Monday, April 23rd, 2007 | 48 Comments
Michael Jordan Is a Champion…
…On and off the court. Especially off of it. Like, in the club.
So, this is how MJ is dealing with the divorce. I, for one, salute him.
On a sidenote: What’s with legendary players providing the most captivating images during the playoffs? Last year, it was Kareem and his “jacket” during the Suns/Lakers series, and now MJ with the grind to end all grinds.
Anyhow, go nuts in the comments, folks.
(Thanks to Deadspin for the glorious find.)
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48 Responses to “Michael Jordan Is a Champion…”
Apr.23 at 3:51 pm
dez says:
Watch out Mike, those white girls’ll get ya!
Apr.23 at 3:52 pm
mutoni says:
I love this game!
Apr.23 at 3:54 pm
Esco says:
Ahhh…MJ must have some caribbean blood in him…Back home (Sint Maarten/Saint-Martin)this would be a common scene..but it being MJ…ayoooo laawwdddd!!!!! Fyahh buuuurn!!!
Apr.23 at 4:05 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Photoshop. Right? I mean, can he really be that f*cking obvious?
Apr.23 at 4:06 pm
Dennard C says:
LMAO… It’s good to see Mike isn’t letting the divorce get him down..
Apr.23 at 4:07 pm
Bryant Reeves says:
think he’ll get a phone call from Kobe on the dangers of macking whitey?
Apr.23 at 4:09 pm
Ryan Jones says:
Having said that, those do look like the exact same jeans he was wearing at the SLAM 100 cover shoot. Still, the more I look at it… nah, I’m not buying it.
Apr.23 at 4:10 pm
Pat B says:
ahhhh thanks for that one…I needed something like that for today LOL
Apr.23 at 4:14 pm
Chris says:
i guess two nickels equals a dime
Apr.23 at 4:26 pm
the sophomore says:
sort of weird that kobe and mj do the opposite. kobe wins championship early, scoring titles late. michael messes with white women in his 40’s.
Apr.23 at 4:31 pm
tedturner says:
um, didnt he learn anything from kobe?
Apr.23 at 4:51 pm
Ryan Jones says:
I like the implication ni a few of these comments that Mike learned about white girls from KB. Have you guys not heard of Karla Knafel?
Apr.23 at 5:20 pm
Gord says:
Those arms look too fat to be MJ’s, and he dresses classier than that.
Apr.23 at 5:23 pm
b mac says:
how do you have the nerve to disrespect the greatest player the world has ever seen you should be ashamed of yourself. he is the very reason your ass even has a job right now dude. and what he wants to do in his free time is his business, i would expect this from the national enquirer but not a real hoops fan. im out.
Apr.23 at 5:24 pm
True says:
I was going to make a case for a MJ look-alike, but that damn cigar! I don’t know???
Apr.23 at 5:29 pm
Derms says:
If he had his tongue out I would say it was him.
Apr.23 at 5:31 pm
Nine XXVI says:
So, we all know that doesn’t look like him right? I mean, I want to make sure I get that right and all.
Apr.23 at 5:32 pm
Reggie Evans says:
Is that the outline of his knee?
Apr.23 at 5:40 pm
Sparker says:
mj, on the back door
Apr.23 at 6:02 pm
allenp says:
That is so not MJ. When’s the last time y’all seen MJ without his shirt tucked in. He’s too old school for a white t and jeans. He would have at least had on a kangol.
Apr.23 at 6:04 pm
ron olesiack says:
Come on guys stop denying this, this is that classic old man jordan club wear its what he is always rocking in the clubs. He has done this stuff his whole life it was just covered up well when he was playing because everybody was banking so much off him.
Apr.23 at 6:04 pm
WeS says:
Sheer comedy. Too bad the head doesnt fit the body…
Apr.23 at 6:31 pm
Tim Dennis says:
Ohh look at MJ’s facial expressions almost better then lil dunleavy’s
but ohh damn he is really focusing in that picture
Apr.23 at 6:41 pm
Jake Appleman says:
I doubt that’s him. Ryan, you need to get a similar pic of Jeffrey Jordan at a Penn State party and photoshop THAT.
Apr.23 at 7:40 pm
mutoni says:
it’s probably not him, but that’s not what’s important here…
Apr.23 at 9:00 pm
mr.x says:
i say get em all if you can mike.
Apr.23 at 9:34 pm
Max Airington says:
You guys might be right. If Michael Jordan is grinding on two co-eds in Cabo, why is everyone else in the pic looking the other way? On a somewhat related note, R.I.P. David Halberstam.
Apr.23 at 9:35 pm
Nathalie says:
IF YOU HAVE NOT CLICKED ON THE DEADSPIN LINK AND READ THE COMMENTS THERE, YOU ARE MISSING OUT!!
“Jordan was always unstoppable against the double team.”
“Now I really understand what it means to ‘Be Like Mike.’ I wanna be like Mike.”
“He’s doing the new dance called ‘The Kobe.’”
Priceless I tell you, Priceless!!
Apr.23 at 9:44 pm
Nathalie says:
“It’s official: We need a whole new set of “The Jordan Rules” now.” “Not pictured: Steve Kerr in the corner setting up the money shot.” Hilarious!
Apr.23 at 10:29 pm
Kyle Stack says:
This pic better make it on the cover of the next issue of Cigar Afficiando
Apr.24 at 12:10 am
lickylickyballing says:
ths aint him cmon man i can get the same pic at photoshop man dont bring the bull on internet plzzzzzzzzz so i dont eva wanna see the crap on the again yaDDAmEANN
Apr.24 at 12:19 am
lickylickyballing says:
anither thing man michale get a life man.. noone wanna see this shit of ur lil dingaling poppen into a guys butt man cmon
Apr.24 at 1:29 am
Sherri says:
is that Kwame Brown in the back, throwin` cakes around??? and what in the hell is the hunchback lady behind MJ wearin`…and finally Hanes should be really proud of MJ rockin` there white tee, another 100 gazzillion dollar contract comin` his way. boy does he know how to ONE UP KOBE.
Apr.24 at 3:04 am
dean says:
Michael’s a sick cunt.
Apr.24 at 3:56 am
James says:
Deadspin comments are great… “Mike you’re aiming too high. Literally.”
Apr.24 at 7:00 am
alan p says:
Uh, you know, it’s a really loaded thing to talk about black me and “white girls like” that. If you don’t understand, I can’t explain, but read up on your American history.
Apr.24 at 10:18 am
Rod Strickland says:
So that’s what a pick and pop is.
Apr.24 at 4:41 pm
howard the corporate monkey says:
umm..this mj looks like he might be able to dance or sumin..remember the mov he had in the playgroud vid with full force..this can’t be the same dude in this pic
Apr.24 at 5:44 pm
Dave says:
Please, ain’t NO GIRL, gunna get Mike, how long has been doin it? 20+ years, and not gotten trapped up (at least that we know about) by a girl…gambling, well that’s another thing, his dead father can prolly attest to that.
Apr.24 at 6:27 pm
nico says:
The hands aren’t big enough. Look at “MJ’s” hands versus the girls hands. They are way to close in size. It’s well documented that MJ’s hands are abnormally HUGE. That’s not MJ
Apr.24 at 7:31 pm
jbn74sb says:
The deadspin comments are fantastic.
On another note, can you name another NBA Executive/ General Manager that you can even remotely picture doing the bump and grind with a couple of coeds in Cabo?
Apr.24 at 8:26 pm
Me2 says:
michael jordan is a god, best guy
Apr.24 at 10:19 pm
8-Ball says:
Karla Knafel is the lady he had an affair with when he was like 25? she was like 40 rite at the time and went and sued him on the low.i dont think its him, but those ladies are like 50 and grindin,(?Mrs. Mother Hoe?! Is that you b*tch?)and its not like i doubt jordan on any of this or anything i mean no offense, dudes my favorite player of all time,id write a freaking report on about how much i respect him but nows not the time, but if that is mj then why the hell is he hangin at some rastafarian freakin club like that? plus those mom whores need some freaking wrinkle cream. oil of olay wrinkle cream, b*tch!take yu on 7 days of vacation while fights seven degrees of aging b*tch!
Apr.26 at 2:26 pm
Shuttlesworth, J says:
That cigar looks like a huge BLUNT! I don’t think it’s Mike, no one is paying them any mind. They’re just having a MySpace moment.
May.8 at 8:59 pm
anthony says:
lol dats funny, MJ is my dude, all i gotta say is DONT GET KOBE HOMIE!
May.9 at 11:41 am
asdf says:
this is photoshopped. definitely.
Sep.24 at 11:59 pm
Matthew Lottice says:
What a bunch of freaking losers these people are for trying to demean one of the most successful, classiest indidvuals, and not to mention my personal idol in this whole world. Its a shame losers have nothing better to do with their lives but hide behind computers and try to put down a man who has succeeded in life when they are probably still living in their parents basement and waking up at 11 everday in their underwear. He has accomlished more in his life than these losers would with 5 lives.
Sep.25 at 12:02 am
rare air says:
Really get a life though with these fake pictures. Jordan didnt have to cheat on his wife if she wasnt a damn money grabber. Screw her for trying to get hers man, it was all set up for her to do that anyway. Good for him for getting rid of the lady. He deserves better anyway than her.