Breaking News From the ABA…
Keeping an eye on the little league that could…
At some point a few years ago, during an interminable story meeting, someone went on the website of the ABA, the basketball minor League. On their site they have a section for press releases, which is updated numerous times daily with all kinds of peculiar information. I have no idea who writes all these press releases, but we’d waste a lot of time just reading the press releases aloud and then discussing them for thirty minutes.
Honestly, the ABA is a very confusing league. There are dozens of teams, upwards of 50, with constantly changing schedules and rosters and nicknames. And yet the league soldiers on. Which is why we started that little section in the magazine called “Breaking News From The ABA,” where we run, verbatim, our favorite ABA press releases of the last few weeks. I put those together at the last minute, as the issue is going to press, and we never have room to run more than one or two per issue. So from here on out on Mondays we’ll use SLAMonline for a weekly bonus Breaking News From the ABA update.
Before we get to the breaking news, on Friday the League announced that John Salley would be their new commissioner, which SI.com writer and ABA franchise owner Alex Wolff seems to endorse. It doesn’t say if he’s still hosting Best Damn Sports Show, and I don’t watch Best Damn Sports Show so I don’t have an answer, but he’d definitely be the first pro sports commissioner to host a talk show while being commissioner of a league.
On to the breaking news…
HEADLINE: BUY RAZORSHARKS SEASON TICKETS, SEE LEBRON JAMES FOR FREE
KEY WORDS: The Rochester RazorSharks will tip off their 2006-2007 season tickets campaign with a special offer for new season ticket holders at The Blue Cross Arena. Any new fan who becomes a RazorSharks season ticket holder in the following month will receive two free tickets to the Cleveland Cavaliers-Toronto Raptors NBA preseason game at The Blue Cross Arena on Wednesday, October 18, 2006.
HEADLINE: BALTIMORE PEARLS TO HOST CHARITY GAME TOMORROW
KEY WORDS: “This is the first opportunity for our hometown fans to see all the new Baltimore Pearls,” said owner Paster Matthew Bradby. “One thing the league better be aware of is that we are a much different team from last season.”
HEADLINE: ABA ALL-STAR JUMPS ON BOARD THE EXPRESS
KEY WORDS: The Newark Express have finally got their man. Obadiah Toppin, formerly of the Harlem Strong Dogs, has signed with the team. Obadiah, O as he is known in the tri-state area, is well known for his smooth play. He’s a player who can score in the post or from the perimeter.
HEADLINE: PEORIA TEAM ANNOUNCES NAME, SPONSORS AND LOGO
KEY WORDS: The team has reached an agreement with Brewers Distributing Company of Peoria to bve the premier and naming sponsor of the team. Coach Sergio McClain’s team will begin play in November in the Central Division of the White Conference of the ABA as the PEORIA KINGS.
10 Responses to “Breaking News From the ABA…”
Sep.25 at 6:44 pm
Ananth Pandian says:
interesting that salley took over as commish
i also know that he is part owner of the hollywood franchise which also owned i think by kyle boler of the ravens among other “celebrities”…..the hollywood franchise also boasts that their 12th man will be one of the owners and will play from time to time as to who writes the aba’s press releases i think it may be ceo connie joe newman
im interning for oursportscentral.com (minor league news site)
and whenever i get a press release from the aba
connie joe newman writes his name on the bottom
so i am assuming he writes it…also every press release i get is addressed to some guy scott who i dont know….im sure you could always ask connie joe newman about it at joenewman@abalive.com
or i think “scott’s” email is aba@syphon.com the aba is an interesting league and i think they are doing good things with basketball…i enjoyed that article you guys ran a while back about the league i hoped i helped
Sep.25 at 11:35 pm
Drolfe says:
“One thing the league better be aware of is that we are a much different team from last season.”
lol.. what a strange comment.
Sep.26 at 7:28 am
Mark says:
The thing I always love about the ABA is the names the teams have — Strong Dogs, Pearls, Wind Jammers, Matrix, Riptide… I mean, who comes up with these names? Is it a contest for the strangest name?
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I dunno — for some reason I see John Salley coming in as adding even more of a comedic aspect to the league. Is he going to pull Frank Layden out and have Basketball Bloopers film a new DVD?
Sep.26 at 11:08 am
kdubb says:
The “White Conference”. (fill in joke here).
Sep.26 at 11:15 am
Boing Dynasty says:
Tom Arnold is gonna miss Sal.
Sep.26 at 11:28 am
kdubb says:
Speaking of alternative leagues, here’s an interesting video with Jellybean Bryant. He was over here in Tokyo coaching a team in the league here last year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rrc4pU6co
Sep.26 at 1:10 pm
Ben says:
Having written the feature on the ABA in SLAM, I can tell you that League CEO (and now former Commissioner) Joe Newman absolutley writes the press releases, straight from the league offices, aka, his basement in suburban Indianapolis.
Sep.26 at 1:31 pm
Lang Whitaker says:
If John Salley releases an ABA bloopers video, I’m buying.
Sep.26 at 5:23 pm
Dblizzy says:
There is really nothing going on huh? this is pretty crappy. Can’t we just have updates on what Ron Artest is doing on a daily basis, I think that would be more entertaining than “breaking news from the ABA”
Oct.9 at 4:50 pm
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