W.I.N.N.E.R.S.
More catching up to do
Another Monday to go back in time and run down the W.I.N.N.E.R.S. list. First, I want you all to know that I am already aware that Cam is out of Dipset. Thankfully I recently renounced him like Vlad the Impaler renounced God in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. I’m tired of the celebrity beef and gossip culture. All celebrities should be forced to have other jobs on the side, especially rappers.
Alright, onto the W.I.N.N.E.R.S.
Second Round
Game 1s
SAN ANTONIO: It should be Tim Duncan, since he dominated on both ends, came up with key rebounds, did the usual Tim Duncan things. But I’m giving it to Tony Parker. Not only did he slice and dice the Suns D, but he used his head as a blunt object to take the Suns playmaker out of the game. Then he flopped before the ball was inbounded to get the Spurs an extra free throw. That’s winning NBA playoff basketball.
CLEVELAND: LeBron had an off-game. 21-11-7. That’s a good off-game. Drew Gooden takes it, leading the domination of the boards.
DETROIT: Once again for Detroit, take your pick. Rip convincingly won the match-up with Ben Gordon, so I’ll go with him.
ROUND 1 Game 7
UTAH: Boozer.
GAME 6
NEW JERSEY: Jason Kidd. He averaged a triple double for the series. When you see him in person, he looks like an old man. Clearly he does not feel that way on the inside.
38 Responses to “W.I.N.N.E.R.S.”
May.7 at 4:27 pm
Elvis says:
DAMN.
May.7 at 4:27 pm
Bozaframa says:
first
May.7 at 4:27 pm
slamrules!!!! says:
i just saw the tmac interview when he was about to cry and it just hit me…he should go to the lakers!!!!..jordan and pippen 2008!!!!!!
kb24 and tmac would take over as long as his back holds up that is of course….
May.7 at 4:28 pm
Cheryl says:
Pop referenced Tony’s smarts on that play in an indirect way in the postgame interviews. He didn’t want to say it point blank, but that flop was what he was talking about by saying how much Tony has improved the mental/decision making part of his game. Nice.
May.7 at 4:28 pm
Bozaframa says:
watch out for Boom Dizzle tonight against the Jazz. I have a feeling Monta is gonna shake this playoff slump and go at DFish. Go Dubs!
May.7 at 4:30 pm
Nadav Mor says:
should artest have a job on the side too?
May.7 at 4:38 pm
dez says:
No, but honestly. This needs to be addressed.
WHAT THE HELL is on the back of Gooden’s head?!
May.7 at 4:39 pm
W. Mack says:
Am I the only person that noticed Tim Duncan emphatically tapping himself in the chest to (Jacque Vaughn was it?) saying to give him the ball? He wanted to go right at Amare. Joey Crawford testing Timmy’s gangsta might have been the best thing in the world for the Spurs. I’ve not seen this side of Timmy since KG would damn near challenge to a fight nearly every time they played earlier on in Tim’s career.
May.7 at 4:40 pm
Sam Rubenstein says:
Artest had that Circuit City job (or was it Best Buy?) lined up until they stopped him. That was a very commendable effort.
May.7 at 4:58 pm
Nadav Mor says:
he could probably pull a craig and get fired on his day off you know
May.7 at 5:00 pm
Ron says:
Drew has a duck tail on the back of his head.
May.7 at 5:02 pm
W. Mack says:
It was Circuit City, Sam. If I remember correctly Lang wrote an extensive piece on it; either that or he talked about it for about a month straight.
May.7 at 5:19 pm
nic says:
I believe that it was Best Buy. And Sam, if you’re giving the W.I.N.N.E.R. to the Piston that had his way with BG, it should ABSOLUTELY be Chauncey - he utterly destroyed Ben in the first 4 minutes of the game. Destroyed him.
May.7 at 5:34 pm
W. Mack says:
http://www.bullysports.com/bully/home/ArticlesBody.htm?articleid=117&s=K621qDNHu_4598360&v=1
May.7 at 5:35 pm
Eric Neely says:
KG vs Timmy in the playoffs. Man. Those were the days. That matchup was INSANE. I miss the playoffs up here in Minneapolis.
May.7 at 5:43 pm
Tariq says:
Hey man, I saw Kidd at JFK last summer, and did not look like an old man. Now Kidd’s kid, he looks like an old man!
May.7 at 5:45 pm
Dennard says:
@Tariq, well Jason has been through some sh*t the last 7-8 months that have probably added 10-15 years to his life.
May.7 at 5:45 pm
Tariq says:
that’s 3 kids and 3 “man”s in 1 post. Hard to top. Next I’ll be writing about a simple day in Oakland set against the backdrop of the Odyssey…or something…
May.7 at 6:18 pm
Reggie Evans says:
ASON KIDD!!!
May.7 at 6:36 pm
Sparker says:
not giving it to rj for the game 6 against the raps is questionable. but i liked the drew pick for game one of cavs-nets. he was clutch with his patented awkward fadeaway and tireless on the offensive glass. mind you, he did get dunked on three times in two minutes in the third quarter
May.7 at 6:40 pm
Danny W UK says:
Jason Ki’DDD’ ?
May.7 at 6:41 pm
Danny W UK says:
As in Mr Triple Double?
May.7 at 6:44 pm
Danny W UK says:
It’s better than ‘White Chocolate’ for JWill anyway.
May.7 at 6:45 pm
Russ Bengtson says:
I know this is off-topic, but has Tim Duncan’s hairline actually ADVANCED since he’s been in the League?
May.7 at 6:53 pm
StephenJacksonLovesOakland says:
God I hate the Spurs.
May.7 at 8:58 pm
John says:
No but seriously, what’s up with Drew Goodens ‘’hairpatch'’?
May.7 at 10:16 pm
2G40 says:
Russ, When Tim Duncan’s hair line starts looking like Shane Battier then I’ll start worrying. Shane’s hair line is like a flap….lol!
May.7 at 10:40 pm
sk says:
the slam jinx/curse continues . SHAQ AND DIRK ON THE COVERS BOTH HOME FOR THE PLAYOFFS
May.7 at 11:44 pm
1hush D says:
Wow, Reggie Miller really does say some stupid shit.
May.7 at 11:59 pm
1hush D says:
SteJaxlovesOakland, I feel your pain man.
May.8 at 12:46 am
2G40 says:
Is it possible to have a triple double if you have double diget blocks instead of assist? It’s early but I think AK47 might just do it.
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Just remember I said this would be AK47’s breakout series.
May.8 at 1:36 am
1hush D says:
Yes, it is possible as reggie miller reminded us over and over again that an individual can get a quadruple double and AK may just do it.
May.8 at 1:37 am
1hush D says:
In fact, Kobe, remember him?, he almost had a triple double with points, boards and turnovers this year.
May.8 at 12:01 pm
Phildo says:
If we are talking facial hair - what the hell is Francisco Elsons beard? That thing looks like a giant mole and not like a goatie.
May.9 at 12:14 pm
dp says:
LMAO @ old ass JK. Between his wife’s conniving and his son’s massive domepiece JASON KIDD is up to his eyeballs in wig brushing (the new weed carrier) duties. Brushing his son’s wig alone must take up an entire afternoon. Get your balls back JASON, and I’m not talking about that microfiber shit either, yall can take the Cavs. JK got another finals run in him, even if next year he does ads for Geritol. P.S. LeBron-MVP Wig owner!
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Aug.13 at 2:52 am
Cherette Jojo says:
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Oct.21 at 4:49 pm
Andreas Tennyson says:
damn all these beautiful gir. Andreas Tennyson.