Friday, October 6th, 2006 | 67 Comments
Photo Caption Contest: MJ and Friends
In this contest, everyone loses.
Unlike Lang, I don’t have any cool stuff behind my desk to offer you as prizes. Unless of course, you’re really into empty boxes. I’ve got plenty of those. I guess the winner of this caption contest will have to settle for the highly coveted “Funniest Commenter” award. Hey, better than nothing, right? Anyway, here’s the picture (via the always amusing Basketbawful). You’ve got until Monday: Go nuts!
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67 Responses to “Photo Caption Contest: MJ and Friends”
Oct.6 at 6:25 pm
James Chan says:
A look at more unconventional Jordan-stopping techniques.
Oct.6 at 6:34 pm
PIMPN says:
the jordan rules XXX
Oct.6 at 7:00 pm
Mendel says:
jordan taking it to the rack
Oct.6 at 7:19 pm
Derms says:
If you look in the background, you can see that Tex Winter is telling Phil Jackson, that was not the triangle he had in mind.
Oct.6 at 7:39 pm
t dot j. says:
is that a rat? dam its’ a rat!!!!
Oct.6 at 10:00 pm
Nads says:
Will Perdue teaching how exactly one rides MJ’s coattale.
Oct.7 at 12:40 am
Bozaframa says:
Will Perdue took all that triangle talk a little too literal…
Oct.7 at 1:30 am
Seljak says:
thats not what coach meant when he said ‘man-on-man’
Oct.7 at 4:11 pm
cecil israel says:
so this is the move called a threepeat
Oct.7 at 4:27 pm
curtis says:
the reason why micheal hates losing bets
Oct.7 at 5:24 pm
daniel says:
thats how we do in prison!
Oct.7 at 8:45 pm
Cheryl says:
So outspoken! Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Oct.8 at 12:39 am
Rahsaan says:
Dont be greedy save some for Scottie
Oct.8 at 1:17 am
simon says:
An illustration from the Jodan Rules XXX-rated edition
Oct.8 at 1:19 am
simon says:
Jordan tries to escape the double team
Oct.8 at 1:00 pm
James says:
“The only way we’ll win is if I carry the load on my back”
Oct.8 at 1:02 pm
James says:
“Rodman taught me this move in practice yesterday. It’s backbreaking but you’ll score.”
Oct.8 at 1:03 pm
James says:
“Will Perdue drives it to the hole!”
Oct.8 at 1:10 pm
James says:
“Michael Jordan with a triple-double.”
Oct.8 at 1:13 pm
James says:
“Rimwrecker!”
Oct.8 at 2:24 pm
Marvin says:
triple play!!!
Oct.8 at 3:12 pm
c-note says:
This gives the term triple threat a whole new meaning.
Oct.8 at 3:21 pm
James Chan says:
Will Perdue Gets Revenge on MJ with Bullet
Oct.8 at 4:47 pm
H to the izzo says:
jordan finally reveals the real reason he retired for good……he’s still saoking in the tub
Oct.8 at 8:14 pm
Duy Nguyen says:
Mike is not the only one that can score.
Oct.8 at 8:15 pm
Duy Nguyen says:
MJ meets DP
Oct.8 at 9:54 pm
Andrew says:
Purdue “best ever? nah i’ve had better”
Oct.8 at 10:18 pm
Memphis Slim says:
“Friday night at the Jordan’s is one thing, but we don’t usually do this in front of 18,000 people.”
Oct.8 at 11:19 pm
Todd D. says:
After two soap droppings Perdue takes the opportunity to clean up.
Oct.9 at 12:31 am
Drolfe says:
“Okay hold him steady Will. Is he steady?”
“Yeah Mike.”
“How are his thighs? Strong?”
“Thighs are good Mike.”
“Okay hold him still now cause im going to try to dunk this ball with this guy on my back.”
“Okay Mike.”
“Okay. Ready? Here I go!”
*All three players crash to floor*
Oct.9 at 1:41 am
Miggy says:
three point play!
Oct.9 at 5:09 am
Gerwin Nijeboer says:
Phil Jackson wonders what book he gave Purdue to read…
or
TEAMBUILDING!
or
‘Soul to the hole!’
Oct.9 at 6:16 am
mrkoenz says:
Purdue: “Get of there, I saw him first”
Oct.9 at 6:56 am
FLUD says:
I’m just gonna qoute you man… “You’ve got until Monday: Go nuts!”
Oct.9 at 6:57 am
FLUD says:
I LOVE THIS GAY!!
Oct.9 at 9:20 am
MSkittle says:
Damn, where is Karla Knafel when I need her?
Oct.9 at 9:46 am
Vince5 says:
MJ:“Damn! At least it’s not Shaq!´´
Oct.9 at 1:23 pm
sherm says:
‘’ wow this is better then that time marv was over'’
Oct.9 at 1:40 pm
Joe says:
Wow! Will did “shoot it” up that far! Twice.
Oct.9 at 1:46 pm
Poirier says:
Not only will Mike carry his own team, but he’ll carry the opposing team. Just because he can.
Oct.9 at 2:40 pm
Kevin Wilson says:
Even before they were the Wizards, Michael Jordan was carrying Washington.
Oct.9 at 5:00 pm
sush carter says:
Notice the look on Phil Jackson’s face in the background as Jordan takes his “nightly pounding.”
Oct.9 at 5:13 pm
TrippleX says:
Helicopter style!
Oct.9 at 8:51 pm
Tyler says:
I like Jordans Sneakers
Oct.9 at 10:06 pm
Stevo says:
Scottie: Dear Michael,
I was there at your menage a troi yesterday. I was disappointed at your plays to the opposition. Looks like you took the book “Make Love Not War” to heart. You know phil just gives those books out to make him seem litterate. Anyways just know that once you go black white you never go back. Just so u know. Things between us will never be the same again, with purdue’s hand on my thighs. sincerely, Scottie “beam up” Pippen
Oct.9 at 11:26 pm
James says:
“This is penance for drafting Kwame Brown with the number one pick.”
Oct.10 at 1:52 am
Gerwin says:
Jordan to Purdue;
“Yo Will, I know you want to take it to the hole, but let me tell you one thing……THAT’S NOT IT!”
Oct.10 at 4:52 am
Zee says:
Nike rethinks stratigies and quickly switches from pumpman to jumpman
Oct.11 at 1:07 am
Marcel Mutoni says:
Thanks to everyone who contributed captions, but there can only be one winner. And that person is, (drumroll, please…), MSkittle: “Damn, where is Karla Knafel when I need her?” Congratulations, MSkittle (if that is in fact your real name)! You have my undying respect and admiration.
Oct.13 at 1:18 am
cantgetneerme says:
Ah that pain in your lower abdomen. You have spastic colon….. I feel it now
Oct.14 at 5:42 am
ziad bastami says:
perdue s best move ever!
Oct.14 at 8:11 pm
TrippleX says:
My Top 5: Nash, Gasol, Dirk, AK47, and Kobe.
Apr.12 at 11:41 pm
J-mac says:
“Try taken off from the line after this one Mike! Thanks for the lift Will…”
Apr.14 at 5:28 pm
henry morse says:
jordan: all we have to do is land it!
May.6 at 3:01 pm
J-Dawg says:
1 “M.J. won’t suspect this”
2 “Ahhhhh Spider”
May.8 at 3:23 pm
Jamie says:
See coach, I told you we could run the Triangle offense!
Jun.21 at 8:27 am
Nisanth.G says:
get off mike, its my turn to leap the FROG!!!
Jun.27 at 10:04 pm
Scleez says:
Bullet sandwich!!!
Jul.20 at 3:27 am
Doc says:
Position number 23 : The double-headed wheelbarrow
Jul.22 at 2:24 am
JOJO says:
Fact: Michael Jordan carried more than one team on his back during his NBA career.
Jul.23 at 4:08 pm
J says:
“No peggy back ride”
Jul.26 at 6:19 pm
Jose says:
due to lack of funds to pay performers. we present the jordan and friends half time show
Jul.28 at 12:47 am
Grant says:
Michael finds another route to Space Jam. Now he doesn’t have to dig up that golf course.
Jul.29 at 5:16 pm
yakir says:
houston we have a probelem
Dec.11 at 2:38 am
JJ says:
Mike can carry both teams on his back
Jul.15 at 6:24 pm
Jason Bradbury says:
I don’t thing the wheelbarrow race goes like this
Jul.15 at 6:25 pm
Jason Bradbury says:
“Yo MJ when you going to sign my autograph”