Scary wingspan
A very short post about nothing.
Yesterday Ben Collins was in the building and apparently he was working hard on the first part of his mock draft. You can see it on the front page of the site, and it is thorough in the same way that Ron Artest is thorough. Excellent work young Collins. We are all over this NBA draft.
Last night I had a late night run-in with someone with more wingspan than anyone in this year’s draft. The bad news is that he was a waterbug and he’s dead now. That thing was the size of a small pigeon. I’m still a little freaked out. It took two hands to kill him and his invisible blood is on the wall staring at me.
Some NBA news of the day: Pre-draft rumormongering is annoying. Ainge is talking to McHale about KG. No he’s not. Okay, cool.
Forgive the pointlessness of this post. I’m going to work early because I have to leave early and drive to the land of 50 Cent – which is Connecticut. My girlfriend’s brother is sleeping in my “office” where I usually write my morning post, so I’m off my game and making excuses.
Congrats to Sammy Sosa on hitting number 600. The other day Texas Rangers owner Tom Hicks randomly speculated that Juan Gone was using steroids in the past, and yet there is Sammy on his team now. Well done sir. I think he should be given an honorary NBA draft pick.
Don’t forget to enter our last pick of the first round contest. Someone already stole my guess by saying Big Baby, but his commenter name is Stringer Bell so I can forgive him.
I think that waterbug’s family saw what I did and is plotting revenge, watching me right now. Hiding. I’m not even putting this post in the NBA category.
27 Responses to “Scary wingspan”
Jun.21 at 8:53 am
James says:
Hello Sam
Jun.21 at 8:55 am
Ryan Jones says:
This just replaced my Chukaz post as the best post of all time that was posted in the past 24 hours.
Jun.21 at 9:04 am
Esco says:
Aw man…Ryan, I think it’s a tie.
Jun.21 at 9:16 am
John says:
genius idea
Jun.21 at 9:21 am
Esco says:
Sammy Sosa still plays baseball???
Jun.21 at 9:23 am
H to the izzo says:
The Chukaz post had so much potential but non-Chukaz people ruined it.Like that Waterbug’s family Ryan if I were you I would demand satisfaction
Jun.21 at 9:45 am
Ryan Jones says:
I came away from that Chukaz post much more disappointed in other people than I was with Chukaz. They screwed with a potentially good thing. He just lived up (or down) to his rep.
Jun.21 at 9:48 am
Nothin_personal says:
It wa sment to be ruined! It’s the natural order of th interner! Also:Where are the Slammys you promised us? can we atleast get the nominations?
Jun.21 at 9:51 am
H to the izzo says:
Anybody else notice that Chukaz kind of turned into a parody of himself sometime during that post
Jun.21 at 10:26 am
Sam Rubenstein says:
Lang said the Slammys are tomorrow.
But seriously, that bug was humongous. Our battle was intense. I felt more like the hunted than the hunter.
Jun.21 at 10:56 am
Nothin_personal says:
Do the Rubenstein-Spiderman comparison, Sam!
P.s. Kid wasn’t gonna bite. He just needed the right bait. If you wanna keep him interested, throw some references to the “chukaz post” here and there! That will keep him busy!
Jun.21 at 12:04 pm
Mo Charlo says:
Gotta show the bugs and Chukaz who’s boss. The last pick of the first round is going to be Josh McRoberts. Dude is garbage.
Jun.21 at 12:12 pm
Mo Charlo says:
Chukaz said he was 17. Which probably means he’s 12.
Jun.21 at 1:35 pm
Both Teams Played Hard says:
it is in these hills that every morning juan poblo and his trusty donkey gather coffe beans
Jun.21 at 1:35 pm
Both Teams Played Hard says:
e
Jun.21 at 2:59 pm
Chukaz says:
@Ryan - Sorry if I disappointed you, but you never consulted me about that post, therefore I refused to put my best stuff in it. I might use it today ’cause I have a sh*t load of free time. Please give me another chance!
Jun.21 at 3:27 pm
Ryan Jones says:
“I have a sh*t load of free time.”
Seriously, have more frightening words ever been spoken in the English language?
Jun.21 at 3:36 pm
H to the izzo says:
If he has a sh*t more free time now, what did he have before?
Jun.21 at 3:52 pm
Esco says:
Aw man…I feel for those who actually bother with Chukaz’s bullsh*t. In other words I feel for myself. Dude, do you even go to school anymore? Where do you find the time???
Jun.21 at 6:16 pm
Chukaz says:
@Ryan, H to the izzo and Esco - suck my C0CK!
Jun.21 at 6:20 pm
Chukaz says:
@Esco - I’m on this thing that students like to call vacations. You know, that time period in witch you aren’t in any grade for ex: when you go from junior to serior. During the time in between you are neither one.
Jun.21 at 8:46 pm
jbn74sb says:
Chukaz - You might want to do something a little more constructive, interesting, and/or productive with your vacation. As for me, I have a perfectly valid excuse - I am at work.
Jun.21 at 8:57 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Bodie, you’re not that far from New Mexico. Can you handle this?
Jun.21 at 9:19 pm
Drolfe says:
‘I have a sh*t load of free time’.
Suprising.
Jun.22 at 2:46 am
Froggiestyle says:
As a MN native and huge KG fan, I’d be happy to see him run and gun with PHX in the sun. Get my boy a ring and bring some fire back into the finals - oh and TD vs. KG is always epic hoops. Now if the east can just bring some game next year. Who is gonna surface from the east? Think Chitown can get it together? Ciao peoples.
Jun.22 at 3:23 am
Nothin_personal says:
I think Garnett is gonna run and gun down Kevin McHale if he is not out of Minnesota by August. Can’t say I blame him though!
Jun.22 at 3:58 am
James says:
It’ll be like Apocalypto, with Sam running through the jungle being chased by a giant waterbug. Although it will catch him and eat his face (like the Jaguar did to that other guy)