Sep.28 at 2:07 pm

Max Airington says:
Are those casts? Question, not a joke.

Sep.28 at 2:13 pm

Hype says:
“Jackass 2 changed my life”

Sep.28 at 2:14 pm

Derms says:
Vive La France!

Sep.28 at 2:15 pm

Derms says:
Bonjour, Je m’appelle Tony, Je suis un chronic masterbater.

Sep.28 at 2:16 pm

Joe says:
Do we just post our caption here or email it?

Sep.28 at 2:24 pm

John says:
Eva, c’mon, its just like in the movie Ghost.

Sep.28 at 2:25 pm

rgeezy says:
Oui Oui Eva is really the man in this relationship.

Sep.28 at 2:26 pm

Ron says:
Parker in a sticky mess after sex with Longoria!

Sep.28 at 2:26 pm

Drew says:
“Coach Pop said I have to take better care of the ball. Is this what he ment?”

Sep.28 at 2:29 pm

Ron says:
Eva made me choose…

Sep.28 at 2:31 pm

Logan Light says:
“This isn’t plaster… Timmy spilled his personality all over my arms. Boy is this gonna mess up my floater.”

Sep.28 at 2:32 pm

Ron says:
She told me to keep my hands to myself.

Sep.28 at 2:34 pm

Ron says:
Tony to INS: I’m NOT a MEXICAN!

Sep.28 at 2:35 pm

Ron says:
Eva stole my work VISA.

Sep.28 at 2:45 pm

Lang Whitaker says:
When Tony Parker broke his finger before the World Basketball Championships, Spurs doctors went a bit overboard to assure he’d be ready in time for the NBA season.

Sep.28 at 2:48 pm

Matt says:
Tim was tired of paying me 100 bucks every time I dunked in a game… So he undercut me.

Sep.28 at 2:55 pm

GE says:
you should see the other guy

Sep.28 at 2:58 pm

Ron says:
Beno pulls stunt to be a starter.

Sep.28 at 2:59 pm

albie1kenobi says:
wow. i’m just speechless. i don’t even understand what the hell is going on. can we get the actual story behind this pic? is this some sort of blackmail material?

Sep.28 at 2:59 pm

Dutch Rich says:
I just kept thinkin about them diamonds, son!

Sep.28 at 3:01 pm

Ron says:
Ok Ashton, I’ve been punk’d!!!

Sep.28 at 3:02 pm

Steve says:
Papier mache IS French, but it’s not as fun as I thought.

Sep.28 at 3:04 pm

Homie says:
When they said I’d be doing motion capture for EA Sports, I had no idea it would be like this…

Sep.28 at 3:12 pm

Chuck Nguyen says:
European fundamentals trump American talent.

Sep.28 at 3:15 pm

Russ Bengtson says:
OK, Pop, I get it, you want me to make more chest passes. Can you cut me free now?

Sep.28 at 3:17 pm

Jake Appleman says:
Ah, merde

Sep.28 at 3:21 pm

Joey Lee says:
“San Antonio point guard and aspiring actor Tony Parker was met with a rude reception after his first concert in Philadelphia. Apparently the crowd did not enjoy Tony’s brand of french hip hop as much as his beau, Eva Longoria.”

Sep.28 at 3:22 pm

Joey Lee says:
oops “actor” above should be replaced by “rapper”

Sep.28 at 3:29 pm

Rich says:
Tony Parker provides motion capture for NBA 1K7 for the Atari 2600 in stores 9/25/1982.

Sep.28 at 3:42 pm

Gerrald says:
Coach said I needed to work on my turnovers…

Sep.28 at 3:48 pm

Tom says:
“Nobody steals Tony Parker’s ball”

Sep.28 at 3:48 pm

Tom says:
“My assists might go down, but so will my turnovers”

Sep.28 at 4:04 pm

Tom says:
“And you thought Kobe was a ball hog…”

Sep.28 at 4:14 pm

Ryan Jones says:
“Next time, I’ll let Eva make the pancakes.”

Sep.28 at 4:15 pm

Ryan Jones says:
OR…
“Look at me. I am a fool.”

Sep.28 at 4:16 pm

sush carter says:
Le Coach..sniff..J’étais a MerMAN!!! MerMAN!!!

Sep.28 at 4:16 pm

Ryan Jones says:
OR…
“There is a fourth stick you cannot see. I am in distress.”

Sep.28 at 4:17 pm

Ryan Jones says:
Lang, just bring my prizes down the hall when you get a chance. Thanks.

Sep.28 at 4:22 pm

Tom Jackson says:
Laugh all you want to. I still %^$# Eva Longoria. And you don’t.

Sep.28 at 4:23 pm

Sam Rubenstein says:
It’s a French thing. You wouldn’t understand.

Sep.28 at 4:28 pm

Ryan says:
After drinking with the guys all night and being the first to pass out drunk, Tony Parker learns just how big a prankster Tim Duncan can be.

Sep.28 at 4:40 pm

Ryan says:
“Ok Tony, Hold that pose.”

Sep.28 at 4:41 pm

Joe says:
“Tony obviously doesn’t want to accept the new Ball for the leauge.”

Sep.28 at 4:41 pm

Tom Jackson says:
I’ve hungered for your touch…alone…lonely niiiiiights

Sep.28 at 4:43 pm

KL says:
“What the &%$# y’all lookin’ at?”

Sep.28 at 5:02 pm

Bryant Reeves says:
EA cover curse strikes again!

Sep.28 at 5:03 pm

Bryant Reeves says:
When Pops asked Tony to learn the triangle offense, this isn’t what he had in mind

Sep.28 at 5:04 pm

Bryant Reeves says:
Always wear clean drawers; you never know when you’ll have to pose half-nude and covered in plaster

Sep.28 at 5:31 pm

WeS says:
“Thats the last time I let Eva blindfold me.”

Sep.28 at 5:37 pm

Dblizzy says:
“Whew. I thought this was gonna look stupid”

Sep.28 at 5:38 pm

Dblizzy says:
“If I knew I had to wear tights, I would have never posed like an idiot with plaster everwhere!”

Sep.28 at 5:39 pm

mica says:
“ahhhhhhh….Texas docs, they sent T.O to the E.R for 2 pills and look what they did to me for a broken finger…”

Sep.28 at 5:39 pm

Dblizzy says:
“Damn Eva, I heard latin girls where freaky, but this is kinda crazy.”

Sep.28 at 5:48 pm

Toroowens says:
San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker undergoes Robot Transformation in the hopes that it will bring him as much success as Spurs center Tim Duncan.

Sep.28 at 5:48 pm

Dblizzy says:
“Good thing they placed that middle pole where they did, cuz this plaster is turning me on!”

Sep.28 at 5:51 pm

Dblizzy says:
“Stupid SLAM magazine and their crazy contests! LANG!”

Sep.28 at 5:57 pm

Allen says:
WHEW … I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WAKE UP IN A TUB OF ICE WITH MY KIDNEYS MISSING!!!

Sep.28 at 6:06 pm

Daniel says:
Barging in on the world’s most famous couple during their night in Vegas…

Sep.28 at 6:16 pm

Harlem World says:
“Parker undergoes off-season surgery to heal broken finger under strict supervision of the French Basketball Federation” *And you guys wonder why I moved to America?*

Sep.28 at 6:38 pm

Drolfe says:
‘Well buddy, if that camera has film in you’re in a world of trouble.’

Sep.28 at 6:58 pm

fashiz says:
“Eva got this uhhhh…. She got this new book and uhhh it didn’t turn out so well.”

Sep.28 at 7:10 pm

Rob Stewart says:
Look at that boy with the daisy dukes on

Sep.28 at 8:05 pm

chiqo says:
now that’s the inside stuff

Sep.28 at 8:09 pm

James Chan says:
The Housewives are REALLY getting desparate…

Sep.28 at 8:25 pm

bay area says:
Looking back, all the hazing was just the start of a great rookie year. But don’t let the public image fool you– David Robinson is one sick dude.

Sep.28 at 9:12 pm

brizzle215 says:
“what would you do for a klondike bar”

Sep.28 at 9:12 pm

mike dennis says:
You’d do this for Eva,too.Oh yeah,and I am wearing her nylon leg things.

Sep.28 at 9:14 pm

brizzle215 says:
what??! do i have a boogey? why are you staring

Sep.28 at 9:18 pm

brizzle215 says:
ok ok ok now who’s gonna scratch my bum?

Sep.28 at 9:21 pm

brizzle215 says:
hey slam thanks in advance for the nba2k7 for xbox (wink wink)

Sep.28 at 10:38 pm

t-rod says:
god damn you,Materazzi!!

Sep.28 at 11:05 pm

Andrew says:
“go ahead laugh, but remember they are paying me more money for this than you make in your lifetime”

Sep.28 at 11:07 pm

Andrew says:
I should have gone on desperate housewives like eva suggested, doing grey’s anatomy was a stupid idea!

Sep.28 at 11:19 pm

Paolo says:
“…And I thought Tim Duncan was boring…”

Sep.28 at 11:20 pm

Paolo says:
I love this game…but not this much

Sep.28 at 11:21 pm

Paolo says:
Before I slept, I was with Eva..when I woke up it was Dennis Rodman

Sep.28 at 11:22 pm

Paolo says:
I’m sorry for being French Mr. David Stern, sir

Sep.28 at 11:23 pm

Paolo says:
Mr. Stern, you made a mistake. I’m Tony Parker not Isaiah Rider

Sep.28 at 11:25 pm

Paolo says:
Atleast I’m not playing for the Knicks

Sep.28 at 11:27 pm

Paolo says:
San Antonio Spurred

Sep.28 at 11:40 pm

Ian says:
well, coach did say he wanted my arm movements to mimic duncan’s…

Sep.28 at 11:49 pm

Joe says:
You’re with me leather…..ball. (Hey if it worked once in Chinese…..)

Sep.29 at 12:47 am

steve p says:
When Pop says stop shooting threes he really means it!!!

Sep.29 at 1:17 am

mica says:
ok…just to inform y’all:
Tony’s wax ‘alter-ego’ will be officially introduced at the Grevin Wax Museum in Paris on October 7th… The Wax figure will wear the spurs uniform and as we can see on the picture, will hold a basketball with both hands. It will be placed next to Thierry Henry. Eva will be there for the october 7th event.

Sep.29 at 1:27 am

mica says:
Now that we know…. “Watch out wax-tony, behind you wax-zidane’s wax-head is coming right to your wax-chest…”

Sep.29 at 1:44 am

mica says:
type Grevin in flickr and you’ll see dozens of ugly wax figures of people doing their signatures moves (sort of…) if only they could add other nba players: - Jordan doing the jumpan logo move
- abdul-jabbar doing his skyhook
- freddy weis with vince carter as his hat
- Ben Handlogten with a “slam’s official player” jersey
- Disaster Dickau (for no reason)
- Tim Duncan actually having a facial expression
- uncle cliffy with a joint in his headband
- Ron Ron throwing punches
- Mark Madsen dancing
……..

Sep.29 at 2:12 am

John Guerrero says:
This is how french guys shave!

Sep.29 at 2:45 am

Marin says:
The ball declares war on Tony. We all know what happens next.

Sep.29 at 3:20 am

El Boydelz says:
After sweeping Japan like a jizzgantic title wave the French are on board with their own cultural twist and here it is, arm bukakke.

Sep.29 at 3:26 am

El Boydelz says:
Ever the professional and perfectionist Tony Parker moonlighting in the off season as a gay porn star stood his ground, “Strip me, bind me, hell even use weird poles if you want, but damn it, no facials!!!”

Sep.29 at 4:00 am

casey says:
What? This is normal in France!

Sep.29 at 8:23 am

Gerwin Nijeboer says:
At the SLAMdome…
“Great work you guys! This will be the best cover ever! Beats even Iverson with an afro!! What kind of headline shall we use? How about `Tony Parker - Watch me get down and just do my thing’” Or, ‘Tony Parker makes them say eeugh!’”

Sep.29 at 8:30 am

Gerwin Nijeboer says:
NO, I will not sign your basketbalcard right now. I don’t care your name is Jacques Chirac, can’t you see I’m busy?! Or…. “Sorry guys, I told you I wouldn’t do any more autographs” Or….. BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NBA: ‘Tony Parker finds a new excuse to not signing autographs. Other players respond positive and a new trend is set!’

Sep.29 at 8:47 am

Chris says:
for sale soon, Spurs Parker #9 replica-st jersey

Sep.29 at 9:54 am

Blavec Yann says:
Will you stop making fun of the french people !?

Sep.29 at 10:03 am

Marcel Mutoni says:
“what can I say, Duncan gets a little excited when I wear these shorts”

Sep.29 at 10:15 am

jesse blanchard says:
I don’t know, I jez pazz zee ball to Timmee, you know.

Sep.29 at 10:51 am

TKJC says:
Please let me go Eva, I swear I won’t look at other women’s tits again….

Sep.29 at 11:26 am

Kid Twist says:
Tony Parker, after is audition as a vilain in Home Alone 4.

Sep.29 at 11:34 am

Kid Twist says:
sorry. spelling. Tony Parker, after his audition for the part of “Evil French Villain” in Home Alone 4.

Sep.29 at 1:17 pm

Paul says:
It’s Eva’s Halloween costume, but she had me put it on because I was being such a naughty boy.

Sep.29 at 1:54 pm

Ron says:
Parker gets plastered with ball in hands!

Sep.29 at 1:55 pm

Ron says:
Eva likes to be creative in the sack.

Sep.29 at 2:04 pm

Deuce21 says:
TP9 is not a good enough nickname. I know, how about “Stick to my Glue”…….. maybe not. :p

Sep.29 at 2:07 pm

Deuce21 says:
“J’ai juste volé dedans de France et le garçon sont mes bras fatigués!”

Sep.29 at 2:14 pm

Deuce21 says:
“Hi, I’m Tony Parker from the San Antonio Spurs and I’m here to say kids, JUST SAY NO to public Humiliation!” This was a public service announcement for the victims of bachelor party pranks, fraternity stunts and motion capture models.

Sep.29 at 2:25 pm

Zee says:
This is why you bring your agent to negoiate contracts.

Sep.29 at 2:49 pm

mica says:
hey Deuce 21, don’t ever use a web translator again…here is what you just wrote: “I just stole into France et the boy are my arms tired”…..maybe it makes sense to you, but not for the rest of the world.

Sep.29 at 3:00 pm

Tone says:
“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic point guard. Tony Parker will be that point point guard. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.”

Sep.29 at 3:00 pm

Tone says:
Then Pop comes in and says “$6MM, aww hell naw! what can you do for $67 dollars and 33 cents?”

Sep.29 at 3:31 pm

t dot j. says:
ok coach, no more touching eva during timeouts, keep my head in the game.

Sep.29 at 3:36 pm

Bryant Reeves says:
Plaster is a hell of a drug…

Sep.29 at 3:54 pm

Ryan says:
Spur’s guard Tony Parker models the new French national team uniform.

Sep.29 at 4:05 pm

Cov says:
i got championships, i got eva…i can do what i want. or wi, wi, you like yes? or i’ll do anything to improve my 3-point shot…ANYTHING or
..and you say MJ AND Magic used to do this, right?

Sep.29 at 4:09 pm

Cov says:
oh he’s not with eva anymore…then we all already know why, girls will make you do crazy things. how about “i thought she said I needed to get my sticks together”..and you thought housewives were desperate

Sep.29 at 4:49 pm

DVLb0y613 says:
“whipped”

Sep.29 at 5:10 pm

chiqo says:
any coincidence that eva broke up with him the day after this was posted?

Sep.29 at 6:27 pm

youngdre says:
Mom I slipped and fell
or
I gave it my all
or
We just could not beat Dallas

Sep.29 at 7:50 pm

gizmo says:
“Oh dear, it appears I have soiled my pantaloon!”

Sep.30 at 12:11 am

caveman says:
“It takes some people a little longer than others to realize they’re being Punked” Steve Nash used his Canadian goodwill to convince Parker the secret to his back-to-back MVPs were the strenuous Dime Chair workouts.

Sep.30 at 5:30 am

Justin Maffei says:
What..
The..
Fuck??

Sep.30 at 9:28 am

mls21 says:
A preview of the cover from the Spurs Pride Day magazine.

Sep.30 at 10:10 am

T Nas says:
This is how Europeans play defense

Sep.30 at 10:11 am

T Nas says:
What? Lance Armstrong gave them to me

Sep.30 at 10:13 am

T Nas says:
Ill do WHATEVER you want!

Sep.30 at 10:17 am

T Nas says:
TP to photographer
“So what was the name of this magazine again?”

Sep.30 at 10:44 am

CZimm says:
It’s not what it looks like!!

Sep.30 at 3:59 pm

Daniel Lee says:
Since stick ‘em had been banned Tony went to extreme lengths to improve his ball handling…

Sep.30 at 5:03 pm

Todd Dowey says:
Have you called Micheal Jackson and asked him how long this process takes yet? Sheeesh!

Sep.30 at 6:03 pm

Tyler Derby says:
last night i went out and got plastered

Sep.30 at 8:15 pm

caveman says:
Speechless for the first time, David Stern referred all questions to Isiah Thomas.

Sep.30 at 9:11 pm

Fiasco says:
Don’t be scared to ask for help; ‘’can you scratch my nuts'’.

Sep.30 at 9:57 pm

caveman says:
Tony “Plaster of Paris” Parker

Sep.30 at 10:03 pm

Tim Dennis says:
I Knew i shouldnt of paid the Mafia to hook me up with eva..

Sep.30 at 10:23 pm

Lachlan Scully says:
Yeah it was Eva’s idea she’s really kinky.

Oct.1 at 2:05 am

Deuce21 says:
“I just flew in from France and boy are my arms tired!” *BTW Mica, thanks for the correction but keep your little snippy comments to yourself*

Oct.1 at 5:07 am

vince says:
Cat-Quick point guard Tony Parker learns how to play like Jerome james.

Oct.1 at 8:21 am

Tom says:
In an effort to boost sales, Upper Deck is now giving away player’s actual arms instead of jerseys. But the replacement prosthetics were low on the budget…

Oct.1 at 8:26 am

Tom says:
Tony Parker models the latest NBA shooting sleeves. “Iverson and Carmelo got nuthin’ on me…”

Oct.1 at 11:14 am

Nicks says:
This is what the French call ‘Le Chicken Noodle Soup Dance’

Oct.1 at 4:56 pm

the_unstoppable_123@hotmail.com says:
come on eva u no u like it , dis was timmys idea

Oct.1 at 5:43 pm

A_B says:
I’m too sexy for this chair, too sexy for this chair, this just is n’t fa-air

Oct.1 at 6:05 pm

vince says:
Or: Since breaking up with Eva, San Antoino Guard Tony Parker has been working on his game. After being critized for only making floaters and lay-ups, Parker decided to work on his cumshot.

Oct.1 at 7:05 pm

James Li says:
Tony Parker auditions for Mel Gibson’s upcoming blockbuster, Apocalypso 2.

Oct.1 at 8:27 pm

Fiasco says:
FUCK YOU Ashtonnnnnn…

Oct.1 at 11:56 pm

James says:
This guy made People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful? NBA Contract - 20 mil
Endorsements - 5 mil
Mansion - 2 mil
Foreplay with Eva? Priceless So this is what it means to be stiff. I feel ya Timmy. I got plastered after the game last night. I know you wanted me to calm my game down Pop, but this is taking it a bit too far.

Oct.2 at 12:29 am

mica says:
I need stongers arms for you to let me shoot threes? well, take that pop…

Oct.2 at 5:08 am

RJP says:
Is this what you have to do to get a SLAM cover?

Oct.2 at 10:20 am

Decs says:
I know I’m the best player in France, but do u really have to mummify me?

Oct.2 at 1:49 pm

Dutch Rich says:
SAN ANTONIO PLAYMAKER GETS WINGS CLIPPED BY MANAGEMENT
After a disastrously irresponsible off-season by his floor leader in addition to star-allure antics throughout the entire year, the man known as Pop has seen enough.
Tony Parker, as the above illustration explains, is already suffering the wrath. What is displayed here is the Croatian Straightjacket, developed and perfected by Pop’s distant cousin. The revered Slobodan Milosovich. It maintains mobility in a dry state, but when accidentally mixed with water the stuff will get so heavy, you’ll sink before you can say “Fughet about it”! Furthermore, the Spurs in pursuit of a more experienced ball-handler, has traded for journeyman Jacque Vaughn, as insurance. Now that’s gangsta.

Oct.2 at 1:53 pm

Dutch Rich says:
In addition SAN ANTONIO PLAYMAKER GETS WINGS CLIPPED BY MANAGEMENT
After a disastrously irresponsible off-season by his floor leader in addition to star-allure antics throughout the entire year, the man known as Pop has seen enough.
Tony Parker, as the above illustration explains, is already suffering the wrath. What is displayed here is the Croatian Straightjacket, developed and perfected by Pop’s distant cousin. The revered Slobodan Milosovich. It maintains mobility in a dry state, but when accidentally mixed with water the stuff will get so heavy, you’ll sink before you can say “Fughet about it”! Furthermore, the Spurs in pursuit of a more experienced ball-handler, has traded for journeyman Jacque Vaughn, as insurance. Mr. Parker has met the news of the trade with much resistance, as they were unable to pry the ball out of his possesion. Now that’s gangsta.

Oct.2 at 3:46 pm

Hydes says:
I am god of point guards…….. and plaster.

Oct.2 at 3:59 pm

Hydes says:
Tony is going to extreme lengths to resist the urge to relieve the pressure hidden by the middle pole.

Oct.2 at 4:41 pm

Isaac says:
It’s time for Tony to add Rep. Foley to his “block sender” list.

Oct.2 at 4:45 pm

ROAYLT says:
some men from fance r just hella weird and some arent

Oct.2 at 5:20 pm

Brian Moughty says:
“French Manicure”

Oct.2 at 6:39 pm

Dowey says:
Getting down with Eva sometimes takes some extra steps because I’m French. She says If I’m not gonna shower I at least have to wear a body cast. The stick and ball is for fun.

Oct.2 at 10:18 pm

AJ says:
please get me out of here… i had a late night of partying and… just don’t tell my girlfriend…. she would kill me….

Oct.2 at 10:34 pm

Jake Appleman says:
Let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks they can mess with Pascal Giberne.

Oct.2 at 10:54 pm

Mark O'Donnell says:
Come and get the rock… I dare you.

Oct.3 at 2:02 am

mary pea says:
whipped cream on french toast~its the pre-season baby, let the lickins begin!!

Oct.3 at 8:58 am

Fetissov says:
(Pop in the background) “Repeat after me : I will NOT turn the ball over. I will NOT surrender. I will STOP playing with myself. I NEED to be a team player.”

Oct.3 at 1:38 pm

Dan says:
I know coach told me to work on my ball-handling this summer, but this is a bit too much! ! !

Oct.3 at 3:03 pm

Kevin says:
Eva told me I wouldn’t be able to play basketball again if I cheated on her….I wish I listened.

Oct.4 at 12:07 pm

kidcatastrophe says:
So, this is for some kind of shampoo commercial, right?

Oct.4 at 4:59 pm

brickowski says:
Don’t come in! Somebody’s in here!

Oct.6 at 5:40 pm

» Photo Caption Contest: MJ, Plastic Man (?), and Purdue - SLAM Online says:
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Oct.8 at 5:42 am

john oc says:
‘When people ask me what I do for a living, I always have had to say that first I am an artist, and everything else simply stems from that.’

Oct.9 at 3:28 pm

» Tony Parker: Caption Contest, Answered - SLAM Online says:
[…] Photo Caption Contest: Tony Parkerby Lang Whitaker Reader Ryan L. sent along this photoPhoto Caption Contest: MJ and Friendsby Marcel Mutoni Unlike Lang, I don’t have any coolPhoto Caption Contest Winnerby Lang Whitaker Last week we asked you to comeTony and Eva: sooooooo overBy Sam Rubenstein It’s over. I read the link fromNBA Live 07 cover boys blogBy Sam Rubenstein The NBA Live 07 release event atRun Yao Runby Lang Whitaker Linkstigator Karl sent this photo along aMadden, Wilt Chamberlain and Tony Parkerby Lang Whitaker Of course, for many of you today ARCHIVES BY DATE […]

Jul.28 at 12:41 am

Grant says:
Tony Parker’s first day at training camp… Bowen: But he kept turning over the ball coach!
Popovich: Bruce we have been over this…
Bowen: C’mon coach we were just having a little fun. I’ve done much worse during games.
Popovich: Get him out of there! I can understand your little antics against other teams, but I’ve told you a hundred times before, there will be absolutely NO hazing!

Jul.29 at 5:14 pm

yakir says:
see hrs really not human

Jul.29 at 5:15 pm

yakir says:
see hes really not human

Aug.2 at 7:00 am

John says:
Tony : ” I knew i was good, but i didn’t know they would take it this far…. oh well, at least i still got an overdosage of my prescribed ” Eva ” when i get home.”

Sep.13 at 5:01 pm

Gil from Paris, France says:
They said basketball would be fun…

Sep.13 at 5:06 pm

Gil from Paris, France says:
Tony : Now, what if I really have to pee ?

Sep.18 at 7:49 pm

Riverz says:
Are you sure CGI can make this cool as the Iceman’s poster?

Nov.9 at 3:48 pm

Thomas says:
The only way to stop Tony parker is to glue him to a ball!!

Jan.13 at 7:53 am

Gary Miles says:
pops’ way of helping me mold my new shooting form

Jan.16 at 3:02 pm

B-Rock says:
dam eva…..alll because I didnt wash the dishes

Jan.28 at 3:10 pm

Derek says:
“I dont know…i guess eva’s kinky.”

Mar.26 at 9:15 am

A24 says:
Tony found out the after a sloppy practice that “R.M.” Knight has just accepted a position… Director of Player Personnel with San Antonio

Jun.10 at 9:22 am

Matt says:
Tony: “Manu was wrong! Flopping is stupid”

Jul.19 at 7:17 pm

Jason Bradbury says:
Now thats how a true point guard is molded