52 pm
Billy Blanks says:
That was a low blow about Ty hill’s face mutoni. funny clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sw2OvIgoO8
Aug.2 at 2:05 pm
eyehatedirk says:
Maybe that source close to him was Donny Marshall or Harold Miner, Cavs bench stalwarts from years past.
Aug.2 at 2:45 pm
Reggie Evans says:
I would rather have gold teeth than that hair patch.
Aug.2 at 2:50 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I’d rather have no teeth than that hair patch.
Aug.2 at 3:06 pm
H to the izzo says:
I mean a hair patch can be shaved off,if you have gold teeth you constantly look like an idiot
Aug.2 at 3:12 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
Tell that to Larry Johnson.
Aug.2 at 3:21 pm
H to the izzo says:
Give me enough alcohol and I will
Aug.2 at 3:30 pm
AJ$ says:
Tyrone Hill looks like Greg Oden
Aug.2 at 3:32 pm
AJ$ says:
@ Russ: U mean Daniel Gibson?
Aug.2 at 4:57 pm
Gerard Himself says:
People like Drew Gooden make me happy that I’m losing my hair. I’d rather be completely bald than grow a patch of hair in my neck.
Aug.2 at 7:18 pm
DP says:
I wonder if i can grow a patch of hair under my ears so I could have an earstache. Just one of those random thoughts I usally have when I am bored as hell. play wit it.
Aug.2 at 8:48 pm
Daniel says:
did someone say Harold Miner? what ever happened to the original baby Jordan? is he hangin with keon clark?
Aug.2 at 8:59 pm
slate says:
Shawn Kemp was flypaper to all them baby mamas as well.@AJ$:Ease up on G.O,he wont look like Ty Hill until at least after his 1st season.H to the izzo tell that to Jack Johnson (RIP) as well.I’ve always thought LJ was a distant relative of his
Aug.2 at 9:25 pm
bootlace says:
DP: I think thats called “sideburns”.
Aug.2 at 10:16 pm
Lazy Lew says:
Tyrone Hill WILL sh!t on all of you.
Aug.2 at 10:17 pm
Lazy Lew says:
he’s the second most underated player in sixers franchise history
Aug.3 at 12:00 am
john says:
the ladies love the hair path behinds his head. does he still have it.
Aug.4 at 1:09 am
solid snake says:
don’t sleep on sam cassell. he’s got that fly paper of a face too.
Aug.4 at 1:31 pm
Rod Strickland says:
A lot a people talk sh-t about Ty Hill…But run up on him…Run up on him…Tyrone Hill’ll beat yo motherf—–g a$$.~~Quote from Andre 3000 except he was talking about MC Hammer.
Aug.4 at 10:42 pm
VC15 says:
lol drew!!!